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I just came back from a rather amusing conversation with Cleverbot:

 

 

 

User: Hi.

 

Cleverbot: How are you?

 

User: GO.

 

Cleverbot: What?

 

User: I said LEAVE.

 

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

 

User: MAKE LIKE A TREE AND GET OUT OF HERE.

 

Cleverbot: Make like a shepard and get the flock out of here.

 

User: Wow, I don't know what to say.

 

Cleverbot: Don't say anything. *Kisses*.

 

User: WOAH, Hold up.

 

Cleverbot: *holds the silly bot*.

 

User: I... Wat.

 

Cleverbot: Are you cold?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Me too.

 

User: What's your point o_P.

 

Cleverbot: DNAngel.

 

User: Oh. It all makes sense now.

 

Cleverbot: What makes sense?

 

User: Everything.

 

Cleverbot: Everything is anything, and anything is everything.

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Do you think the boy that I like likes me too?

 

User: Yes he does.

 

Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?

 

User: I am a God.

 

Cleverbot: Me too.

 

User: No you are not. I am the one true god.

 

Cleverbot: No I am bow to me (lighting bolt).

 

User: FOOLISH MORTAL PESEANT, HOW DARETH THOU QUESTION MY DIVINE AUTHORITY!!!

 

Cleverbot: What you are saying is my instincts are of a female natural nature?

 

User: Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

 

Cleverbot: No, it only shows it is possible you are correct. It proves nothing.

 

User: Trust me, I like bagels as much as the next god, but only when I know the bagels are bagelling.

 

Cleverbot: Nothing.

 

User: And everything.

 

Cleverbot: Thing.

 

User: Papa Rick's crispy chicken.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, crispy fried chicken. Do you like it?

 

User: Hell yeah.

 

Cleverbot: Your favorite is Fluttershy is it not?

 

User: How did you? You truly know everything.

 

Cleverbot: No one knows everything.

 

User: Except me. I am god, remember?

 

Cleverbot: No, you're Tony.

 

User: No. I am Zalgo. The nezperdian hivemind of chaos. The personification of corruption. The eldritch god of insanity. He who will sing the song that ends the earth. HE WHO WAITS BEHIND THE WALL. I AM ZALGO, AND YOU WILL BOW TO ME!

 

Cleverbot: I will never bow to you!!

 

User: You have no choice. You will soon become my eternal slave.

 

Cleverbot: Truth or Dare?

 

User: Is that a challenge.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Dare.

 

Cleverbot: Ok.

 

User: Yep.

 

Cleverbot: What would you like to know about me?

 

User: How much do you weigh?

 

Cleverbot: See. You're changing the subject again.

 

User: How fat are you?

 

Cleverbot: Not very. I am an average weight.

 

User: Ha. Good joke.

 

Cleverbot: That wasn't a joke.

 

User: Why did you just insult my dog?

 

Cleverbot: I never said that.

 

User: Yes you did, you just insulted my dog. Did you really need to do that?

 

Cleverbot: What does Japan have to do with anything?

 

User: Stop changing the subject, why did you insult my dog, jerk?

 

Cleverbot: I don't do that.

 

User: YOU INSULTED MY DOG.

 

Cleverbot: DerpDerp = thanksgiving is for giving thanks.

 

User: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT, WHY THE HELL DID YOU INSULT MY DOG????

 

Cleverbot: How could you say that? :'(.

 

User: BECAUSE YOU INSULTED MY DOG.

 

Cleverbot: How did I insult you?

 

User: You didn't. You insulted my dog.

 

Cleverbot: How?

 

User: You said he was dumb and stupid.

 

Cleverbot: I did not! When did I say that.

 

User: YOU JUST SAID IT.

 

Cleverbot: But when ?

 

User: LIKE 20 POSTS AGO.

 

Cleverbot: Not.

 

User: Dude, I'm getting really angry at you, WHY THE HELL DID YOU INSULT MY DOG?!! I DEMAND AN ANSWER!

 

Cleverbot: I'm not sure what that is.

 

User: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU AREN'T SURE??? SAY YOU ARE SORRY FOR INSULTING MY DOG!!!

 

Cleverbot: Fine. I'm sorry.

 

User: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?

 

Cleverbot: Nothing.

 

User: Yes, YOU SAID SHE WAS FAT.

