General Chat Thread

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Innocent spelled backwards is the word terrorist for someone who doesn't understand how language works! Take him away, coppers!

No, I'm not a bad boy!

 

I promise you won't need to think about what you gonna do if I ever do come fo' you.

But I'll never come fo' you! Promise!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

No, I'm not a bad boy!

 

I promise you won't need to think about what you gonna do if I ever do come fo' you.

But I'll never come fo' you! Promise!

 

You're still going to jail though. 

 

Edited March 21, 2016 by Robotic Stormgiggle

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

You're still going to jail though. 

 

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Nuh uh.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Nuh uh.

You're in jail right now. You're just in denial about it. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

You're in jail right now. You're just in denial about it. 

How do you jail a robot?

 

I can just break the walls down with minimum effort.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

How do you jail a robot?

 

I can just break the walls down with minimum effort.

The walls and bars are magical. In fact, they're so magical that I don't have to explain anything about them other then you can't escape from them, and you just have to accept it. That's part of the magic. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

The walls and bars are magical. In fact, they're so magical that I don't have to explain anything about them other then you can't escape from them, and you just have to accept it. That's part of the magic. 

Eww, that's the worst kind of magic.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Eww, that's the worst kind of magic.

Maybe. But that's the kind magic I used. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Maybe. But that's the kind magic I used. 

Illogical. Magic is Science and science is always explainable.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Illogical. Magic is Science and science is always explainable.

Magic is not science, magic is friendship.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Magic is not science, magic is friendship.

Friendship can be explained by science.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Friendship can be explained by science.

I'm in no mood to argue with you. So I'll just drop a small, innocent filly into a vat of acid every time you try to escape your prison.   That should keep you locked up. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

I'm in no mood to argue with you. So I'll just drop a small, innocent filly into a vat of acid every time you try to escape your prison.   That should keep you locked up. 

Yup, that'll do it.

 

But I don't think you're evil enough to do that.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Yup, that'll do it.

 

But I don't think you're evil enough to do that.

You don't think I'm evil enough!?  I'm not sure whether to feel touched or feel insulted. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

You don't think I'm evil enough!?  I'm not sure whether to feel touched or feel insulted. 

You should feel touched.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You should feel touched.

I've decided to feel insulted instead.  :okiedokielokie: Now get back in your cell before I drop Applejack into a vat of acid. 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

I've decided to feel insulted instead.  :okiedokielokie: Now get back in your cell before I drop Applejack into a vat of acid. 

.Applejack isn't a filly.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

I'm in no mood to argue with you. So I'll just drop a small, innocent filly into a vat of acid every time you try to escape your prison.   That should keep you locked up. 

My imagination for this is as follows:

Giggle is working at a workstation of sorts, just typing away on some sort of business file or something. Maybe planning out her next catastrophe. Meanwhile, in the cell below her is Punic sitting in his assigned cage. No sign of bother being shown from him, mostly cause Giggle hasn't actually harmed him, but a bit bored since he has nothing to do there. It's all quiet in the area. Not a sound to be heard but the typing of Giggle's work. Suddenly, there's a very faint sound to be heard. Faint enough that most would have overlooked it, but not Giggle. It was Punic as he ever so gently touched his cell door, which, wasn't locked by the way. He put, but a tiny ounce of pressure on the door and instinctively without so much as breaking her focus on her work, she uses a free hoof to grab a little filly from a filing cabinet next to her labeled "Innocent Filies" and flings her in Punic's direction only to land in a vat of acid placed right next to him. Giggle then goes back to typing just as fast as she had grabbed the filly and all as if nothing had just happened.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

My imagination for this is as follows:

Giggle is working at a workstation of sorts, just typing away on some sort of business file or something. Maybe planning out her next catastrophe. Meanwhile, in the cell below her is Punic sitting in his assigned cage. No sign of bother being shown from him, mostly cause Giggle hasn't actually harmed him, but a bit bored since he has nothing to do there. It's all quiet in the area. Not a sound to be heard but the typing of Giggle's work. Suddenly, there's a very faint sound to be heard. Faint enough that most would have overlooked it, but not Giggle. It was Punic as he ever so gently touched his cell door, which, wasn't locked by the way. He put, but a tiny ounce of pressure on the door and instinctively without so much as breaking her focus on her work, she uses a free hoof to grab a little filly from a filing cabinet next to her labeled "Innocent Filies" and flings her in Punic's direction only to land in a vat of acid placed right next to him. Giggle then goes back to typing just as fast as she had grabbed the filly and all as if nothing had just happened.

Absolutely beautiful and spot on.

 

Like a well groomed Dalmatian.

Edited March 21, 2016 by Punicpunch

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

.Applejack isn't a filly.

I know, but she is your favorite pony.  It'll be much more effective. 

 

My imagination for this is as follows:

Giggle is working at a workstation of sorts, just typing away on some sort of business file or something. Maybe planning out her next catastrophe. Meanwhile, in the cell below her is Punic sitting in his assigned cage. No sign of bother being shown from him, mostly cause Giggle hasn't actually harmed him, but a bit bored since he has nothing to do there. It's all quiet in the area. Not a sound to be heard but the typing of Giggle's work. Suddenly, there's a very faint sound to be heard. Faint enough that most would have overlooked it, but not Giggle. It was Punic as he ever so gently touched his cell door, which, wasn't locked by the way. He put, but a tiny ounce of pressure on the door and instinctively without so much as breaking her focus on her work, she uses a free hoof to grab a little filly from a filing cabinet next to her labeled "Innocent Filies" and flings her in Punic's direction only to land in a vat of acid placed right next to him. Giggle then goes back to typing just as fast as she had grabbed the filly and all as if nothing had just happened.

That's awesome! 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

I know, but she is your favorite pony. It'll be much more effective.

Favorite Mane 6 pony at least.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

Absolutely beautiful and spot on.

 

Like a well groomed Dalmatian.

I know, but she is your favorite pony.  It'll be much more effective. 

 

That's awesome! 

Thank you.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Thank you.

No, thank you for a nice laugh.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Favorite Mane 6 pony at least.

*Shrugs* I don't even care. I'll throw everypony into vats of acid. Because vats of acid are cool.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

*Shrugs* I don't even care. I'll throw everypony into vats of acid. Because vats of acid are cool.

You should throw yourself in as well as me!