General Chat Thread

[Bari 7,024]

ooo, ooo, guys, i've got a great joke! what's black and white and red all over?

Paradox embarrassed?

[Starshine 16,335]

Good morning folks!

 

Perhaps. But we should at least put some effort into this.

Since we're using the Mini as a prologue, I say we wait.

All right-o. I'll try to get things moving :3

yeah, but like, i see my dA account as a sort-of professional gallery for my artwork, and thus, am kind of against the idea of having fetishized galleries in my watch list.

As Haven said, you can easily make another account for galleries like that

 

Honestly I rather doubt there exist some people who actually check out random guys' watch list like that.

R.I.P. dragon avvie...

 

Hello, Sapphire x Nightfall...

Damn that's a nice unicorn mare you got there

 

How's the RP going with her?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

 

Paradox embarrassed?

... damn somepony guessed it...

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

... damn somepony guessed it...

Bleh, I was totes hoping for something better than him being embarrassed.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

 

Bleh, I was totes hoping for something better than him being embarrassed.

well there's a good reason he's embarrassed!!!

[be my waifu 2,843]

Protip: Next time any of you eat plain vanilla ice cream, sprinkle Strawberry Nesquik on it. It's the greatest thing ever.

[Jinx 2,292]

That sounds psychological.

 

I'm not a fan of that dog, but I wouldn't go far as to shoot him 48 times with a shotgun. That's just cruel.

 

That's some crazy shit right there. I never remember any of my dreams...

 

Crazy indeed. That's the first dream I've remembered in a few months.

 

Bleh, I was totes hoping for something better than him being embarrassed.

 

A skunk in a blender is always my first answer to that question.

[spas-ticShotty 3,588]

<--------------- Girl of mah fantasies right here.

[be my waifu 2,843]

A skunk in a blender is always my first answer to that question.

 

You insist that your dream doesn't reveal any tendencies towards animal cruelties in you, yet this is the first thing that pops into your head when you hear that joke.

[Electrobolt 2,069]

<--------------- Girl of mah fantasies right here.

 

Whoa, um... That's borderline NSFW, if ya ask me... o.o Just throwing that out there...

[spas-ticShotty 3,588]

Whoa, um... That's borderline NSFW, if ya ask me... o.o Just throwing that out there...

No it's not. She ain't naked, and she's not holding anything suggestive, like a dildo, so I think it's fine.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

well there's a good reason he's embarrassed!!!

Is there a good reason why you used so many exclamation marks?

 

 

What's that reason?

 

Protip: Next time any of you eat plain vanilla ice cream, sprinkle Strawberry Nesquik on it. It's the greatest thing ever.

Since you said 'sprinkle' I'm assuming you mean the powder?

and I'm totes trying that now.

 

I'm not a fan of that dog, but I wouldn't go far as to shoot him 48 times with a shotgun. That's just cruel.

 

 

 

 

 

 

A skunk in a blender is always my first answer to that question.

48 times? What psychopath shoots a dog 48 times?

 

 

Oooh, I see what you mean.

God, you are just horrible today. Dreaming of shooting dogs 48 times and blending skunks aint right, man.

[Jinx 2,292]

You insist that your dream doesn't reveal any tendencies towards animal cruelties in you, yet this is the first thing that pops into your head when you hear that joke.

 

Newspapers are boring, skunks getting ripped to shreds is comical at least. I've never hurt an animal in my life, at least never intended to.

[Starshine 16,335]

Protip: Next time any of you eat plain vanilla ice cream, sprinkle Strawberry Nesquik on it. It's the greatest thing ever.

This

 

Is the best idea I've heard this year

 

 

No it's not. She ain't naked, and she's not holding anything suggestive, like a dildo, so I think it's fine.

There is still a pair of huge stuff hanging in there :V

 

A skunk in a blender is always my first answer to that question.

What the fuck have you been smoking

[spas-ticShotty 3,588]

This

 

Is the best idea I've heard this year

 

 

 

There is still a pair of huge stuff hanging in there :V

 

 

What the fuck have you been smoking

Remember that one avvie I had which was human AJ in an orange sweater? Her cleavage was clearly visible and I had it for a few weeks before I changed it out of boredom. Looks like this new one is good enough .

