Badvice!

[Roi 100]

You should travel to the Himalayas to embark on a lifelong spiritual quest to become a monk.Then you'll find him

 

What should I do if a servant looks at his master directly in the eye?

[SparklingSquirrels 21,332]

@Wacko Wolf  

Shrug. Not your problem.

How do I successfully revive old forum threads?

[DubWolf 17,252]

Use water of life  .

(and now there are two badvice games active  , with different rules apparently  ).

How can I make a dog be quiet?

[GrimGrimoire 4,973]

Give him your cell phone with several game apps installed.

I am trapped in quicksand! Help! What do I do?

[SparklingSquirrels 21,332]

Pour some slow sand on top to even it out.

What thread should I post in next?

[GrimGrimoire 4,973]

Try the "how much is the reward thread for turning yourself in?" on the FBI website. Make sure you list your address and everything.

I forgot my resume for a job interview... what should I do?

[shadowwarp940 1,303]

Run away and don't look back!

What should I do this weekend?

 

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Study :V

How to get higher grades?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

By reading more comics, which helped me go to college.

Should I go for Lamborghini Aventador, or a VW Kubelwagen?

[Pieburner 1,680]

VW, totally not manufactured by nazis

 

Should I listen to Micheal Jackson or Bobby Brown?

 

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[TwiTracker 973]

Noo. Dont listen to either and set all sources of music on fire with no safety

 

Should I drink this Pepsi?

[Pieburner 1,680]

Yes, make sure you give it to a cop.

I heard Compton isn't so bad.

[TwiTracker 973]

Oh its great! Make sure you punch the locals. I heard the police approve of it

 

How do I catch a Pigeon