I am Lunar Fire 198 May 1, 2013 Share May 1, 2013 Quite a few people responded seriously to the question, and that is way more hilarious than the question itself. The only joking response has been selected as the best answer, that says a lot about the original about the original poster. Add that to the fact that his name is Jigglypuff Robs Banks and the obviousness is right in your face.REMEMBER TO ACCEPT THE POWERFUL CELESTIA AS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR! 2 Sig by Kyoshi ~ Request your own Member of the Pony Navel Revolution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
)O( Scarlet )O( 1,259 May 1, 2013 Share May 1, 2013 the only Catholics I have known have been seriously messed up. Example 1. One of my ex-girlfriend's mother is Catholic, now my ex-girlfriend told me that he mum got pregnant with her on her mother's wedding day to a guy that isn't her father. Tell me how is that not messed up! Example 2. My neighbor who's parents are Catholic is a total psychotic evil bitch! My wife and I used to let our daughter go over to play with her daughter, but every time, my daughter would come running home crying her eyes out because my neighbor's daughter is a evil, psychotic and manipulative bitch! So we stopped letting her, after about the third time of telling our neighbor' s daughter a white lie and saying that our daughter was grounded, she came over with her grandmother, fucking cornered my wife and so my wife couldn't do anything but tell the truth, ofcourse my wife did it in the most polite and calm way she could...now two minutes later, we have our neighbor at our front door going "YOU FUCKING FREAKS!!! IF I EVER SEE YOUR DAUGHTER I'LL FUCKING RUN HER OVER AND THEN I'LL CALL THE COPS!" at the top of her lungs, and since then every time she sees one of us she gives us extremely dark and dirty looks and shouts extremities at us. Now, after all this here's the third example: out neighbor's daughter once had a "friend" over, and all we heard was our neighbor's daughter screaming "THIS IS MY FUCKING PLACE! YOU WILL DO WHAT I FUCKING WANT TO DO! DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING DIE!! LAY DOWN AND FUCKING DIE ALREADY!" at the top of our lungs, now how can you not tell me that that is fucking messed up! Example 3: I've known Catholics who claim that is ok to be homosexual... WRONG! And what about all the sexual abuse/harrassment/pedophilia that goes inside of the Catholic church, and all the corruption... How is THAT NOT MESSED UP!!! I am sorry but I am only speaking from personal experience... Like I said in other posts, my intentions were not to offend, but if you chose to get offended by my thoughts/feelings/opinions, well then I can't help it... Once again, these are ONLY my thoughts/feelings/opinions on the matter... (Avatar art done by and Signature art done by @Guardian Braveheart (Aka my little brother), Avatar and Signature done by myself) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mint_Melody 91 May 1, 2013 Share May 1, 2013 All hail the equestrian overlords!!!! Wait what? Lol, first off lets say we're a cult, just for the hell of it let's speculate. So what? And actually I take that back because what she is describing is religion and that's how I'm going to respond to it. So what? Why does your child have to stay a catholic boy just because you believe it? It's one thing to teach children religion, it's another to try and force it on them and stupidly deny them access to embracing any other religions. That just screams close minded moron to me. Second, cults have rules and guidelines... I marched onto this site today, signed up and instantly became part of a community. The terms of service have nothing to do with MLP specifically. Meaning there is only one rule to being a brony which is liking MLP. Tons of people like Christianity and think it's interesting... that doesn't make them members. This person was probably trolling, but I still thought it was hilarious Keep up the good work stupid, close minded, overly religious fanatics, I love to laugh at you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderchild 875 May 2, 2013 Share May 2, 2013 Well, this is special. I guess they've exhausted every other avenue-they've said it's witchcraft, that it's turning our kids into body-hating narcissists and our adults into pedos-hell, why not make it a religion too? This guy is 100% trolling-it's a shame that we're getting so worn out by all the haters that we're starting to believe they are serious. Treat this crap with the contempt it deserves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moon 965 May 2, 2013 Share May 2, 2013 (edited) You can kill the prophet, but you can't kill the god. Your chance to warn the earth has come and gone. We are coming. From each world we devour, a new brony will rise and be made whole. Our network will grow and we will live forever. Is that colt enough for you? (get it? it was a pun) Edited May 2, 2013 by Conbon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PonyRocker95 106 May 2, 2013 Share May 2, 2013 The Person who wrote that Question is an idiot! XD The Brony fandom is not a cult! it's a FANDOM! There's a difference and you can tell all the people answering the question probably don't even know what a Brony is! But decided to answer anyways. I mean seriously? who would worship Tia and Luna? its a Cartoon! My RP OC's Alona: http://mlpforums.com...s/_/alona-r1797 Craie: http://mlpforums.com...s/_/craie-r1873 Berry Cream: http://mlpforums.com...rry-cream-r1874 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Circadian 1,273 May 2, 2013 Share May 2, 2013 We're not a cult? But I thought that