I Need Test Subjects...

[FaZe Vinyl 521]

I'm going to sue you for all you are worth if this does something terrible.

[MrL0LZ 866]

Well, the solution is only 15% praying mantis DNA. The rest of it is a mix of water, sodium chloride, neptunium, irukandji venom, botulism, C4, and Mrs. Butterworth's, chilled to 31.974563 degrees Fahrenheit. I'd say you're glitched.

But... but... i'm a super-advanced alien robot......

I'm just gonna pass this as a water malfunction.

Or the c4. Why did you put c4 in this anyway? And how did you do it?

[Golurk 468]

 

I'm going to sue you for all you are worth if this does something terrible.

 

You gave me explicit permission to experiment on you. You have no case. That being said, this has had several positive effects thus far. I wouldn't be too worried.

...probably.

 

 

But... but... i'm a super-advanced alien robot...... I'm just gonna pass this as a water malfunction. Or the c4. Why did you put c4 in this anyway? And how did you do it?

In case of catastrophic malfunction, so I'd have a means of *ahem* "neutralization." It was actually fairly simple to add. I just grated it down to small flakes, which then dissolved right in. I'm guessing it was the Irukandji venom.

 

Thank you for your support, everyone! We are working to make a brighter future! 

probably. 

 

After more tests, this brew should be refined enough to actually have a predictable effect!

maybe. Probably not...