General Chat Thread

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  On 2015-03-27 at 12:15 AM, Count Paradox said:

no, the fact that you might kill while I'm in your employment!

While I might be evil I NEVER mistreat, much less harm, my employees!  

Edited March 27, 2015 by Stormgiggle

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

  On 2015-03-27 at 12:15 AM, Count Paradox said:

no, the fact that you might kill while I'm in your employment!

 

SHUT UP, NURSE!!!

 

Alright, rethinking. If surgically attaching three ponies together is not viable, can't we just tie them up at the waist? Or glue them together?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

  On 2015-03-27 at 12:17 AM, Stormgiggle said:

While I might be evil I NEVER mistreat, much less harm, my employees!

 

no, OTHER ponies.

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  On 2015-03-27 at 12:18 AM, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

Alright, rethinking. If surgically attaching three ponies together is not viable, can't we just tie them up at the waist? Or glue them together?

We could put their minds inside the same body! 

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  On 2015-03-27 at 12:18 AM, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

Alright, rethinking. If surgically attaching three ponies together is not viable, can't we just tie them up at the waist? Or glue them together?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

  On 2015-03-27 at 12:19 AM, Stormgiggle said:

We could put their minds inside the same body! 

 

No, that's too complicated...

[Count Paradox 3,548]

  On 2015-03-27 at 12:18 AM, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

Alright, rethinking. If surgically attaching three ponies together is not viable, can't we just tie them up at the waist? Or glue them together?

uhh... no way! Glue would hurt!

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  On 2015-03-27 at 12:18 AM, Count Paradox said:

no, OTHER ponies.

Well, yeah, I might mortally wound a few ponies here or there. But I almost always bring them back to life, (as undead) so no harm done, right?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

  On 2015-03-27 at 12:21 AM, Count Paradox said:

 

uhh... no way! Glue would hurt!

 

Cement? Screws? Nails? Duct tape? Hard-boiled duck eggs with cooked embryos inside them? Scotch tape? Scotch, the liquor? Painting tape? Metal braces? Wood putty? Mighty Putty? Gorilla glue? Guerrilla warfare? Staples? Best Buy?

[Moon Rat 4,772]

  On 2015-03-27 at 12:22 AM, Stormgiggle said:

Well, yeah, I might mortally wound a few ponies here or there. But I almost always bring them back to life, (as undead) so no harm done, right?

You don't eat tiny ponies do you?

 

 

 

I'm actually so small, I could fit in your hoof

  On 2015-03-27 at 12:24 AM, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

 

Cement? Screws? Nails? Duct tape? Hard-boiled duck eggs with cooked embryos inside them? Scotch tape? Scotch, the liquor? Painting tape? Metal braces? Wood putty? Mighty Putty? Gorilla glue? Guerrilla warfare? Staples? Best Buy?

Go home, you're drunk :T

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

  On 2015-03-27 at 12:26 AM, Woona~ said:

I'm actually so small, I could fit in your hoof

 

Go home, you're drunk :T

Then explain to me a binding agent that can stick two or more ponies together without killing them.

 

Also if you're that small, how do you metabolise?

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  On 2015-03-27 at 12:25 AM, Woona~ said:

You don't eat tiny ponies do you?

No, I don't usually eat ponies... 

[Count Paradox 3,548]

  On 2015-03-27 at 12:22 AM, Stormgiggle said:

Well, yeah, I might mortally wound a few ponies here or there. But I almost always bring them back to life, (as undead) so no harm done, right?

YES harm done!!!

  On 2015-03-27 at 12:24 AM, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

Cement? Screws? Nails? Duct tape? Hard-boiled duck eggs with cooked embryos inside them? Scotch tape? Scotch, the liquor? Painting tape? Metal braces? Wood putty? Mighty Putty? Gorilla glue? Guerrilla warfare? Staples? Best Buy?

none of the above.

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  On 2015-03-27 at 12:27 AM, Count Paradox said:

YES harm done!!!

Ugh, you sound like Celestia. 

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

I know two ponies that can be "put together" ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg huehuehuehuehue

 

I'd much rather not be stuck to some other pony by means of glue or anything even remotely painful.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

  On 2015-03-27 at 12:29 AM, Stormgiggle said:

Ugh, you sound like Celestia. 

I AM Celestia.

 

Bam.

 

Mind... BLOWN.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

  On 2015-03-27 at 12:30 AM, Count Paradox said:

I AM Celestia.

 

Bam.

 

Mind... BLOWN.

 

I thought you said that you were bacon.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

  On 2015-03-27 at 12:31 AM, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

I thought you said that you were bacon.

can't a pony be both?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

  On 2015-03-27 at 12:33 AM, Count Paradox said:

can't a pony be both?

 

Can a pony be both?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

  On 2015-03-27 at 12:34 AM, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

Can a pony be both?

yes I can

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  On 2015-03-27 at 12:30 AM, Count Paradox said:

I AM Celestia.

I knew it was you from the moment you said you didn't like killing. What kind of pony possessed by a demon doesn't like killing? 

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

  On 2015-03-27 at 12:35 AM, Count Paradox said:

yes I can

 

What if you're hungry?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

  On 2015-03-27 at 12:37 AM, Stormgiggle said:

I knew it was you from the moment you said you didn't like killing. What kind of pony possessed by a demon doesn't like killing?

 

BWAAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA

 

but seriously.

 

I'm not celestia.

 

But YOU are gullible.

 

  On 2015-03-27 at 12:37 AM, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

What if you're hungry?

what about it?

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  On 2015-03-27 at 12:40 AM, Count Paradox said:

BWAAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA but seriously. I'm not celestia. But YOU are gullible.

Whatever you say, princess.   

[Count Paradox 3,548]

  On 2015-03-27 at 12:41 AM, Stormgiggle said:

Whatever you say, princess.

 

I can't be a princess, but I can be your prince. https://mlpforums.com/uploads/post_images/img-3610951-2-Ya5IPGh.png