Friendship was Witchcraft! Everything I thought I knew about this fandom is a complete and utter lie. You can kill the prophet, but you can't kill the god. Your chance to warn the earth has come and gone. We are coming. From each world we devour, a new brony will rise and be made whole. Our network will grow and we will live forever. Is that cult enough for you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fivefs 38 May 2, 2013 Share May 2, 2013 Guys can we please make a cult? I would really really love a cult to join, especially one that is about multicolored ponies without the need for pills or people who take my money. Come on we can do this! Lets make it happen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotDavid_ 62 May 2, 2013 Share May 2, 2013 We are a cult now? YAY! But wait, wasn't Bronyism a type of disability? Fox News said it was! God dammit people make up your mind! I am confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PonyRocker95 106 May 2, 2013 Share May 2, 2013 (edited) Guys can we please make a cult? I would really really love a cult to join, especially one that is about multicolored ponies without the need for pills or people who take my money. Come on we can do this! Lets make it happen! Please tell me your not being serious...-_-' WHY? WHY would you want to deliberately open up that nasty can of worms!? Our fandom get's enough heat from bozos and your seriously suggest we form a cult? Edited May 2, 2013 by PonyRocker88 My RP OC's Alona: http://mlpforums.com...s/_/alona-r1797 Craie: http://mlpforums.com...s/_/craie-r1873 Berry Cream: http://mlpforums.com...rry-cream-r1874 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moon 965 May 2, 2013 Share May 2, 2013 We are a cult now? YAY! But wait, wasn't Bronyism a type of disability? Fox News said it was! God dammit people make up your mind! I am confused. They said WHAT???????? Dear god are people stupid if they actually said that. I might have just lost faith in humanity again. What is this world coming to?(That's a rhetorical question btw) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygen 6,066 May 2, 2013 Share May 2, 2013 Not sure if he's being serious really, honestly who knows over the Internet. But mlp isn't a cult really, it's not like bronies worship mlp. Well Atleast not many, maybe a small small part does, but that's no reason to believe we all do or something. People will say weird things about stuff they know nothing about eh? Thanks to Gone Airbourne for the awesome sig! My Oc's, Ponysona, Bella Vocal Covers Blog, MLP Covers Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fivefs 38 May 2, 2013 Share May 2, 2013 Please tell me your not being serious...-_-' WHY? WHY would you want to deliberately open up that nasty can of worms!? Our fandom get's enough heat from bozos and your seriously suggest we form a cult? YEAH I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS!!! We can all meet in a big building and some of us can dress up like characters and we can bring our art and stuff we like and debate the show and there will be tables setup with nicknacs and FRUIT PUNCH! Then we can have the captured voice actors and writing staff answer awkward questions and say what we want in character and reveal the FUTURE of the show. It would be so much fun like a normal convention but afterward we slaughter the Jews, overthrow the world governments and light ourselves on fire TO BECOME ONE WITH THE SUN! CELESTIA BE PRAISED!!! Of course I'm serious can't you tell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Blithering Div 247 May 2, 2013 Share May 2, 2013 Good thing I made all of this Kool Aide! It's grape too. Ignore the fizzing though. That's only the alka seltzer I put in because I got some really bad heartburn and is in no way, shape or form a deadly neurotoxin. I can neither confirm nor deny myself being the cause of electrical related malfunctions. Anyways, you wouldn't happen to have a jar of replacement magic smoke would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Moon 965 May 2, 2013 Share May 2, 2013 (edited) We can all meet in a big building and some of us can dress up like characters and we can bring our art and stuff we like and debate the show and there will be tables setup with nicknacs and FRUIT PUNCH! Then we can have the captured voice actors and writing staff answer awkward questions and say what we want in character and reveal the FUTURE of the show. It would be so much fun like a normal convention but afterward we slaughter the Jews, overthrow the world governments and light ourselves on fire TO BECOME ONE WITH THE SUN! CELESTIA BE PRAISED!!! Of course I'm serious can't you tell? Bronys and Pegasiters of the forum, join us in the sun and we will live forever. Make us whole. Note: I'm not serious and neither is this guy. Please understand sarcasm. Really cool how one of my signature mottoes was applicable here. Edited May 2, 2013 by Conbon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazaarhead 4 May 2, 2013 Share May 2, 2013 It appears that us ponifans are the new Scientologists. L. Ron. Hubbard would be proud, as we've obviously managed to create a relatively small group of people having religious beliefs or practices regarded by others as strange or as imposing. (Insinuating of course, that Scientology is a tiny sect of people) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paleopony 701 September 21, 2021 Share September 21, 2021 I honestly haven't heard of a religious cult surrounding MLP. It's just a concept made up by haters and religious extremists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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