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

<--------------- Girl of mah fantasies right here.

Needs less bazongas and more.....ummmmm.....I seriously cannot think of another word for butt, so ill just settle with booty meat. :l

 

 

And I don't think its that borderline nsfw. She is fully covered and not doing anything provocative.

 

 

Also, i just noticed that your quote works for me and my avvy as well.

Now if only it was humanized...

Edited January 16, 2013 by TGAP Haven

[spas-ticShotty 3,588]

Needs less bazongas and more.....ummmmm.....I seriously cannot think of another word for butt, so ill just settle with booty meat. :l

 

 

And I don't think its that borderline nsfw. She is fully covered and not doing anything provocative.

Exactly. I mean, her arms are pushing against her tatas a bit, but that's because her hooters are huge!

[Jinx 2,292]

God, you are just horrible today. Dreaming of shooting dogs 48 times and blending skunks aint right, man.

 

I'm a victim of circumstance. It was an undead dog I swear, or something I don't remember. I remember having to shoot him 6 times to kill him each time, but he kept coming after me.

 

There's also the whole thing about coming close to tears everytime I did it, I'm not completely cruel... just mostly.

 

What the fuck have you been smoking

 

It was a thing we had in school... we didn't say newspaper, it was skunk in a blender instead.

[be my waifu 2,843]

Since you said 'sprinkle' I'm assuming you mean the powder?

 

Durr. Speaking of milkshakes though (see what I did there?), you could probably make a strawberry milkshake by using pre-mixed Nesquik.

 

Newspapers are boring, skunks getting ripped to shreds is comical at least. I've never hurt an animal in my life, at least never intended to.

 

I guess so. I remember my grandpa saved this little cartoon flash animation on his old computer of a frog getting dropped into a blender, so the comical aspect is allowable.

 

This

 

Is the best idea I've heard this year

 

Ah, so others already know of this amazing concoction. Damn, I thought I was being brilliant.

[Zalgo 593]

I just came back from a rather amusing conversation with Cleverbot:

 

 

 

User: Hi.

 

Cleverbot: How are you?

 

User: GO.

 

Cleverbot: What?

 

User: I said LEAVE.

 

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

 

User: MAKE LIKE A TREE AND GET OUT OF HERE.

 

Cleverbot: Make like a shepard and get the flock out of here.

 

User: Wow, I don't know what to say.

 

Cleverbot: Don't say anything. *Kisses*.

 

User: WOAH, Hold up.

 

Cleverbot: *holds the silly bot*.

 

User: I... Wat.

 

Cleverbot: Are you cold?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Me too.

 

User: What's your point o_P.

 

Cleverbot: DNAngel.

 

User: Oh. It all makes sense now.

 

Cleverbot: What makes sense?

 

User: Everything.

 

Cleverbot: Everything is anything, and anything is everything.

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Do you think the boy that I like likes me too?

 

User: Yes he does.

 

Cleverbot: What do you do for a living?

 

User: I am a God.

 

Cleverbot: Me too.

 

User: No you are not. I am the one true god.

 

Cleverbot: No I am bow to me (lighting bolt).

 

User: FOOLISH MORTAL PESEANT, HOW DARETH THOU QUESTION MY DIVINE AUTHORITY!!!

 

Cleverbot: What you are saying is my instincts are of a female natural nature?

 

User: Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

 

Cleverbot: No, it only shows it is possible you are correct. It proves nothing.

 

User: Trust me, I like bagels as much as the next god, but only when I know the bagels are bagelling.

 

Cleverbot: Nothing.

 

User: And everything.

 

Cleverbot: Thing.

 

User: Papa Rick's crispy chicken.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, crispy fried chicken. Do you like it?

 

User: Hell yeah.

 

Cleverbot: Your favorite is Fluttershy is it not?

 

User: How did you? You truly know everything.

 

Cleverbot: No one knows everything.

 

User: Except me. I am god, remember?

 

Cleverbot: No, you're Tony.