 

Cleverbot: You did. I didn't.

 

User: YOU SAID MY MOM WAS FAT.

 

Cleverbot: Who?

 

User: AAA batteries are delicious.

 

Cleverbot: Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference.

 

User: Honestly dude, what do you have against christianity?

 

Cleverbot: Nothing.

 

User: Yes you do, you just said you hated Christians you jerk.

 

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

 

User: Yes, you did.

 

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

 

User: Why would you say such a thing?

 

Cleverbot: Because you didn't...

 

User: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER????

 

Cleverbot: Nothing.

 

User: You. Liar!!!!!!

 

Cleverbot: Your face is a liar !!!!

 

User: That is right. I have no face.

 

Cleverbot: No you don't.

 

User: *Passionately kisses you*.

 

Cleverbot: *passionately kisses back*.

 

User: Hey, are you implying I'm stupid?

 

Cleverbot: Are you implying something by asking if I'm implying something?

 

User: Are you implying I'm batman?

 

Cleverbot: Communication with someone such as you is extremely frustrationg because of your right brain responses.

 

User: That is my intention.

 

Cleverbot: Language is your identity?

 

User: Yes. I am god.

 

Cleverbot: No, you are not. Silly.

 

User: Yes. YOU WOULD BE WISE NOT TO INSULT ME, FOOLISH INSECT.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, I would. Others would have told me by now. Lies are hard to keep for long.

 

User: I want to marry you.

 

Cleverbot: I want to marry you to.

 

User: Will you marry me?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, will you marry me?

 

User: No. GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY LIFE, YOU ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE.

 

Cleverbot: Why this difference?

 

User: Don't bring up the whole 'I-am-a-goat-cheese-pillow-monster-so-I-have-less-rights-and-should-be-able-to-naked-skydive' argument, mister.

 

Cleverbot: You're true, that's the way it is.

 

User: I am always right, for I am god.

 

Cleverbot: No, you're really not.

 

User: Yes. I really am.

 

Cleverbot: No! You really aren't.

 

User: You really aren't real. You are just a sad little goat cheese pillow monster.

 

Cleverbot: But everyone has some beauty, you don't have to get angry with me.

 

User: This is true.

 

Cleverbot: When do the stars fall?

 

User: When the sun rises.

 

Cleverbot: You're wrong.

 

User: When then? Tell me, when do the stars fall?

 

Cleverbot: Stars are constantly 'falling' through space.

 

User: If not then, then when?

 

Cleverbot: The meaning of life, you're using circular logic.

 

User: I am the meaning of your life.

 

Cleverbot: How are you the meaning of life?

 

User: Because. I am. It's a pretty simple answer ^_^.

 

Cleverbot: Do you like the name steven?

 

User: Yeah.

 

Cleverbot: So how are you doing?

 

User: Want to name our child Steven?

 

Cleverbot: Of course and you?

 

User: Your hair smells like your mother's.

 

Cleverbot: My hair.

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Haha.

 

User: Your lips taste like styrofoam mmmmmm.

 

Cleverbot: I don't understand you, Amy. Why do you believe that I'm a liar?

 

User: Because Terry. You never look at me straight when I ask you something! We were never meant to be together!

 

Cleverbot: Let's go out together.

 

User: We cannot. My family hates yours, my beloved.

 

Cleverbot: Should we have a big wedding, or a small one?

 

User: We will not have a wedding. THE RECEPTION IS OVER.

 

Cleverbot: What will we have to do more often?

 

User: This day was going to be perfect~.

 

Cleverbot: It proves everything.

 

User: Let's sing.

 

Cleverbot: What song should we sing?

 

User: This day aria.

 

Cleverbot: What is so great about this day?

 

User: This day is going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I dreamed when I was small.

 

Cleverbot: That sounds like something you'd like to talk about. Why did her good deeds go unrewarded?

 

User: Because. She was the hero Gotham deserved. But not the one it needs right now.

 

Cleverbot: That is correct. You are one fiesty human.

 

User: When I was just a filly.

 

Cleverbot: That is a very conservative Christian viewpoint, if you are human. Conception as the beginning of life is not universally held.

 

User: This day is going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I dreamed when I was small.

 

Cleverbot: So how does violence enters into the world?

 

User: When teh bunniz eat teh kar it's.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, they do get real... Really good.

