Batbrony 16,055 September 14, 2013 Share September 14, 2013 Troll the comment section of the fic, dropping spoilers and excessive vulgarity left and write so that the author is very clear how much you disapprove and just how much this has ruined the fic for you! If that doesn't make you feel better, go out and bust a few mailboxes, that should relieve the rest of your anger. What's the best way to pick up a girl and ask her out? 1 "You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!" -The Muffin Mare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverhoof 2,844 September 14, 2013 Share September 14, 2013 Say, "He baby, what your sign?" Girls love being called baby. Also they love guys with leisure suits, unbuttoned shirts and guys who wear 30 gold necklaces. Oh, and don't bathe for a few days so you smell all manly. My girl wants to make me frogs legs for dinner. Is there a polite way to say, "NO! H*LL NO! GAG ME WITH A SPOON! poor frogs. NO! NO! NO! but I still love you. NO! NEVER! ZIP! NADA! NOOOOOOOOO!" 1 UNICORN FAN CLUB: http://mlpforums.com/topic/113426-unicorns-are-the-best-ponies-fan-club/ NEW SILVERHOOF http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/new-silverhoof-r4429 Equestrian Physiology 101: http://mlpforums.com...physiology-101/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvester 350 September 14, 2013 Share September 14, 2013 Het a hacker to hack her phone, computer and tv and create your own news about all recently purchased frogs are in fact poisonous... How do I get my friends online without them knowing?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverhoof 2,844 September 14, 2013 Share September 14, 2013 How do I GET my friends online without them knowing?? sniper rifle. My Mom wants me to get married. I can't really tell her to go get stuffed, is there a nicer way of saying the same thing? UNICORN FAN CLUB: http://mlpforums.com/topic/113426-unicorns-are-the-best-ponies-fan-club/ NEW SILVERHOOF http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/new-silverhoof-r4429 Equestrian Physiology 101: http://mlpforums.com...physiology-101/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvester 350 September 14, 2013 Share September 14, 2013 (edited) No, instead hire an actress to play as your wife while you visit her. Who should I go to if I'm suicidal?? Edited September 14, 2013 by Silverstar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunset Shimmering 43 September 14, 2013 Share September 14, 2013 Might as well go to Kony himself, don't forget to strap yourself with grenades. I'm very sure that he will be delighted to accept your suicidal gift! How do I turn invisible without dying? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unnamed 9 September 16, 2013 Share September 16, 2013 Invisibility cloak. Go visit hogwarts. How do I eat asparagus without vomiting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squareyes 153 September 16, 2013 Share September 16, 2013 Get your local doctor to cut open your stomach and shove the asparagus inside wherever. You can sew it up as well as have an anesthetic if you want. I keep biting my tongue when I eat, what should I do about it? My OC Cherry Jackpot:http://mlpforums.com...y-jackpot-r3286 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D1SCORDANT- 1,080 September 24, 2013 Share September 24, 2013 Remove your tongue with a rusty old knife. I'm bored. My YouTube Channel My Deviantart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frith is Magick 1,471 September 26, 2013 Share September 26, 2013 Watch someone cut their tongue out with a rusty knife. How can I think of a whimsical issue on the spot that is sure to illicit laughter and a humourous response? 1 Keep flyin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornBreadGang 514 September 26, 2013 Share September 26, 2013 Say "that's what she said" at the end of everything. I've gained super powers. What do I do with them? Thanks to Rainbow Skywalker for the signature! Light Streak and reborn Light Streak OC's: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/light-streak-r4361 http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/light-streak-reborn-r4501 Dark Spot and Glowing Infinity OC's: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/dark-spot-r5206 http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/glowing-infinity-r5211 Masquerade OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/masquerade-r5535 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just ignore me 86 September 26, 2013 Share September 26, 2013 Make nachos I'm thirsty but all i have is dry crackers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antismurf9001 1,271 September 26, 2013 Share September 26, 2013 Spit on them, then they won't be dry anymore. My computer wants me to install updates. Should I? 1 "Ceterum censeo background ponies delendas esse" - Stellafera Credit for the Octavia vector goes to the awesome Harmonic Revelations Credit for the creation of my avatar and signature goes to the amazing Wubsie Once again, thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvester 350 September 26, 2013 Share September 26, 2013 Yes, especially if it's java. How do you wake yourself up from a faint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CornBreadGang 514 September 26, 2013 Share September 26, 2013 Stay fainted. You'll wake up eventually. I've learned the secrets of the universe. Who do I tell first? Thanks to Rainbow Skywalker for the signature! Light Streak and reborn Light Streak OC's: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/light-streak-r4361 http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/light-streak-reborn-r4501 Dark Spot and Glowing Infinity OC's: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/dark-spot-r5206 http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/glowing-infinity-r5211 Masquerade OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/masquerade-r5535 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D1SCORDANT- 1,080 September 27, 2013 Share September 27, 2013 The next person you see. I can't play guitar to save my life, what do I do? My YouTube Channel My Deviantart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Lawful Haze~ 173 September 27, 2013 Share September 27, 2013 Try playing it with your toes, it's surprisingly more effective! I don't know how to use chopsticks! Please tell me someone gets the joke? :3 ~ Gilda gets unlimited counterattacks, so watch out! (HOMM3 logic) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D1SCORDANT- 1,080 September 27, 2013 Share September 27, 2013 Stick them in your nose. I fed it after midnight, what do I do? Also, I get the joke in your sig. My YouTube Channel My Deviantart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomariFeyWright 776 September 27, 2013 Share September 27, 2013 Let it eat you. It should spit you out before you're digested, and appreciate the sacrifice you made for it, and give you a million dollars and be your best friend 5ever. I can shapeshift now. What should I do with this power first? Awesome signature made by Tromino. My OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/pitch-light-r4599 Want to join a romantic crossover RP to celebrate the Month of Love?: http://mlpforums.com/topic/86811-the-multiversal-matchmaking-corner-romance/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D1SCORDANT- 1,080 September 27, 2013 Share September 27, 2013 Scare the heck out of your Cousin/sibling/other relative. They're coming to take me away, Ha Haa! My YouTube Channel My Deviantart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvester 350 September 29, 2013 Share September 29, 2013 Take them before they take you!! My friend is having a heart attack, what do I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverhoof 2,844 September 29, 2013 Share September 29, 2013 Shoot the heart before it attacks anyone else! My GF wants us to get matching outfits (pants/shirts/jacket). She'll be happy, but the guys all say I'll look like a woos. What do? 1 UNICORN FAN CLUB: http://mlpforums.com/topic/113426-unicorns-are-the-best-ponies-fan-club/ NEW SILVERHOOF http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/new-silverhoof-r4429 Equestrian Physiology 101: http://mlpforums.com...physiology-101/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvester 350 September 29, 2013 Share September 29, 2013 Buy the clothes, make sure you have insurance, put them in your house and burn it down. I hate my life, but I'd never commit suicide, what do I do?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just ignore me 86 September 29, 2013 Share September 29, 2013 kill someone and take over their life I mentioned the dog park and the hooded figures are coming what should i do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvester 350 September 29, 2013 Share September 29, 2013 Join the cause. How do I convince my friend I'm a robot?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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