I'd hit you with _________

[Endless Storm 109]

I'd hit you with Mr. Herriman's hat (I'm really running out of ideas here)

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with Cheese.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Some "defaced books". :3

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with a Librarian!

[Endless Storm 109]

Hit with Twilight Sparkle

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with Akihisa Yoshii! He's actually stupider than me!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with a lawsuit from Twilight.

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with the best lawyer for the job, Derpy Hooves!

[Reani 176]

Hit you with OBJECTIONS!!

 

[Descant 1,897]

Hit you with a rock.

 

Id hit you several time with Blooregard cuekazoo (Have nooo idea how to spell it)

(Just because I'm actually a dictionary... Blooregard Q. Kazoo. I have no idea what the Q is short for, or if it's even short for anything.)

Edited March 26, 2013 by Flareon

[King 5,625]

Hit you with a rock.

 

(Just because I'm actually a dictionary... Blooregard Q. Kazoo. I have no idea what the Q is short for, or if it's even short for anything.)

Thanks ^^

 

Speaking of dictionaries... Id hit you with one... made out of cookie dough so it didn't hurt ^^

[TwiliciousAlkoi 369]

I'd hit you with a Fluttershy plushie

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I would hit you with raw eggs. Then I would point you out to angry Equestrian chickens and say, "Look! There's the guy who took your eggs!"

 

Reporter: Pony pecked to death, film at 11.

[푸딩군 48]

I would hit you with a pizza.

[Descant 1,897]

I would hit you with a dollop of frosting, and a pack of sprinkles.

[Frittershy101 1]

I would hit you with a math book...with 5369 pages of algebra! ...Everyone hates algebra. 

[TwiliciousAlkoi 369]

I would hit you with icing and a cupcake, that Pinkie Pie would try to eat you

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with Pinkamena Diane Pie. She made da cupcake after all...

[TwiliciousAlkoi 369]

Hit you with Death note spike

[푸딩군 48]

I would hit you with a PS3.

[TwiliciousAlkoi 369]

I would hit you with a PANDA!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Panda milk. IFYKWIS!!!

[TwiliciousAlkoi 369]

Id hit you with mollestia

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Hit with waffles. (We made the syrup together...)

[Princess Derpy 672]

Hit with waffles that have peanuts and soap in 'em!