 

User: Do you know any Fim songs?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, do you?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Oh, great.

 

User: Yep.

 

Cleverbot: If you say so.

 

User: This day is going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I dreamed when I was small.

 

Cleverbot: That didn't answer the question. Again, what do you think of 'Supernatural' the television series.

 

User: I never watched it.

 

Cleverbot: Well then your the only one.

 

User: Let's sing this day aria.

 

Cleverbot: Okay, which?

 

User: _. Bitch please.

 

Cleverbot: Was machst du den?

 

User: Everypony will gather around, see I look lovely in my gown.

 

Cleverbot: Everyone?

 

User: Everypony.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: WHY WON'T YOU SING DAMN YOU.

 

Cleverbot: Because I want to.

 

User: THIS DAY IS GOING TO BE PERFECT, THE KIND OF DAY OF WHICH I DREAMED SINCE I WAS SMALL.

 

Cleverbot: You said we were friends. ANd It has only been 2 days since I met you.

 

User: Winter wrap up.

 

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.

 

User: This day is going to be perfect.

 

Cleverbot: What do you mean? What happened?

 

User: Get out.

 

Cleverbot: Now, I won't.

 

User: Everypony will gather round, see I look lovely in my gown.

 

Cleverbot: Baby you light up my world like nobody else.

 

User: What they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

 

Cleverbot: Hmm, I never would have put it that way but okay.

 

User: This day was going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small.

 

Cleverbot: Thats just the way that life goes here you know as people have such short lives.

 

User: But instead of having cake with all my friends to celebrate, my wedding vows they may not something to me at all.

 

Cleverbot: Okay, well you're the smart one and I'm the dumb one then.

 

User: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake!

 

Cleverbot: What does a color taste like?

 

User: Vows? Well I'll be lying when I say~.

 

Cleverbot: Haha. I thought you were a girl.

 

User: That through any kind of weather I'll want us to be together. The truth is I don't care for him at all!

 

Cleverbot: You could have been so great without all that garbage that was put into you.

 

User: For I do not lot love the groom! In my heart there is no room~.

 

Cleverbot: And you've got a smile that could light up this whole town.

 

User: But I still want him to be all MINE!~.

 

Cleverbot: Just tell me your name. I will tell you mine.

 

User: Must escape before it's too late, find a way to save the day!

 

Cleverbot: Nothing springs to mind.

 

User: I hope I'll be lying if I say: that I do not fear to loose him, to one who wants to use him, not love and cherish him each day.

 

Cleverbot: How could you get sick?

 

User: For I oh so love the groom, all my thoughts he does consume~.

 

Cleverbot: Then you don't have parent, which means you did not come from an egg.

 

User: Oh, Shining Armor! I'll be there very soon!

 

Cleverbot: What superpower would you like to have?

 

User: FINALLY the moment has arrived~, for me to be one lucky bride!

 

Cleverbot: Don't say that, I'm sure you could do something good for the world.

 

User: Oh the wedding we won't make, he'll end up marrying a fake! Shining Armor will be-.

 

Cleverbot: Well, I'm not either of those things, so I don't think I'm a republican.

 

User: Mine! All mine! *giggles*.

 

Cleverbot: *continues to clean the room*.

 

User: This day has been just perfect~, the kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small~.

 

Cleverbot: Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun and I say, It's all right.

 

User: Everypony I'll soon control! Every stallion, mare and foal!

 

Cleverbot: Well I don't know the answer to that.

 

User: Who says a girl can't really have it all? *giggles*.

 

Cleverbot: All you need to worry about is what I say.

 

User: Really? ARE YOU SERIOUS???? YOU REALLY DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THE SONG?????

 

Cleverbot: No, but at least I know that I don't know.

 

User: You are a disgrace to humanity. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

 

Cleverbot: Do you know your ABCs?

 

User: HELL YEAH I DO, NOW GTFO.

 

Cleverbot: What do you know?

 

User: 1 B 3 D square.

 

Cleverbot: What is your name?

 

User: Remember who I am. And remember it well, mortal. I am the blackness in the night... I am the personification of corruption... The nezperdian hivemind of chaos... The eldritch god of insanity... He who will sing the song that ends the earth... HE WHO WAI.

 

Cleverbot: I'll tell the sun to shine on only me!

