Finesthour 7,287 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 (edited) Well, I almost died. Sit back, relax, and lemme tell my tell of how I gained ponies and almost died in the process. It started off as a normal day (Well not NORMAL for me) as I told the girl I love (Alex) that I well... love her. She was going to be gone at her relatives all today, so we could not talk at all. We exhanged our little love notes, and she left for a bit. After an hour, my mother took me to my Aunt's, who then took me to go to my new job (Which is designing a website which is already running... Don't ask, money.) When I got there, I worked on his bucking $2,000 custom computer that ran like a wet dream, opening everything in seconds. With that amazing computer, I got done in under an hour, and I got paid $45 (I get the rest of my money soon.) We started to go home, and Alex texted me again, saying she will be able to talk for an hour. I told my parents that I loved her, and showed them a picture. They congratulated me on how pretty she was (For her sake, no pics for you guys.) And that I was extremely lucky /)^3(. They then dropped me off at target, at my request. This is where my adventure begins. Target- So I walked into target, and went straight for the pony isle. It was crowded by a bunch of rowdy 6 year olds, so I did not go in for the sake that I was wearing a racing jacket, and I have curly hair. Add up the two, and I have a law suit on my hands if I get near them. So, I decided to check out the other isles~ I found this monstrosity near the halo reach toys- After the rowdy children left, I explored my pony section. After that experience, I went to the cashier and achieved my prize. The 4 pack of ponies was $22, well worth the money. I recieved no weird looks, and I started walking towards walmart. The death experience- I was, you guessed it, texting on my phone like an idiot when I got near the highway to cross. I started walking when I thought everything was safe, and before I knew it, I was flat on the pavement, hearing cars honk their horns. I get up as fast as I can, my knees burning from pain. I realized that I almost fucking died on the street, so I test Fizzydog saying "I almost fucking died." He responded once. THANKS FIZZY. Walmart- I walked into Walmart after my experience, and went straight for the pony section. When I got there, I was extremely happy to find lots of ponies that Target didn't. After that, I went to the cashier, who just stared at me as I handed her the $20. I started to walk home, and I found more adventures on the way. Gangstas- As I was walking home with my pony prize, it got dark. Fast. My home was not far away, yet it seemed like it took forever to get close. But as I got closer, I heard a rowdy bunch of teenagers behind me. I turn around to see a group of Mexicans that I knew from school who were a gang, and they did not like white people. And I am a chubby white kid. All I could think was "FUCK." So I started walking faster, hearing their rowdy selves behind me. I got close to a sprint when I saw my home, and opened the door and slammed it. Thus concludes my epic adventure. Alex will be THRILLED when she finds out I almost died. THE END. Edited February 5, 2012 by Rose 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skullbuster 1,906 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 so you got hit by a car, and chased by gansters, all for ponies? you are a boss 2 My Let's Play channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy14-AEEHdfj5QQAlYtB1_A Need a guest Rapper on a song? talk to me!: http://mlpforums.com/topic/103097-guest-rapper-for-you/ NEW SONG: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Shadrahk 159 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 ...Better watch out for them mexicans, you know they like to kick white asses. But, wait, what IF THEY WERE BLACK PEOPLE??? YOU COULD OF BEEN KILLED!!! racist... jk Why the heck does Cheerilee look like a filly? 2 Did you ever think I get lonely? Did you ever think that I needed love? Did you ever think, stop thinking You're the only one that I'm thinking of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Wobbels 664 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 Why would you cross a highway? THIS SIGNATURE IS POTATOES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starshine 16,333 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 Holy. Thank god you was okay... Too many brushes with death can do bad thing to your heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Lightning Da Cute 619 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 My friend that was Amazing!!! I'm the Son of Celestia And when i'm King who else did you think would be Queen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacharius The Prosecutor 46 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 Survived a hit from a car? Jesus dude, your fucking iron man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finesthour 7,287 February 5, 2012 Author Share February 5, 2012 Lol I am not one to usually say this, but like this thread xD I survived death and took time to make this xD APPRECIATE MY WORK DAMNIT XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talemage 47 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 Lol I am not one to usually say this, but like this thread xD I survived death and took time to make this xD APPRECIATE MY WORK DAMNIT XD WORK APPRECIATED. **starts worshipping** Twilight Sparkle is best pony, and I'm willing to explain logically for that to be true! By the way, mine and Twilight's personalities have a lot of similarities, maybe hardly any difference. I checked. -Bookworm in the greatest sense possible, writer, organized, introverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finesthour 7,287 February 5, 2012 Author Share February 5, 2012 And lolwut guys? The car did not hit me. I fell and it honked at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starshine 16,333 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 But all it takes was another second of carelessness from the driver and WHAM! You're now on Equestria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finesthour 7,287 February 5, 2012 Author Share February 5, 2012 But all it takes was another second of carelessness from the driver and WHAM! You're now on Equestria Yeah I know. God, Alex is gonna be MAD at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twister The Twisted 92 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 hahahahahahahaha oh i do love fizzy :L Credit for the Sig go to Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizz. 1,078 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 so I test Fizzydog saying "I almost fucking died." He responded once. THANKS FIZZY. WELL DONT TEST ME NEXT TIME. Jeez, I was too lazy to take the entire thing. I'm sorry, OKAY!?!?!?!? In all serious though, I was out eating and it's rude to text at the table o3o http://alt="img-3411728-1-kQpW0ME.png"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finesthour 7,287 February 5, 2012 Author Share February 5, 2012 so I test Fizzydog saying "I almost fucking died." He responded once. THANKS FIZZY. WELL DONT TEST ME NEXT TIME. Jeez, I was too lazy to take the entire thing. I'm sorry, OKAY!?!?!?!? In all serious though, I was out eating and it's rude to text at the table o3o I want to talk with my bestfriend after I almost die and I get a single text back. I was like "Fucking damnit..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizz. 1,078 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 I want to talk with my bestfriend after I almost die and I get a single text back. I was like "Fucking damnit..." Not my fault I was busy eating. Ignore friends, acquire food http://alt="img-3411728-1-kQpW0ME.png"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toothless the Night Fury 260 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 See this kids? This is why you don't text while walking. Oh, and that Mexican gangsters are always bad people. And that trading your life for ponies is a-okay! But seriously... PONIES. And stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akemi Homura 7,680 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 Imagine if the gangstas were bronies too, LMAO!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strong Hooves 289 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 Wow............ just wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finesthour 7,287 February 5, 2012 Author Share February 5, 2012 (edited) Edited February 5, 2012 by Rose 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLARE 952 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 no offence but... You make America sound unsafe well, only at the gansta bit.. good thing you didn't die also Celestia is pink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezynell 2,037 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 Yeah I know. God, Alex is gonna be MAD at me. Does she know of your pony love? And if this is a normal day for you, then buy a gun... GAK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finesthour 7,287 February 5, 2012 Author Share February 5, 2012 Does she know of your pony love? And if this is a normal day for you, then buy a gun... I mean because I almost died like twice. And no, this is not a normal day xD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shankveld 4,949 February 5, 2012 Share February 5, 2012 Congratulations on telling Alex you loved her!! (: ~ The ponies look great, soo cute (: ! ~ Glad to hear you are ohkay though hopefully you'll be more careful next time (: ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finesthour 7,287 February 5, 2012 Author Share February 5, 2012 Congratulations on telling Alex you loved her!! (: ~ The ponies look great, soo cute (: ! ~ Glad to hear you are ohkay though hopefully you'll be more careful next time (: ~ Yes, yes I did. And now my dresser is filled with ponies c: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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