General Chat Thread

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I say you get Woona to come to terms with Paradox.

That's the general idea. 

 

 

 

I knew this would happen the moment you started going out with 42.   This is the kind of stuff that makes me stop watching TV shows.

What do you mean? You've been doing pretty good at this sort of thing so far!

 

 

 

How come you can kill Paradox and I can't?

Who said you couldn't kill Paradox? 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

What do you mean? You've been doing pretty good at this sort of thing so far!

I tolerate it because you guys are my friends, and I'm not just going to trot away because of it.

 

Who said you couldn't kill Paradox?

You did!

You told me I shouldn't kill him when he violated my directives!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

I tolerate it because you guys are my friends, and I'm not just going to trot away because of it.

 

 

 

 

You did! You told me I shouldn't kill him when he violated my directives!

I think that was back when he was my master, so I had to say that stuff. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Seriously though, you guys are nicer to me than my actual friends.

 

 

I think that was back when he was my master, so I had to say that stuff.

Oh.

When did you stop calling him master?

Edited April 30, 2015 by Punicpunch

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Seriously though, you guys are nicer to me than my actual friends.

Thanks!

 

 

 

Oh. When did you stop calling him master?

A while ago. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

A while ago.

must've missed it.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Hey, I asked Woona first if it was okay, and he said yes! 

 

Maybe I'll just kill Paradox and raise the foals on my own. I bet Woona would be much happier if I gave him Paradox's head on a silver platter.

 

We'll stick together from now on.

 

ex-fucking-SCUSE ME!?

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

ex-fucking-SCUSE ME!?

*raises hooves* I told him not to!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

ex-fucking-SCUSE ME!?

Oh, hey Paradox!  You don't have to worry about that, I was merely joking with Punicpunch. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Oh, hey Paradox!  You don't have to worry about that, I was merely joking with Punicpunch. 

So, are you kidding him or did you waste my time?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Oh, hey Paradox!  You don't have to worry about that, I was merely joking with Punicpunch.

 

Oh, no no NO, this was NOT a joke! You know damn good and well this wasn't a joke! If you had the chance to make Woona happy by killing me, you know you would have taken the chance to do it! And whose idea was it to have another foal, huh? Yours! You first brought it up when you found out we were both Darkmane's parents, and I went along with it cause o thought it'd make you happy, but, oh, no, now your upset cause Woona and I really haven't talked it over! You know what? FINE! Take care of the damn foal yourself! I'm leaving! *storms out*

 

 

 

(Aaaaaaand scene. XD)

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Oh, no no NO, this was NOT a joke! You know damn good and well this wasn't a joke! If you had the chance to make Woona happy by killing me, you know you would have taken the chance to do it! And whose idea was it to have another foal, huh? Yours! You first brought it up when you found out we were both Darkmane's parents, and I went along with it cause o thought it'd make you happy, but, oh, no, now your upset cause Woona and I really haven't talked it over! You know what? FINE! Take care of the damn foal yourself! I'm leaving! *storms out*

 

 

 

(Aaaaaaand scene. XD)

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

So, are you kidding him or did you waste my time?

I really never would have killed Paradox. 

Oh, no no NO, this was NOT a joke! You know damn good and well this wasn't a joke! If you had the chance to make Woona happy by killing me, you know you would have taken the chance to do it! And whose idea was it to have another foal, huh? Yours! You first brought it up when you found out we were both Darkmane's parents, and I went along with it cause o thought it'd make you happy, but, oh, no, now your upset cause Woona and I really haven't talked it over! You know what? FINE! Take care of the damn foal yourself! I'm leaving! *storms out*

 

 

 

(Aaaaaaand scene. XD)

No, wait! Paradox, come back!

 

*Runs after Paradox*

[Count Paradox 3,548]

you were conspiring with her, so you're on my list, too! X-P

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

I really never would have killed Paradox.

The latter then.

 

 

No, wait! Paradox, come back! *Runs after Paradox*

Am I supposed to stop him?

Nah.

you were conspiring with her, so you're on my list, too! X-P

The heck?

Why?!

[Count Paradox 3,548]

I really never would have killed Paradox. 

No, wait! Paradox, come back!

 

*Runs after Paradox*

*already gone*

The latter then.

Am I supposed to stop him?

Nah.

 

The heck?

Why?!

I say you get Woona to come to terms with Paradox.

I knew this would happen the moment you started going out with 42.

 

This is the kind of stuff that makes me stop watching TV shows.

How come you can kill Paradox and I can't?

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

*outdated*

I apologize, it was your fault and I even told you not to, so let's just leave that behind at focus on the issue at hoof.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*already gone*

Darn...  -_-

 

Well, I guess I'm raising Darkmane by myself. And I guess I'll teach him how to be a proper malevolent tyrant! I'll probably also turn my unborn foal into a violent, psychopathic murdering machine since Paradox won't be there to stop me! 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Darn...  -_-

 

Well, I guess I'm raising Darkmane by myself. And I guess I'll teach him how to be a proper malevolent tyrant! I'll probably also turn my unborn foal into a violent, psychopathic murdering machine since Paradox won't be there to stop me! 

Can't we let them grow into what they want?

You already created countless murdering machines including Punicpunch II.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

I apologize, it was your fault and I even told you not to, so let's just leave that behind at focus on the issue at hoof.

........

 

 

Darn...  -_-

 

Well, I guess I'm raising Darkmane by myself. And I guess I'll teach him how to be a proper malevolent tyrant! I'll probably also turn my unborn foal into a violent, psychopathic murdering machine since Paradox won't be there to stop me!

 

(you miiiiight wanna go after him. He miiiiiight try something stupid to kill himself)

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

........

I promise not to kill you.

 

 

(you miiiiight wanna go after him. He miiiiiight try something stupid to kill himself)

He'll be fine, I'm sure of it.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

I promise not to kill you.

He'll be fine, I'm sure of it.

......

Very well.

But you're on the preliminary list.

 

 

And he miiiiiight jump off a bridge into freezing cold water where the shock will be enough to kill him.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Can't we let them grow into what they want?

Darkmane already wants to be a tyrant, and my little baby mare will almost certainly grow up to be a complete monster without Paradox's influence. That's why I want us to raise our foals together.

 

 

(you miiiiight wanna go after him. He miiiiiight try something stupid to kill himself)

Really? Thanks for the advice, voices in my head!

 

*runs off to find Paradox*

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

And he miiiiiight jump off a bridge into freezing cold water where the shock will be enough to kill him.

He's a god, he'll be fine.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

He's a god, he'll be fine.

paradpx ain't a god. He has a demon soul, but he is no god.