I'd hit you with _________

[Reani 176]

˙ʇxǝʇ pǝddıןɟ ɥʇıʍ noʎ ʇıɥ

[stainesbrony 219]

Hit you with the East Staines Massiv

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

I'd hit you with a bag of glitter, may you never get it off.

[stainesbrony 219]

I'd hit you with a pie-flavoured pie!

Edited April 4, 2013 by stainesbrony

[StorchTheColt 0]

I'd hit you with yourself.

[HowlDash23 79]

I'd hit you with cake.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

I'd hit you with a tea cup. WITH THE TEA! ~Desu 

Edited April 9, 2013 by Hayzelestia

[Mephala 2,633]

Hit you with a Muk.

[Gommah Pony 4]

Hit you with a vending machine

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Hit you with a banana creme pie. But that's just the distraction for the "Kick Me" sign I put on your back.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Hit you with my foot because there was a "Kick Me" sign on your back as well.

[Diamond Treasure 118]

hit you with a carpet cleaner

[Senor Citizen 516]

Hit with a bluetit.

(It's a bird)

[Erza 581]

I'd hit you with MK-47

[stainesbrony 219]

I'd hit you with my iPod.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you with Binary code

[stainesbrony 219]

I'd hit you with the thinker.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you with the Statue of Liberty

[Diamond* 531]

I'd hit you with nothing  I don't hit ponies

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Hit with a wolf pup. (The cuteness kills you)

https://www.google.com/search?q=wolf+pup&safe=off&client=safari&hl=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=1X6OUay5G8f8iwLPgoGIAg&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAA&biw=1024&bih=672

Edited May 11, 2013 by Vinyl Rave

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I hit you with a foam sword.

[stainesbrony 219]

I'd hit you with an old English sheepdog. (Their cuteness kills you. If not, their Dulux kills you)

 

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=old+english+sheepdog+puppies&client=safari&hl=en-gb&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=4JiPUc3pFITE0QW2jIFI&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=320&bih=383

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I'll just stomp on your tail. STOMP! nyah.

[Samurai Heavy 53]

I'd hit you with a rusty old metal boot.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

I'd hit you with a lego.