The Most Ironic thing?

[Aureity 3,055]

Don't hold back, and don't give a one sentence description either Tell us the most ironic thing that has ever happened to you!

 

Once, when I was in middle school and had not yet learned the art of love and toleration, I was in math class. We had just taken a test and were at lunch, and two of my friends and I were wondering who got the highest score. I had one friend, Stuart, who was in my same class. The other, Alex was in a different class but the same subject. We knew that Stewie(called that because he was an "egghead", just like Stewie in Family Guy ) or I had probably gotten the highest grade out of all three of us, since Alex always failed the tests(not sure if apathy or trolling).

Stewie was pretty sure that he had the highest score, so he made a bet with us. The 2 with the lowest scores wouldn't be able to talk for the rest of the day. Obviously, Alex didn't like the idea, but oh well, we forced him into it. Before he left, he told us, "You guys are going to turn into mimes tommorow, when you lose. Especially you Alex, you'll probably get a 60... (Not in a mean way, this was friendly taunting)"

So the next day, we were waiting to get our scores back, and the teacher commented how the grades were much lower than expected. Then she handed back the tests. I got an 78 on the test. Stewie got an 84.5 At first I was horrified, but then I realized...she handed me the wrong test. There were two people with the same name in the class XD

I swapped with the other person for my REAL test. On top of the paper was a red 85. I jumped in the air and yelled to my friend, "HA! You gotta eat your words now!", and the teacher came over and asked what I was doing. She had seen me swap papers, and when I explained the mishap, she got angry. "Why didn't you write your last name, bla bla bla."

Then she told me she'd have to dock a point because of that, bringing me down to an 84. I ate my own words. -_-

Then at the cafeteria that same day, I was still sulking over how unfair that was. Alex came over to us and asked us how the test went. We said it was fine, and he told us that everyone in his class bombed it completely. He had gotten a 60 (literally a 60, no joke. Stewie thought he was a prophet)

Then he told us that because everyone did so poorly, the teacher decided to curve it out. Alex was in the medium, so he got an 85.

We both ate our words that day

Edited January 27, 2012 by Aureity

[Kyreth 194]

I have one involving a test too.

 

A few years ago I had a test for Religious studies. Beforehand me and my friends were talking about how unfair the tests are because they ask about your own beliefs and some people's beliefs are difficult to write an essay about. Most of us, including me, were atheist so we thought it would be quite hard but there was one guy who was Christian, he agreed it seemed unfair but was pretty confidant.

When it came to the test I stated I have no religious beliefs then proceeded to talk about Unicorns for a page of writing. I was kinda comparing it to religion but for most part I was just bored and mad at the unfairness, so... unicorns.

You can probably guess where this story is going. After we got our tests back, I found out I got an A! And the confident guy from before had a C. I'm fairly certain it was a case of the teacher reading way too much into my unicorn ramblings but it was pretty funny.

Edited January 27, 2012 by Kyreth

[Fluttershy4life 150]

My parents call me Pinkie Pie because apparently i'm exactly like her (when i'm happy i'm extremely happy when i'm sad stay far away from me) and right now i have a blog called i've gone cupcakes. Which is where i pretty much go to write about any depressing moments i have. That and my Dad asked me to bake cupcakes with him last night. they don't know about the cupcakes fanfiction

[Retro*Derpy 3,183]

I find it rather ironic when people go to correct someone else's grammar, yet they fail at it themselves. On a personal level though, the only thing I can remember was when I was with a friend and he was going off about clumsily people, only to trip from his own feet 

[SoundRaptured 139]

I find it ironic that people expect the very best of you yet all the time they're coming up with lame excuses to not do their best like "I don't feel good" or "I'm having a difficult time right now" which in no way is not an excuse, but so many of my friends (ESPECIALLY MY DAD!!!!!!) use it ALL the time to blatantly get out of doing something they don't want to do. If I don't want to do something, at least I have good reasons. if I don't have good reasons not to, then I do it.