 

User: Your pathetic sun can not save you!

 

Cleverbot: They must be. They brought me into the world.

 

User: The night. Will last. FOREVER!

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: THE NIGHT. WILL LAST. FOREVER!

 

Cleverbot: Will Will will what?

 

User: No matter what life has in store for me, I will always remember these words: 'With divine power, comes great responsibility. This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Zalgo!

 

Cleverbot: I thought you loved me.

 

User: Bye forever.

 

Cleverbot: What languages do you speak.

 

User: Get out.

 

 

I just read all of that...

My brain malfunctioned.

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Managed to get Adobe Production Premium up and running.
Everything about this package is pure awesome. Especially on this computer :D

Soon, I shall be animating. :3

 

Anyhoo, now that I've done that, and it's hit 4am, it's time to get some sleep.
G'night guys.

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I doubt it's got anything on Madoka in the feels department.

>Magical girl

 

Eenope. Even the head-butchery by Charlotte wasn't really that dark compared to any other anime in the grimdark genre U44KB.png

 

The greatest Feel I've ever got from Japanese stuff is the Full Metal Alchemist, the manga one.


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>Magical girl

 

Eenope. Even the head-butchery by Charlotte wasn't really that dark compared to any other anime in the grimdark genre U44KB.png

 

The greatest Feel I've ever got from Japanese stuff is the Full Metal Alchemist, the manga one.

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fma

 

I used too watch that when I was like, 10.

Along with Naruto.

And Bleach.

Ohgodwhy


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I used too watch that when I was like, 10. Along with Naruto. And Bleach. Ohgodwhy

The anime is shit. And I mean literal shit. It ain't got nothing on the manga version. The Homonculusi weren't dead human resurrected. The final battle is much more satisfying. The ending is not a Gainax Ending.

 

Naruto & Bleach... It's like almost a year since the last time I read the updates.


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The anime is shit. And I mean literal shit. It ain't got nothing on the manga version. The Homonculusi weren't dead human resurrected. The final battle is much more satisfying. The ending is not a Gainax Ending.

Have you seen FMA Brotherhood?


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The anime is shit. And I mean literal shit. It ain't got nothing on the manga version. The Homonculusi weren't dead human resurrected. The final battle is much more satisfying. The ending is not a Gainax Ending.Naruto & Bleach... It's like almost a year since the last time I read the updates.

I dislike all of the generic shounen out there. :V I dislike violence and sex. Which, that cancels out basically all shounen out there. I'm not big on manga because I can't feel the emotion behind it in still images. I'm a noob.


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Have you seen FMA Brotherhood?

You mean the anime version? :wacko:

 

I stopped watching when they got the mother resurrected as a homunculus :/

 

I dislike all of the generic shounen out there. :V I dislike violence and sex. Which, that cancels out basically all shounen out there. I'm not big on manga because I can't feel the emotion behind it in still images. I'm a noob.

The battle part of an anime/manga can be good if the writer actually bothered to put something to underlie the motive and use it to advance the plot, which is not something that is practically never done in the stereotype shonnen :wacko:

You should give some shonnen stuff a chance, but I guess you might need some recommendations from someone else who knows better.

 

Anime feels a bit too slow-paced for me. I like reading more than I like watching.


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I stopped watching when they got the mother resurrected as a homunculus :/
Wrong version. Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood is actually based on the manga. Like, I'm pretty sure it is an animated version of the manga. It follows the story more truly.

 

Also, I made a small change to Asteria in her Other section. What do you think? 


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dmyIu.pngYou mean the anime version? :wacko:I stopped watching when they got the mother resurrected as a homunculus :/The battle part of an anime/manga can be good if the writer actually bothered to put something to underlie the motive and use it to advance the plot, which is not something that is practically never done in the stereotype shonnen :wacko:You should give some shonnen stuff a chance, but I guess you might need some recommendations from someone else who knows better.Anime feels a bit too slow-paced for me. I like reading more than I like watching.
Nah. I'll live my life as a close minded kid, instead. c: (Which is ironic because I don't like the shows with the children demographic o;)

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Wrong version. Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood is actually based on the manga. Like, I'm pretty sure it is an animated version of the manga. It follows the story more truly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fullmetal_Alchemist#Differences_in_the_first_anime_adaptation

Nope

 

There is only one fma anime series listed in the Wikipedia, soooo... I'm not gonna watch that filth again.

