Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[ScarfaceOne 263]

Equals Squab Waffles.

 

 

How many free doritos does pingu get m8?

[LittleMac 3,085]

42 Mountain Dew

 

 

Do I have squid in my teeth?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Yes, but they are now pieces of fried squid from yesterday's dinner.

What is the best recipe you can think of from a lifetime's supply of apples?

[LittleMac 3,085]

Milk

 

 

Can you do a triple front flip with a spatula on your head?

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

Half of it.

 

Is that a dragon in your tub?

[LittleMac 3,085]

No it's a mongoose

 

 

Is this the way to Amarillo?

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

No, this is the way of the armadillo.

 

What about anchovie soap?

Edited May 15, 2015 by ~ Dr. Ocsid ~

[ScarfaceOne 263]

Anchovie soap is disgusting.

 

 

How did the cat get so fat? And what does the fox actually say?

[LittleMac 3,085]

The answer to both is Morgan Freeman

 

 

Do chickens moo?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

No, but turkeys do.

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

It overheard it´s owner saying sthey would eat it as soon as it stopped laying eggs, so it goes to the grocerie over the street to buy eggs to prolong its life.

 

Why clouds?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

To become a phoenix at some random time. You know, every phoenix used to be an ordinary bird before some random gene or circumstance suddenly transformed them into immortal phoenixes.

Is it possible to have "KFP": Kosmonaut Fried Phoenix?

[LittleMac 3,085]

Only with a side of pickles

 

 

 

Do piñatas cause indigestion?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Yes they do, because they are made entirely of candy and South American herbs.

What about those not made with South American herbs, or with herbs from other lands, including Antarctica and Mars?

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

Both are like pickled carborator

 

How do I change my pickup truck's front marshmallows and change them with cotten candy

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

I stopped reading at "cotton candy", so...

 

Why am I reading stuff backwards?

[Empty Room 512]

Esuaceb ruoy dnim sekam ti os.

 

Why is a horse?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Because he cannot stand on four legs and spin plates on its four hooves.

Can I let my Shetland Pony fulfill his wish on flying around the world on a jet-pack.

[ScarfaceOne 263]

If he is Pinkie Pie, yes!!!

 

 

Why does Pingu convert Doritos into Mountain Dew? And how can he make mountains go apart?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

He splits the Doritos on a mountaintop, creating a chasm and a falling ceiling of said Mountain Dew that will flatten anything within the chasm.

Why do pegasi behave like birds, Earth Ponies like dogs, and unicorns cats?

[LittleMac 3,085]

Because Spike is secretly a ninja

 

 

 

Why do Teletubbies rule Venus?

[JacelynUSB 288]

Becausue jefoiedjnfs

 

Has this ship sailed?

[LittleMac 3,085]

Mango iced tea

 

 

Do you own a mutant platypus?

[JacelynUSB 288]

Yes. His name is Bob and you should respect his life choices.

Why is Ed Sheeran ginger?

[LittleMac 3,085]

Because Kanye West poisoned his tea

 

 

Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?