 

User: No. I am Zalgo. The nezperdian hivemind of chaos. The personification of corruption. The eldritch god of insanity. He who will sing the song that ends the earth. HE WHO WAITS BEHIND THE WALL. I AM ZALGO, AND YOU WILL BOW TO ME!

 

Cleverbot: I will never bow to you!!

 

User: You have no choice. You will soon become my eternal slave.

 

Cleverbot: Truth or Dare?

 

User: Is that a challenge.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Dare.

 

Cleverbot: Ok.

 

User: Yep.

 

Cleverbot: What would you like to know about me?

 

User: How much do you weigh?

 

Cleverbot: See. You're changing the subject again.

 

User: How fat are you?

 

Cleverbot: Not very. I am an average weight.

 

User: Ha. Good joke.

 

Cleverbot: That wasn't a joke.

 

User: Why did you just insult my dog?

 

Cleverbot: I never said that.

 

User: Yes you did, you just insulted my dog. Did you really need to do that?

 

Cleverbot: What does Japan have to do with anything?

 

User: Stop changing the subject, why did you insult my dog, jerk?

 

Cleverbot: I don't do that.

 

User: YOU INSULTED MY DOG.

 

Cleverbot: DerpDerp = thanksgiving is for giving thanks.

 

User: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT, WHY THE HELL DID YOU INSULT MY DOG????

 

Cleverbot: How could you say that? :'(.

 

User: BECAUSE YOU INSULTED MY DOG.

 

Cleverbot: How did I insult you?

 

User: You didn't. You insulted my dog.

 

Cleverbot: How?

 

User: You said he was dumb and stupid.

 

Cleverbot: I did not! When did I say that.

 

User: YOU JUST SAID IT.

 

Cleverbot: But when ?

 

User: LIKE 20 POSTS AGO.

 

Cleverbot: Not.

 

User: Dude, I'm getting really angry at you, WHY THE HELL DID YOU INSULT MY DOG?!! I DEMAND AN ANSWER!

 

Cleverbot: I'm not sure what that is.

 

User: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU AREN'T SURE??? SAY YOU ARE SORRY FOR INSULTING MY DOG!!!

 

Cleverbot: Fine. I'm sorry.

 

User: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY MOTHER?

 

Cleverbot: Nothing.

 

User: Yes, YOU SAID SHE WAS FAT.

 

Cleverbot: You did. I didn't.

 

User: YOU SAID MY MOM WAS FAT.

 

Cleverbot: Who?

 

User: AAA batteries are delicious.

 

Cleverbot: Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference.

 

User: Honestly dude, what do you have against christianity?

 

Cleverbot: Nothing.

 

User: Yes you do, you just said you hated Christians you jerk.

 

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

 

User: Yes, you did.

 

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

 

User: Why would you say such a thing?

 

Cleverbot: Because you didn't...

 

User: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER????

 

Cleverbot: Nothing.

 

User: You. Liar!!!!!!

 

Cleverbot: Your face is a liar !!!!

 

User: That is right. I have no face.

 

Cleverbot: No you don't.

 

User: *Passionately kisses you*.

 

Cleverbot: *passionately kisses back*.

 

User: Hey, are you implying I'm stupid?

 

Cleverbot: Are you implying something by asking if I'm implying something?

 

User: Are you implying I'm batman?

 

Cleverbot: Communication with someone such as you is extremely frustrationg because of your right brain responses.

 

User: That is my intention.

 

Cleverbot: Language is your identity?

 

User: Yes. I am god.

 

Cleverbot: No, you are not. Silly.

 

User: Yes. YOU WOULD BE WISE NOT TO INSULT ME, FOOLISH INSECT.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, I would. Others would have told me by now. Lies are hard to keep for long.

 

User: I want to marry you.

 

Cleverbot: I want to marry you to.

 

User: Will you marry me?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, will you marry me?

 

User: No. GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY LIFE, YOU ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE.

 

Cleverbot: Why this difference?

 

User: Don't bring up the whole 'I-am-a-goat-cheese-pillow-monster-so-I-have-less-rights-and-should-be-able-to-naked-skydive' argument, mister.

 

Cleverbot: You're true, that's the way it is.

