General Chat Thread

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Sorry, it must've gotten lost in the mail. I just double checked and yes, I indeed got them! They just labelled the package incorrectly! Untrustworthy mailmares...

 

So... How do they work?

 

Slap 'em on yer face and you'll be rid of (including, but not limited to) any nasty eye-based spells, curses, runes, charms, anti-charms, gems, or enchantments.

You can also change them into any kind of simple eyewear by taking them off, thinking of your desired eyewear, and putting them back on.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Slap 'em on yer face and you'll be rid of (including, but not limited to) any nasty eye-based spells, curses, runes, charms, anti-charms, gems, or enchantments.

Sweet! *Slaps 'em on my face.*

 

So... it's difficult to tell if that fixed my hypnosis or not since Stormgiggle gave me the ability to communicate normally under its effect... Stormgiggle, try casting some spell, curse, enchantment or anything like that on me!

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Sweet! *Slaps 'em on my face.*

 

So... it's difficult to tell if that fixed my hypnosis or not since Stormgiggle gave me the ability to communicate normally under its effect... Stormgiggle, try casting some eye-based spell, curse, enchantment or anything like that on me!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You can also change them into any kind of simple eyewear by taking them off, thinking of your desired eyewear, and putting them back on.

Can I change them into one of those super-futuristic glasses with built-in screens I can use to analyse things and do calculations?

Sweet! *Slaps 'em on my face.*

 

So... it's difficult to tell if that fixed my hypnosis or not since Stormgiggle gave me the ability to communicate normally under its effect... Stormgiggle, try casting some eye-based spell, curse, enchantment or anything like that on me!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Slap 'em on yer face and you'll be rid of (including, but not limited to) any nasty eye-based spells, curses, runes, charms, anti-charms, gems, or enchantments.

Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks!  :okiedokielokie:  This isn't some two bit hypnosis spell bought out of a comic book catalog, this is an insidiously powerful mind control spell! 42 will need weeks of intense deprogramming if he wants to be cured.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks!  :okiedokielokie:  This isn't some two bit hypnosis spell bought out of a comic book catalog, this is an insidiously powerful mind control spell! 42 will need weeks of intense deprogramming if he wants to be cured.

What, what?! It's that serious?! But I have uni! I don't have weeks to spend under intensive deprogramming!

Edited August 11, 2015 by FortyTwo42

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Can I change them into one of those super-futuristic glasses with built-in screens I can use to analyse things and do calculations?

 

Simple eyewear.

A.I.'s Advanced Spectacular Shapeshifting Spellcasting Sunglasses can do that, and turn into full headgear like helmets, but the simple version cannot.

If you want an advanced pair, just ask.

 

Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks!  :okiedokielokie:  This isn't some two bit hypnosis spell bought out of a comic book catalog, this is an insidiously powerful mind control spell! 42 will need weeks of intense deprogramming if he wants to be cured.

 

This is no trick. I've been working on developing these for over twenty years. The shapeshifting part is a new feature.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

What, what?! It's that serious?! But I have uni! I don't have weeks to spend under intensive deprogramming!

Relax, 42. It's unlikely that Times will make you do anything to drastic. It's likely you'll be fine with the spell intact.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Simple eyewear.

A.I.'s Advanced Spectacular Shapeshifting Spellcasting Sunglasses can do that, and turn into full headgear like helmets, but the simple version cannot.

If you want an advanced pair, just ask.

Advanced pair please. I need something I can do calculations with! I need to be able to do math at all times!

 

This is no trick. I've been working on developing these for over twenty years. The shapeshifting part is a new feature.

Speaking of which, I should try our this new shapeshifting feature.

 

*Shapeshifts into a Serperior.*

Relax, 42. It's unlikely that Times will make you do anything to drastic. It's likely you'll be fine with the spell intact.

Hold on, does this mean I'm under Times's hypnosis permanently now?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqBQv6geE7Y

[BoomSparkle 28]

Whats a good way to pass the time when you are bored?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqBQv6geE7Y

You sound extremely trustworthy. Sorry to keep you waiting!

 

*Goes.*

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Advanced pair please. I need something I can do calculations with! I need to be able to do math at all times!

 

Speaking of which, I should try our this new shapeshifting feature.

 

*Does not Shapeshift into a Serperior.*

Hold on, does this mean I'm under Times's hypnosis permanently now?

 

*Done*

 

The eyewear shapeshifts, not you. You will have to find something else to do that.

However, if you do shapeshift your body, the glasses will shift to stay on you. They only come in one size; As big as it needs to be.

 

No.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

So like, I haven't had coffee for four days straight and the first cup I have upon getting back to work made my stomach go all flappy on me...

 

This is gonna be interesting...

[BoomSparkle 28]

I wonder how long it would take to read this whole thread.

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Whats a good way to pass the time when you are bored?

 

Try posting. That works sometimes.

 

I wonder how long it would take to read this whole thread.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLkc1huIBCo

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

This is no trick. I've been working on developing these for over twenty years. The shapeshifting part is a new feature.

I was working on dark magic long before the subatomic particles that make up you and your glasses ever even existed. While it is fairly easy to block mind control spells before they enter the mind, they're extremely difficult to remove once they've taken root inside the mind. The spell I taught Times deeply integrates itself into ever corner of the mind, any attempt to remove it is very likely to leave 42 mindless. A non-magical, slow approach is best. 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I wonder how long it would take to read this whole thread.

Let's assume each post is 20 words long on average. There are 7051 pages, each with 20 posts, which each have 20 words. That's 7051*20*20=2820400 words to read. Let's assume you can read 5 words per second. Then it would take 2820400/5=564080 seconds to read everything. That's 9401 minutes, or 392 days. Have fun!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Whats a good way to pass the time when you are bored?

You could get into a TV series. Ever watched the X-files?

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I was working on dark magic long before the subatomic particles that make up you and your glasses ever even existed. While it is fairly easy to block mind control spells before they enter the mind, they're extremely difficult to remove once they've taken root inside the mind. The spell I taught Times deeply integrates itself into ever corner of the mind, any attempt to remove it is very likely to leave 42 mindless. A non-magical, slow approach is best. 

 

*SCIENCE*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*SCIENCE*

Hmm.. Technology may actually be the way to go here. The spell is designed to resist magical attempts at restoration, but It may be vulnerable to advanced technology. If you had a scan of 42's brainwave patterns before the spell happened, it would be a simple matter to alter the glasses to filter out the spell. But without that scan, the spell will be too subtle for the glasses to detect...

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Hmm.. Technology may actually be the way to go here. The spell is designed to resist magical attempts at restoration, but It may be vulnerable to advanced technology. If you had a scan of 42's brainwave patterns before the spell happened, it would be a simple matter to alter the glasses to filter out the spell. But without that scan, the spell will be too subtle for the glasses to detect...

Well, I don't remember ever letting A.I. scan my brain... but I've likely scanned it now and then to contribute to science, so hopefully I can find it somewhere!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Well, I don't remember ever letting A.I. scan my brain... but I've likely scanned it now and then to contribute to science, so hopefully I can find it somewhere!

Well, you could always explode your brain and then make a new one. I do that sometimes.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Well, you could always explode your brain and then make a new one. I do that sometimes.

What?! No way! Do you know how much maths I've crammed into this brain?! I'm not risking losing any of it!

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Well, I don't remember ever letting A.I. scan my brain... but I've likely scanned it now and then to contribute to science, so hopefully I can find it somewhere!

 

Well, I've already scanned the brain of Punicpunch. I guess that I should scan everyone's brains for a brain party too.