Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

 Very was once a student of mine in the school of how to defend yourself against cupcakes.

Can I drive an Audi R8 using the Jeep Rubicon car keys?

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

No. You don't have a driver's license.

 

Imagine for a moment that everyone in the world was a turkey sandwich. How many calories would you gain by eating Europe?

[Nightfall Gloam 18,238]

Too much.

Same question but with Asia

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Assuming each pound of muscle mass corresponds to one pound of meat, and each pound of skin corresponds to one pound of bread... approximately 10 trillion Calories. 

I did the math. I dare you to check.

 

A tin horn is made out of tin. Why isn't a fog horn made out of fog?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Because science!

Why is Rarity married to my cupcake?

[TBD 17,231]

Because she thought it was legal to do so.

is there such thing of a fresh and clean unfilter water? 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,983]

5 minutes ago, TBD said:

Because she thought it was legal to do so.

is there such thing of a fresh and clean unfilter water? 

no there isn't!

 

Why is Maud slowly talking to a pebble?

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Because the pebble is still learning pony as a second language. Talking at normal speed would make it harder to translate.

 

How many apricots would it take to kill a cow?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Approximatively 15000,she will die by diarrhea 

Why do we never see ads for advertising companies ? 

[TBD 17,231]

because there is a block in the way

what goes up must come down, so if what comes down, what goes up?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,983]

15 minutes ago, TBD said:

because there is a block in the way

what goes up must come down, so if what comes down, what goes up?

not techniacallllllllllllly a questttionian!

 

Have I kissed Twilight?

[Nye 1,652]

Rarity makes dresses.

 

Who is Twilight?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,983]

1 minute ago, Nye said:

Rarity makes dresses.

 

Who is Twilight?

cute purple pony!

 

Who's @Nye's waifu?

[Nye 1,652]

A drama pony.

 

What is that big orange ball in the sky?

 

Edited January 22, 2018 by Nye

[The Kaeya Simp 13,983]

Just now, Nye said:

A drama pony.

 

What is that big orange ball in the sky?

Where evilbutt (DayBreaker) was bannished!

 

Why is @Trotteur Sauvage's OC so sexy it bring all the mares to his yard

[Nye 1,652]

4 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

Where evilbutt (DayBreaker) was bannished!

 

Why is @Trotteur Sauvage's OC so sexy it bring all the mares to his yard

Because they are a stallion.

 

Why does Fluttershy have animals in her house?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,983]

1 minute ago, Nye said:

Because they are a stallion.

 

Why does Fluttershy have animals in her house?

because she is a furry!

 

Why is Twilight my waifu?

[Nye 1,652]

Because she is an Alicorn, and you want all of her magic of friendship.

 

Why is the sky blue?

Just now, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

because she is a furry!

 

Why is Twilight my waifu?

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,983]

3 minutes ago, Nye said:

Because she is an Alicorn, and you want all of her magic of friendship.

 

Why is the sky blue?

 

Because celestia was ill and puked on our sky!

 

Why does rarity whine?

[Nye 1,652]

Just now, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

Because celestia was ill and puked on our sky!

 

Why does rarity whine?

Because... she just can!

 

Who makes Twilight the happiest?

Edited January 22, 2018 by Nye

[The Kaeya Simp 13,983]

1 minute ago, Nye said:

Because... she just can!

 

Who makes Twilight the happiest?

me XD!

 

Who makes Rarity the happiest

[Flutterstep 46,722]

Happiness its self

Can I have a pet slug?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,983]

2 minutes ago, Flutterstep said:

Happiness its self

Can I have a pet slug?

No, Human world spike... You can't they are dangerous to dogs XD!

 

Can I have a portal to equestria

[Nye 1,652]

5 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

No, Human world spike... You can't they are dangerous to dogs XD!

 

Can I have a portal to equestria

I wish, but then I would just use it to, and then everypony would want to use it.

 

Why must we be bound to our world?

[The Kaeya Simp 13,983]

1 minute ago, Nye said:

I wish, but then I would just use it to, and then everypony would want to use it.

 

Why must we be bound to our world?

Because Celestia has to see who is worthy of being a pony!

 

Why must I be bound to the ground