General Chat Thread

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

So, like, I heard something about a 3 way and was wondering about making it---Wait, not that kind of three way?

 

Ohp, well shit.

 

I done fucked up.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Well, there is one last thing you could do. Honestly, I'm surprised none of you figured this out earlier. You could always kill me, 42. That would annul the wedding.

Actually, Punicpunch kind of suggested this earlier:

 

I say you kill both of them.

But I outright rejected it. I could never kill you, my love! My goal was for us to be married, and, well, we can't get married if you're dead. Besides, you're more powerful than me, so I'm not sure if I could've killed you anyway...

 

... Is it still appropriate for me to be calling you 'my love' now?

 

Hold on... If I remember correctly, does all that dark magic make you revive after being killed? So, I could kill you, annul the wedding, wait for you to revive, then marry you?

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

So, like, I heard something about a 3 way and was wondering about making it---Wait, not that kind of three way?

 

Ohp, well shit.

 

I done fucked up.

 

 

... Is it still appropriate for me to be calling you 'my love' now?

No, it isn't

[Moon Rat 4,772]

But...

 

Please don't

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

My speedy reading and lack of context has once again caused shenanigans.

 

 

I apologize.

 

 

 

 

But, not really.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Hold on... If I remember correctly, does all that dark magic make you revive after being killed? So, I could kill you, annul the wedding, wait for you to revive, then marry you?

Exactly! But, as I said before, I love Woona! We're happily married, and I intend to keep it that way!  

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

But...

 

Please don't

RIP

 

Blood must be shed.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

... Is it still appropriate for me to be calling you 'my love' now?

 

If you really loved me, you'd kill me right now.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

 

If you really loved me, you'd kill me right now.

D:

 

 

 

NOOOO!!!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Exactly! But, as I said before, I love Woona! We're happily married, and I intend to keep it that way!  

I HAVE FOUND MY THIRD OPTION!!!

 

Now, actually doing that is the hard part...

 

But...

 

Please don't

At the moment, all this three-way marriage stuff is really complicated because you two are already married... If this marriage is annulled, perhaps we can then have an official three-way wedding so no-one is left out and all that confusing 'we're married but you're not' part doesn't apply anymore?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

D:

 

 

 

NOOOO!!!

Don't worry Woona, I won't let him kill me! We'll be married forever!

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Don't worry Woona, I won't let him kill me! We'll be married forever!

Okay

 

*shrinks and unexpectedly flies into Stormgiggle's mouth*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Okay

 

*shrinks and unexpectedly flies into Stormgiggle's mouth*

Woona, I don't want to kill you! It'll be much easier to kill Stormgiggle without hurting you if you keep your distance for now!

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

Okay

 

*shrinks and unexpectedly flies into Stormgiggle's mouth*

Eww.

Weirdo.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Eww.

Weirdo.

It's a perfectly acceptable thing to do!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Okay *shrinks and unexpectedly flies into Stormgiggle's mouth*

*Gently swallows Woona whole*

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

It's a perfectly acceptable thing to do!

 

 

Eww.

Weirdo.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Woona, I don't want to kill you! It'll be much easier to kill Stormgiggle without hurting you if you keep your distance for now!

I look forward to meeting you on the battlefield, 42.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Woona, I don't want to kill you! It'll be much easier to kill Stormgiggle without hurting you if you keep your distance for now!

If you're that desperate to, you'll have to go through me as well

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

 Eww.

Weirdo.

 

If you're that desperate to, you'll have to go through me as well

Are you saying you won't let me kill Stormgiggle without killing you first?

 

My third option has just disappeared into thin air! NOOOOOOOOO!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Are you saying you won't let me kill Stormgiggle without killing you first?   My third option has just disappeared into thin air! NOOOOOOOOO!

 

If you're that desperate to, you'll have to go through me as well

I guess that means we'll be together forever, Woona.~ 

[Moon Rat 4,772]

 

Are you saying you won't let me kill Stormgiggle without killing you first?

 

My third option has just disappeared into thin air! NOOOOOOOOO!

I'm sorry but, she is my queen and I will do anything for her

 

 

Plus, three-way marriages make me feel uncomfortable

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

c:

 

It's ok, you're our weirdo though. <3

Plus, three-way marriages make me feel uncomfortable

Geez, what are you, straight?

 

 

Ohwaitaminute....

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I'm sorry but, she is my queen and I will do anything for her

And I would do anything for you, my Prince.~

 

 

 

Plus, three-way marriages make me feel uncomfortable

I agree. 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Plus, three-way marriages make me feel uncomfortable

Okay, that's understandable...

 

I'm sorry but, she is my queen and I will do anything for her

But just so you know, I will be doing everything in my power so that I will someday be married to Stormgiggle. I really don't want to kill you, but Stormgiggle must die.