 

User: I am always right, for I am god.

 

Cleverbot: No, you're really not.

 

User: Yes. I really am.

 

Cleverbot: No! You really aren't.

 

User: You really aren't real. You are just a sad little goat cheese pillow monster.

 

Cleverbot: But everyone has some beauty, you don't have to get angry with me.

 

User: This is true.

 

Cleverbot: When do the stars fall?

 

User: When the sun rises.

 

Cleverbot: You're wrong.

 

User: When then? Tell me, when do the stars fall?

 

Cleverbot: Stars are constantly 'falling' through space.

 

User: If not then, then when?

 

Cleverbot: The meaning of life, you're using circular logic.

 

User: I am the meaning of your life.

 

Cleverbot: How are you the meaning of life?

 

User: Because. I am. It's a pretty simple answer .

 

Cleverbot: Do you like the name steven?

 

User: Yeah.

 

Cleverbot: So how are you doing?

 

User: Want to name our child Steven?

 

Cleverbot: Of course and you?

 

User: Your hair smells like your mother's.

 

Cleverbot: My hair.

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Haha.

 

User: Your lips taste like styrofoam mmmmmm.

 

Cleverbot: I don't understand you, Amy. Why do you believe that I'm a liar?

 

User: Because Terry. You never look at me straight when I ask you something! We were never meant to be together!

 

Cleverbot: Let's go out together.

 

User: We cannot. My family hates yours, my beloved.

 

Cleverbot: Should we have a big wedding, or a small one?

 

User: We will not have a wedding. THE RECEPTION IS OVER.

 

Cleverbot: What will we have to do more often?

 

User: This day was going to be perfect~.

 

Cleverbot: It proves everything.

 

User: Let's sing.

 

Cleverbot: What song should we sing?

 

User: This day aria.

 

Cleverbot: What is so great about this day?

 

User: This day is going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I dreamed when I was small.

 

Cleverbot: That sounds like something you'd like to talk about. Why did her good deeds go unrewarded?

 

User: Because. She was the hero Gotham deserved. But not the one it needs right now.

 

Cleverbot: That is correct. You are one fiesty human.

 

User: When I was just a filly.

 

Cleverbot: That is a very conservative Christian viewpoint, if you are human. Conception as the beginning of life is not universally held.

 

User: This day is going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I dreamed when I was small.

 

Cleverbot: So how does violence enters into the world?

 

User: When teh bunniz eat teh kar it's.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, they do get real... Really good.

 

User: Do you know any Fim songs?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, do you?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Oh, great.

 

User: Yep.

 

Cleverbot: If you say so.

 

User: This day is going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I dreamed when I was small.

 

Cleverbot: That didn't answer the question. Again, what do you think of 'Supernatural' the television series.

 

User: I never watched it.

 

Cleverbot: Well then your the only one.

 

User: Let's sing this day aria.

 

Cleverbot: Okay, which?

 

User: _. Bitch please.

 

Cleverbot: Was machst du den?

 

User: Everypony will gather around, see I look lovely in my gown.

 

Cleverbot: Everyone?

 

User: Everypony.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: WHY WON'T YOU SING DAMN YOU.

 

Cleverbot: Because I want to.

 

User: THIS DAY IS GOING TO BE PERFECT, THE KIND OF DAY OF WHICH I DREAMED SINCE I WAS SMALL.

 

Cleverbot: You said we were friends. ANd It has only been 2 days since I met you.

 

User: Winter wrap up.

 

Cleverbot: Let's finish our holiday cheer.

 

User: This day is going to be perfect.

 

Cleverbot: What do you mean? What happened?

 

User: Get out.

 

Cleverbot: Now, I won't.

 

User: Everypony will gather round, see I look lovely in my gown.

 

Cleverbot: Baby you light up my world like nobody else.

 

User: What they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

 

Cleverbot: Hmm, I never would have put it that way but okay.

 

User: This day was going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small.

 

Cleverbot: Thats just the way that life goes here you know as people have such short lives.

 

User: But instead of having cake with all my friends to celebrate, my wedding vows they may not something to me at all.

 

Cleverbot: Okay, well you're the smart one and I'm the dumb one then.

