Badvice!

[MelancholicMemory 2,024]

Build a shrine to your friend, Mel, and pray there 6 times a day until he blesses you with the ability to shot web.

 

How do I study for finals in the most effective way?

[Feather Gem 967]

By continuing to chat on MLP Forums.  Maybe there will be a question about ponies in the finals!

 

I want to make a specific 1x1 roleplay, but I'm 90% sure no one will want to play with me

Edited May 11, 2013 by Feather Gem

[Diamond* 531]

Invite someone?

 

How do I get my car on to my roof?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

When in doubt, C4!

 

I have a weird urge to watch 80's action movies. Which one should I watch?

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364]

Twilight

 

What drugs should I do when I grow up?

[Pripyat Pony 2,608]

All of them. At the same time.

 

What do I do tomorrow?

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364]

Commit suicide

 

How do I get somepony pregnant?

[Kitty Cat Moonshire 629]

Incubus and Succubus

 

The power keeps going out

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364]

Commit Suicide

 

Can I buy some coke from ya? 

[Kitty Cat Moonshire 629]

Sure, but pour it in your ear

 

I can't play fighting games

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364]

Commit suicide

 

 

 

Sure, but pour it in your ear

Not that kind of coke.

Where can I find some coke, the powder stuff? 

[Kitty Cat Moonshire 629]

Commit suicide

 

 

 

Not that kind of coke.

Where can I find some coke, the powder stuff? 

I know. Pour the damn stuff in your ear.

And try the toilet.

 

My dog is a heroin addict.

[stainesbrony 219]

Give it dulux. It'll paint the house as it is high.

 

 

 

 

Yes or no: the answer to this question is no.

[Pripyat Pony 2,608]

Put a banana in your eaaarrrr!!!

 

Should I give up smoking?

[stainesbrony 219]

Smoke weed.

 

The judge said that I can only make crystal meth in the courtroom if I give him some, but I want it all to myself. Wat do?

(I'M COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS!)

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Oh yes, bring it to the courtroom. They're all your friends there. Be sure to offer some to the bailiff and the cops too.

 

My GF is gone for the weekend, but keeps calling me at home. (I think she is checking up on me...) What can I do to put her mind at ease?

[Samurai Heavy 53]

Remove it. DISCLAIMER: If they forget who you are, I am not to be held accountable.

 

I can't think of anything to put in this space. Help?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Eat your right arm.

 

I'm hungry.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Steal food from Rarity.

 

I stole food from Rarity. But I don't want to go to Pony Jail? What do?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Steal a car and drive really fast down the freeway.

 

Ford or Dodge?

[Samurai Heavy 53]

Ford. Don't Dodge. *Shoots*

 

THIS. IS. SPARTA?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

No, this. Is. EUREKA!

 

Toyota or Chevy?

Edited May 21, 2013 by D1scordant

[Mint_Melody 91]

Home made horse drawn carriage.

 

I want to make a cake, can someone tell me how?

[Sarge Sixteenbit 287]

If you watch the video, "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared" you should be able to figure out something

 

I am tied up in my own armpit hair. How do I free myself?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Chainsaw.

 

i need to know, Why do they call it a hack saw?

Edited May 21, 2013 by D1scordant