Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

If you do this AVAVAVA NOM NOM NOM NOM

 

 

What happened to my face

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

When fighting at Ypres in 1915 for the British, you were forced to run out from your trench and attack the enemy. While running towards the Germans, a fellow soldier unfortunately set off a mine. You were caught in the blast, and received burns on your face.

 

KKK or Charles Manson's Family: which would you rather be a part off?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

The Texas Rangers

 

 

What happened to the germans?

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

They're still a world power.

 

Where do you keep your enema?

[Midnight Dragon 264]

My what?

 

Why am I always hungry?

[Fishy Stick 7,822]

The pickles invaded.

 

Spaghetti? 

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

My what?

Omg.  You'll be in for a surprise if you look it up.  

 

 

OT: 

 

How groovy are you?

[Commander Tangent 861]

I groovy lime a movie

 

 

so it WAS Colonel Mustard with the crowbar in the study ?

[GONEFOREVER 518]

Incorrect. THe culprit is actually you.

 

 

Wub wub wub wub wub?

[Fishy Stick 7,822]

And that's how equestria was made!

 

Dashie?

Edited February 22, 2014 by The Snapp

[Midnight Dragon 264]

Burp.

 

Where's my brain?

[Fishy Stick 7,822]

In your head.

 

USA?

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

Lost to Finland 5-0 in ice hockey.

 

On a scale from 1-10, how kinky are you?

[Midnight Dragon 264]

42.

 

Why do I not feel like doing my chores?

[Fishy Stick 7,822]

Chores suck that's why.

 

Ever cried in a sad movie?

[Midnight Dragon 264]

Yep.

 

Why do I, despite being female, seem to have a lack of estrogen in my brain? (I even sit like a guy O_o)

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Because you are a guy dun dun dun... Or a tomboy

 

 

Why do I have... OH a butterfly... ADHD

[Rift enchanted 380]

Because....... MUFFIN

 

Why does logic twerk?

[Gone Airbourne 21,977]

Because miley is a turkey

 

Why are marshmellows not a rarity?

[Fishy Stick 7,822]

Because then she would explode

 

Who let the dogs out?

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

the fence did

 

 

OH my what  is that...

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

An enema

 

How often do you go for walks?

Edited February 23, 2014 by ~Asuka <3~

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Never ago and you should be ashamed of yourself.

 

What's the score in Calvinball?

[Fishy Stick 7,822]

Pickles.

 

Are you happy?

[~Asuka <3~ 867]

I legitimately haven't been happy for quite some time.

 

Hottest Olympic athlete this year?