Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364 March 9, 2013 Share March 9, 2013 (edited) Yea so I was hungry and wanted to buy a pizza. The pizza was $5 so I tryied selling my soul to Jesus but the most he would offer me was $3. So then I went to my old buddy Satan. He offered me $6 for my soul and I was like "Alright, now I can buy a pizza and have $1 leftover". Then Satan was like "You do realize that you're going to Hell now, right?" I was like "Is that bad?" Then Satan was like "No, not at all. We've got great food, great music, and all the drugs and sex you can possibly ever want." Then I was like "Do you guys have ponies?" And Satan said "Well duh, ponies are awesome. And we've got some of the greatest pony plushies ever made". And I was like "Yay, I'm going to hell". I can't wait to die. Edited March 9, 2013 by Neighvana666 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nohbdy 4,108 March 9, 2013 Share March 9, 2013 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,835 March 9, 2013 Share March 9, 2013 I never received your soul, I have no idea what you're talking about. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 March 9, 2013 Share March 9, 2013 So that's what kids do these days. 2 LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootalove 10,689 March 9, 2013 Share March 9, 2013 I don't know whether to laugh or just, look at this in a funny way. 2 Credit: Moony © Forum FAQ Forum Rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Key Gear 6,663 March 9, 2013 Share March 9, 2013 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delirium 208 March 9, 2013 Share March 9, 2013 (edited) Edited March 9, 2013 by Gamer Brony 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poniesforfun 716 March 9, 2013 Share March 9, 2013 They kicked me out of hell because I beat Satan in Guitar Hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireFox 82 March 9, 2013 Share March 9, 2013 http://youtu.be/cDm_ZHyYTrg I have needs and a soul to sell. How did you get in touch with devil inc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporeon 1,168 March 9, 2013 Share March 9, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AAnHZURqpY&list=PL9E33A60B0A02E08D Eeveelutions: @Vaporeon: N-Harmonia : Ampharos @Flareon: Descant/Bard @Espeon: Locked @Umbreon: Lhee @Leafeon: Firebolt @Glaceon: Mal @Sylveon: Don'tDropThatDedenne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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