General Chat Thread

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Does this look like the face of an oppressed pony?

No, that face says: "I'm going enjoy making you suffer for forcing me to wear this hat."

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

No, that face says: "I'm going enjoy making you suffer for forcing me to wear this hat."

No, that's your face.

[Hidey 2,836]

Meh.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

No one wants what I give.

 

Cybernetic enhancements.

They're cheap...

[Hidey 2,836]

No one wants what I give.

 

Cybernetic enhancements.

They're cheap...

 

you can do whatever you want to me

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

you can do whatever you want to me

No, it doesn't quite work like that.

I only enhance you if you agree to my policies and that you provide specific explanations on what you want.

[Hidey 2,836]

I only enhance you if you agree to my policies and that you provide specific explanations on what you want.

 

what are your policies? 

 

 

and can I be like this ?

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

what are your policies?

Uhh, *rustles through cabinet*

This'll take a minute or two...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

No, that's your face.

Hmm.

 

Pink, I'd like a new avatar.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Found it!

 

1. Waiver for damage or death to patient.

2. No replication or tampering with enhancements without permission as well as no theft of blueprints.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Found it!

 

1. Waiver for damage or death to patient.

2. No replication or tampering with enhancements without permission as well as no theft of blueprints.

A more Faustian bargain I have never seen.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

A more Faustian bargain I have never seen.

What?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

What?

That contract is horrible! It's far too restrictive!

[Hidey 2,836]

Hmm.

 

Pink, I'd like a new avatar.

 

alrighty

 

Found it!

 

1. Waiver for damage or death to patient.

2. No replication or tampering with enhancements without permission as well as no theft of blueprints.

 

*hides in tardis*

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

That contract is horrible! It's far too restrictive!

What do you mean?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

alrighty

Thanks! Of course, I'd like the same pony, just in a different setting. Perhaps sitting on a throne, grinning evilly? 

Edited April 16, 2015 by Stormgiggle

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

*hides in tardis*

Don't worry, the waiver is just a safety precaution.

Legal issues.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

What do you mean?

Once you graft implants onto somepony, the implants become their property to do with as they wish!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Once you graft implants onto somepony, the implants become their property to do with as they wish!

But if they figure out how to make the implants I will be put out of business.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

But if they figure out how to make the implants I will be put out of business.

The moral implications outweigh monetary concerns. 

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

 

One two three five dead today, molding on the cold concrete street. No one loved them, there is no longer any love left, not after this. The worms are in the schools, in our children. The kids eat the dead in the cold streets, and smile will bloody grins, their mouths full of rotting flesh. They are bloated, happy. One two three five. There is no love left.

 

 

 

 

That's fucking terrifying.

 

 

 

right now I have a grand total of 0 hats

 

I could send you one of my hats.

 

No one wants what I give.

 

Cybernetic enhancements.

They're cheap...

 

Pizza

Vision

Edited April 16, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Pizza Vision

You never returned the paperwork.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Lol, failspoiler.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

The moral implications outweigh monetary concerns. 

Also,

 

 

No replication or tampering with enhancements without permission

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

You never returned the paperwork.

 

*Bam, paperwork accomplished and returned because paperwork happens*

Edited April 16, 2015 by A.I. Pony