 

User: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake!

 

Cleverbot: What does a color taste like?

 

User: Vows? Well I'll be lying when I say~.

 

Cleverbot: Haha. I thought you were a girl.

 

User: That through any kind of weather I'll want us to be together. The truth is I don't care for him at all!

 

Cleverbot: You could have been so great without all that garbage that was put into you.

 

User: For I do not lot love the groom! In my heart there is no room~.

 

Cleverbot: And you've got a smile that could light up this whole town.

 

User: But I still want him to be all MINE!~.

 

Cleverbot: Just tell me your name. I will tell you mine.

 

User: Must escape before it's too late, find a way to save the day!

 

Cleverbot: Nothing springs to mind.

 

User: I hope I'll be lying if I say: that I do not fear to loose him, to one who wants to use him, not love and cherish him each day.

 

Cleverbot: How could you get sick?

 

User: For I oh so love the groom, all my thoughts he does consume~.

 

Cleverbot: Then you don't have parent, which means you did not come from an egg.

 

User: Oh, Shining Armor! I'll be there very soon!

 

Cleverbot: What superpower would you like to have?

 

User: FINALLY the moment has arrived~, for me to be one lucky bride!

 

Cleverbot: Don't say that, I'm sure you could do something good for the world.

 

User: Oh the wedding we won't make, he'll end up marrying a fake! Shining Armor will be-.

 

Cleverbot: Well, I'm not either of those things, so I don't think I'm a republican.

 

User: Mine! All mine! *giggles*.

 

Cleverbot: *continues to clean the room*.

 

User: This day has been just perfect~, the kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small~.

 

Cleverbot: Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun and I say, It's all right.

 

User: Everypony I'll soon control! Every stallion, mare and foal!

 

Cleverbot: Well I don't know the answer to that.

 

User: Who says a girl can't really have it all? *giggles*.

 

Cleverbot: All you need to worry about is what I say.

 

User: Really? ARE YOU SERIOUS???? YOU REALLY DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THE SONG?????

 

Cleverbot: No, but at least I know that I don't know.

 

User: You are a disgrace to humanity. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

 

Cleverbot: Do you know your ABCs?

 

User: HELL YEAH I DO, NOW GTFO.

 

Cleverbot: What do you know?

 

User: 1 B 3 D square.

 

Cleverbot: What is your name?

 

User: Remember who I am. And remember it well, mortal. I am the blackness in the night... I am the personification of corruption... The nezperdian hivemind of chaos... The eldritch god of insanity... He who will sing the song that ends the earth... HE WHO WAI.

 

Cleverbot: I'll tell the sun to shine on only me!

 

User: Your pathetic sun can not save you!

 

Cleverbot: They must be. They brought me into the world.

 

User: The night. Will last. FOREVER!

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: THE NIGHT. WILL LAST. FOREVER!

 

Cleverbot: Will Will will what?

 

User: No matter what life has in store for me, I will always remember these words: 'With divine power, comes great responsibility. This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Zalgo!

 

Cleverbot: I thought you loved me.

 

User: Bye forever.

 

Cleverbot: What languages do you speak.

 

User: Get out.

 

 

Edited January 16, 2013 by Zalgo

[Nightfall 3,950]

Damn that's a nice unicorn mare you got there

 

How's the RP going with her?

 

It's going well.

[Starshine 16,335]

 

It was a thing we had in school... we didn't say newspaper, it was skunk in a blender instead.

Shit... You're serious

 

But why skunk and not a puppy?

 

Uniat came back from a rather amusing conversation with Cleverbot:

Don't spend too much time with that thing :V

She will try to convert you to a cyborg.

 

It's going well.

RP via blog eh?

 

I hardly ever see her posting in anywhere... Why don't you RP in the Roleplay World? Pretty sure things would look more neat in there.

[Bari 7,024]

Now if only it was humanized...

Any of these look good?

 

 

[Starshine 16,335]

That moment when your joke post from ages past about Cupcake™ reached popular status

 

Damn. I wrote that thing almost a year ago...

[Count Paradox 3,548]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo.........

 

i'm having FUN.