General Chat Thread

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

no, the fact that you might kill while I'm in your employment!

While I might be evil I NEVER mistreat, much less harm, my employees!  

Edited March 27, 2015 by Stormgiggle

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

no, the fact that you might kill while I'm in your employment!

 

SHUT UP, NURSE!!!

 

Alright, rethinking. If surgically attaching three ponies together is not viable, can't we just tie them up at the waist? Or glue them together?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

While I might be evil I NEVER mistreat, much less harm, my employees!

 

no, OTHER ponies.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Alright, rethinking. If surgically attaching three ponies together is not viable, can't we just tie them up at the waist? Or glue them together?

We could put their minds inside the same body! 

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Alright, rethinking. If surgically attaching three ponies together is not viable, can't we just tie them up at the waist? Or glue them together?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

We could put their minds inside the same body! 

 

No, that's too complicated...

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Alright, rethinking. If surgically attaching three ponies together is not viable, can't we just tie them up at the waist? Or glue them together?

uhh... no way! Glue would hurt!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

no, OTHER ponies.

Well, yeah, I might mortally wound a few ponies here or there. But I almost always bring them back to life, (as undead) so no harm done, right?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

 

uhh... no way! Glue would hurt!

 

Cement? Screws? Nails? Duct tape? Hard-boiled duck eggs with cooked embryos inside them? Scotch tape? Scotch, the liquor? Painting tape? Metal braces? Wood putty? Mighty Putty? Gorilla glue? Guerrilla warfare? Staples? Best Buy?

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Well, yeah, I might mortally wound a few ponies here or there. But I almost always bring them back to life, (as undead) so no harm done, right?

You don't eat tiny ponies do you?

 

 

 

I'm actually so small, I could fit in your hoof

 

Cement? Screws? Nails? Duct tape? Hard-boiled duck eggs with cooked embryos inside them? Scotch tape? Scotch, the liquor? Painting tape? Metal braces? Wood putty? Mighty Putty? Gorilla glue? Guerrilla warfare? Staples? Best Buy?

Go home, you're drunk :T

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I'm actually so small, I could fit in your hoof

 

Go home, you're drunk :T

Then explain to me a binding agent that can stick two or more ponies together without killing them.

 

Also if you're that small, how do you metabolise?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

You don't eat tiny ponies do you?

No, I don't usually eat ponies... 

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Well, yeah, I might mortally wound a few ponies here or there. But I almost always bring them back to life, (as undead) so no harm done, right?

YES harm done!!!

Cement? Screws? Nails? Duct tape? Hard-boiled duck eggs with cooked embryos inside them? Scotch tape? Scotch, the liquor? Painting tape? Metal braces? Wood putty? Mighty Putty? Gorilla glue? Guerrilla warfare? Staples? Best Buy?

none of the above.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

YES harm done!!!

Ugh, you sound like Celestia. 

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

I know two ponies that can be "put together" ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg huehuehuehuehue

 

I'd much rather not be stuck to some other pony by means of glue or anything even remotely painful.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Ugh, you sound like Celestia. 

I AM Celestia.

 

Bam.

 

Mind... BLOWN.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I AM Celestia.

 

Bam.

 

Mind... BLOWN.

 

I thought you said that you were bacon.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

I thought you said that you were bacon.

can't a pony be both?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

can't a pony be both?

 

Can a pony be both?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Can a pony be both?

yes I can

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I AM Celestia.

I knew it was you from the moment you said you didn't like killing. What kind of pony possessed by a demon doesn't like killing? 

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

yes I can

 

What if you're hungry?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

I knew it was you from the moment you said you didn't like killing. What kind of pony possessed by a demon doesn't like killing?

 

BWAAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA

 

but seriously.

 

I'm not celestia.

 

But YOU are gullible.

 

What if you're hungry?

what about it?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

BWAAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA but seriously. I'm not celestia. But YOU are gullible.

Whatever you say, princess.   

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Whatever you say, princess.

 

I can't be a princess, but I can be your prince. https://mlpforums.com/uploads/post_images/img-3610951-2-Ya5IPGh.png