General Chat Thread

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

I honestly think you posted that before, just without the coding. Besides, I have almost as messed up of a mind as you. Wasn't too hard to make it a sexual situation and put two and two together.

 

ps, that was crossed out for a reason.

 

ohh... lame

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Fine. But remember, I warned ya.

 

eh, i've read crazier shit in my alphabits...

[Bronium 512]

all keys should be like this

Dick keys?

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

dang...you ever have a problem with your locks where the keys stick? needs some WD40

 

Dick keys?

 

that's clearly a horn

[Akemi Homura 7,682]

i think scootacool is a pretty cool guy. eh acidentaly the forum and doesnt afraid of anything.

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

you know what I need... a Luna to work these jokes off of...

[Iudex 1,945]

When did this happen? I was only checking my mail for like 5 minutes....

 

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

5 seconds on /mlp/ and I'm already bawling in tears of laughter.

 

Fuck that place is a damn double edged sword.

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

I can't help what I am

[Bari 7,023]

 

Lovely.

 

you know what I need... a Luna to work these jokes off of...

 

Yes ya do.

[Starshine 16,335]

you know what I need... a Luna to work these jokes off of...

 

 

5 seconds on /mlp/ and I'm already bawling in tears of laughter.

Try /pol/, so many hate concentrated in one place...

[Bronium 512]

that's clearly a horn

Really, the only thing I stick into other things that are apart of my body is my penis. Then again, I don't do that often.

 

I guess we could make locks out of dick size and dick shape.

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

Really, the only thing I stick into other things that are apart of my body is my penis. Then again, I don't do that often.

 

I guess we could make locks out of dick size and dick shape.

 

how would women unlock those?

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

Random non-pony funnies.

 

 

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

 

yeah alcohol and ponies always mix

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

Really, the only thing I stick into other things that are apart of my body is my penis. Then again, I don't do that often.

 

I guess we could make locks out of dick size and dick shape.

 

Why....why would you tell anyone that?!?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

 

 

how would women unlock those?

 

put on a strap on, thats how

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

put on a strap on, thats how

 

then anyone could get into...wherever these locks were and it'd be pointless to have them

[Bronium 512]

Why....why would you tell anyone that?!?

No one knows who I am. Le Internet 101.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

 

then anyone could get into...wherever these locks were and it'd be pointless to have them

 

my thoughts exactly

[Starshine 16,335]

 

then anyone could get into...wherever these locks were and it'd be pointless to have them

 

A fake one can't do something that a real one can

[Princess_Molestia 1,460]

hey Woona...its still saturday...

[Bronium 512]

A fake one can't do something that a real one can

Well, if you are implying we have some sort of DNA testing machine in the lock, won't work since gametes are haploid cells and have different DNA to the owner.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

No one knows who I am. Le Internet 101.

 

This I know. Still doesn't mean Imma run around yelling I like to stick my dick into random things.

That sound too fucking hilarious. Like an American Pie movie or sumfin.

[Bronium 512]

This I know. Still doesn't mean Imma run around yelling I like to stick my dick into random things.

It doesn't? o.0 You're weird, dude.