General Chat Thread

[Starshine 16,334]

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

Oh, just so none of you forget, THE GAME.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

[Starshine 16,334]

The game already ended years ago with a quint double get

[Typhoid Libby 1,265]

Armada (5DN 17CR +25FRI) is waiting for Reapers to exit the relay to Sol.

SECS:EVENT

0000:Three Reapers slip in, two light sec away from projected area of presence, third in plain sight.

0010:Armada opens fire.

0012:Reaper1 paints all targets in range and calculates speed vectors, relays this to R2 and R3. Engages FTL by the most beneficient escape vector (least projectiles in way.) Projected loss of R1=15% +/-5%

0020:R2 and R3 open fire on all High value targets. Projected Armada losses: All DNs.

0025:R1 disengages from FTL and opens fire to projected target locations. Total losses to Armada projected in +30%

0030:Armada begins reorganizating, and begins tracking Reapers. Armada still in comms FUBAR.

0060:First rounds from R2 and R3 hit with 75% accuracy, All DNs lost or incapacitated. 90% CCC lost

0120:Last effective rounds from initial Reaper barrage hit. Projected CR losses at 8.

0130:Armada: all targets lost on tracking, no hits on enemy confirmed. No Command structure to reorganize.

0135:Reapers disengage FTL in Armada remains.

Estimateted0250:Armada Eliminated, remnants FTL and no threat to Reapers.

 

Armada (Double fleet Comp.) engages in search and destroy in Sol system after Relay defeat.

SECS:EVENT

0000:FRI reports Sighting, Fleet begins organising a engagement plan.

0010:Two more Sightings, Fleet gives the fallback command to FRIs.

0015:Reapers triangulate fallback command point of origin.

0030:Massdriver round guts the main comms ship.

0035:CnC Ship gives general distress call thinking something is close.

0055:CnC Ship gutted by Massdriver round.

0060:Launch site calculated, Armada Engages FTL as a countermeasure.

0062:Armada Stragglers killed by surprise FTL from R1.

0065:Armada Disengages FTL finds R2. R2 paints and triangulates and fires.

0067:R2 FTLs out. R2 loss estimated at 15%

0070:R3 FTLs in, fires by R2 data in to the flank of Armada. paints and triangulates.

0075:R3 FTLs out, R1 FTLs in, fires to flank by R3 data.

0085:R1 FTLs out. Estimated Armada losses at +60% No sight, No kill on enemy.

0095:Reapers Brofist and open a Cold one.

 

Warmachine, Says you.

Something with experience in these things, Says me. Something utterly unknown by human standards and methods. Something that has been doing this since time immemorial with out failure or defeat. Something that has nothing but time to plan about these things, while you manage to walk on your two feet and learn using sticks and stones.

Something that will kill you.

Reaper.

 

Humanity is a disease. Cure is just outside the window. Addendum: Provided the window is above floor 4.

[Starshine 16,334]

 

Post steampunk

[Typhoid Libby 1,265]

Post....

 

Dwarfs.

[Starshine 16,334]

>goggled 'steampunk dwarf'

>lolwut

 

 

That's more steel than dwarf

 

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Time to sleep!

[Typhoid Libby 1,265]

No dp's fer me, this now a post about posting.

Edited May 31, 2012 by Enginseer Libertina

[HowlDash23 79]

Hello and good morning/afternoon everypony!

[Typhoid Libby 1,265]

Hello and good morning/afternoon everypony!

 

NO U

[HowlDash23 79]

 

NO U

 

*le pinkie gasp* FINE THEN. xD

[Nightfall 3,950]

http://mlpforums.com/

Best. Link. Ever.

[Starshine 16,334]

No.

 

This is the best link ever >> http://google.com

[Crystal Sparkle 344]

Well I just vented in a thread...I hope I don't start any flame wars...

 

They're just not my thing...

[Starshine 16,334]

Correction: not every members

You're pretty cool

 

In SEA region we buy eggs in kilograms tho. Sometimes we got a dozen eggs in there

[Typhoid Libby 1,265]

Wierd.

By weight...

Either that's really smart or stupid.

 

Someone invented this;

Soft cardboard that provides some shock absorbing to dem eggs in transit.

 

How de fuu are you going to keep eggs sold by the kilo to not become scrambled even?

 

Also, I found something there is no pics of. Do I win an internet?

[Starshine 16,334]

Edit x2: Also, happy 25th Mr. Weyland

 

I feels old ._.

[be my waifu 2,842]

I feels old ._.

 

Well, when you think about it, you've only lived a quarter of your projected maximum lifespan

 

/not helping

[Typhoid Libby 1,265]

Technically, certain Demons no longer can invade your mind outright any more.

[Starshine 16,334]

I totally doubt I will see the early sunrise on 2050's new year's eve ._.

 

 

Technically, certain Demons no longer can invade your mind outright any more.

 

wat

[Typhoid Libby 1,265]

Well, it's true.

[Starshine 16,334]

There's still a lot more than mere demons that invades my mind though :x

 

Uncontrollable desire for cash for example

[be my waifu 2,842]

Uncontrollable desire for cash for example

 

But everyone has that desire

[Typhoid Libby 1,265]

What war provided to all whether in death or sustenance, providence.

 

If it comes, it comes.

What matters is the time between and every little bit of it is important and matters.

 

Besides, I got sixteen inches of fay-forged steel, come at my friends, old c*nt.

 

But everyone has that desire

 

Your honour, I claim for exception via personal testimony in this case.

I move to strike this from the records.

[Starshine 16,334]

^^That demon already invaded everyone in this planet

 

Your honour, I claim for exception via personal testimony in this case.

I move to strike this from the records.

 

You can't really do anything in this era without money tho

Edited June 2, 2012 by Weyland