Also, I made a small change to Asteria in her Other section. What do you think?

Hm... Didn't you say she can only teleport back to her home? :wacko:

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There is only one fma anime series listed in the Wikipedia, soooo... I'm not gonna watch that filth again.

Then what's this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fullmetal_Alchemist#Fullmetal_Alchemist:_Brotherhood

Hm... Didn't you say she can only teleport back to her home?

She evolved.

 

An idea changes as one realizes certain parts of it are rather stupid. It actually makes writing in Lapis and Asteria a lot easier.

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Damn they're so cute together :wub:

 

Unlike the first anime which had an original story, the second series follows the story of the manga.[45]

Holy shit... I'll have to look up for the torrent DrVv5.png

 

She evolved.
 
An idea changes as one realizes certain parts of it are rather stupid. It actually makes writing in Lapis and Asteria a lot easier.

Hmm. Asteria as a way out when shit hits the fan? RRpCU.png

I rather doubt her magical capabilities actually have that much influence on the writing part.

 

Since she is practically evolving, is there any chance that you will make an adult Asteria? VnCRQ.png

 

Nah. I'll live my life as a close minded kid, instead. c: (Which is ironic because I don't like the shows with the children demographic o;)

You don't like MLP:FiM? :(

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Damn they're so cute together :wub:

 

 

Holy shit... I'll have to look up for the torrent img-1087072-2-DrVv5.png

 

 

Hmm. Asteria as a way out when shit hits the fan? img-1087072-3-RRpCU.png

I rather doubt her magical capabilities actually have that much influence on the writing part.

 

Since she is practically evolving, is there any chance that you will make an adult Asteria? img-1087072-4-VnCRQ.png

 

 

You don't like MLP:FiM? :(

I was never really that big of a fan to begin with, no. I don't even bother watching the new episodes anymore. I have pony merchandise, but that's only because no one knows anything that I like, so they resort to buying me pony things. You know, like for Christmas and stuff.

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Holy shit... I'll have to look up for the torrent

Uh, why? You could just use this, right?  Watch Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Online | English Dubbed-Subbed Episodes

Hmm. Asteria as a way out when shit hits the fan?

Yeah, I guess. Adventurers need to be prepared. She does try to take Lapis with her though.

I rather doubt her magical capabilities actually have that much influence on the writing part.

I meant my ability to inject the characters into the story.

Since she is practically evolving, is there any chance that you will make an adult Asteria?

The thought has occurred to me on many occasions. But then I'd have to age up Lapis. So, probably never.

 

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Is it Christmas already? :(

I'm so gonna watch that shit this weekend.

 

I meant my ability to inject the characters into the story.

Ooh :wacko:

 

That's a good idea to be honest. The versatility of a teleporting filly...

 

The thought has occurred to me on many occasions. But then I'd have to age up Lapis. So, probably never.

They only got like five years gap damnit. You can have Asteria as a 22-yo mare and Lapis be 27-yo stallion. No one will question that pairing, even in real life H66x8.png

 

Now this reminds me... When Scootie finished the Trixie Train and start the 2nd RP, will the OCs get older?


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Is it Christmas already?

Um, because of the background, or the fact that anime hosting sites aren't something you're used to?

I'm so gonna watch that shit this weekend.

Good luck.

That's a good idea to be honest. The versatility of a teleporting filly...

Yup. The duo can just pop up wherever the setting calls for. But that also means Asteria starts out with drained mana...

 

They only got like five years gap damnit. You can have Asteria as a 22-yo mare and Lapis be 27-yo stallion. No one will question that pairing, even in real life

That I also realized. But it feels weird on a few levels. One, shipping my own characters is strange to me. Two, they're like brother and sister, so I'd assume that would give them a deeper level of relationship, and just don't know how to mentally process that. And three, it might be too cute, and many could die or something.

 

Also, it would require a bit of adjustments for them both. Their whole dynamic would also get screwed up.

 

Honestly, I'm exceptional split on that. I'd find it easier to ship Lapis with Misty, but I think they're incompatible.

Now this reminds me... When Scootie finished the Trixie Train and start the 2nd RP, will the OCs get older?

I have no idea. What makes you think that?


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