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[Delirium 208]

I DON'T HAVE A TOP HAT AND I'M POSTING! YOUR RULES MEAN NOTHING TO ME, FEAR MY WRATH! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *coughs* That hurt my throat

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[Delirium 208]

Mmm hmm. I see.

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You will get a top hat.

You will apologise.

You will commit ultra chaos.

Or you WILL DIE.

TAHP HATS ONLY, FELLAS!

IM REALLY SERIOUS NOW!

NOPE.

I WILL CAUSE CHAOS IN THIS THREAD BY POSTING WITHOUT A TOP HAT AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

CHAOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. THERE YOU GO! CHAOS HAS BEEN CAUSED! GOOD DAY SIR!

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[Delirium 208]

No! NO!

I will break your flower pots if you don't get a top hat right NOW!

MOONWALK, MUDDABUCKA!

 

 

*pulls out tommy gun and shoots pot plants*

A TOMMY GUN?! THAT'S IT?!

 

BEHOLD

*pulls out party cannon*

THE ULTIMATE WEAPON! NOTHING CAN BEAT ME WITH THIS ULTIMATE WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!

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[Delirium 208]

A party cannon?

Ooh, that's cute.

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RIVERDANCE IN HELL, PINKIE!

*fires liquid dubstep*

YOU SHALL SUCUMB TO MY GLORIOUS TOP HATS, OR PERISH IN THE BLAAAAZE!!!

NO! 

I.... SHALL... N-N-N-OT.... LOSE!

*gets blasted with dubstep*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*melts*

 

*game over*

*Retry? [No] Yes*

 

SCREW IT! I GIVE UP!

[Fluttershyfan94 5,742]

*Puts on a top hat* Let's make some chaos.. Picks up a flame thrower, prepare yourselfs starts burning trees mwu ha ha ha! Curls moustache.. BURN!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Fluttershyfan94 5,742]

*Curls moustache* Impressive to say the least, Mwu ha ha.. Although there is ony thing more powerfull then most powerfull things..

 

I'm of course talking about THE BASS CANNON!!

 

 

 

 

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[Aaramus 449]

This thread appears to be some manner of random (but strangely enjoyable) nonsense, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to the Forum Lounge section of Cloudsdale Colosseum. This is an automatically generated message, by the way.

[Nilkad_Naqadah 144]

*Gallops off* I shall return, donning a top hat! WITH MY FEDORA ON TOP OF IT, BECAUSE FEDORAS ARE MASTER RACE HATS, AND LET IT NOT BE FORGOTTEN!

 

*Gallops back wearing top hat with fedora on top* There we go.

 

Now then..  Indeed the bass cannon is quite powerful. 

 

But not so powerful... as... HUGS!

 

*hugs everypony here*

[Umbral Noir 1,556]

Is the league still in business? If so, count me in! Top hats, monocles and ponies for the win!

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[Discovery Dream 592]

I cannot respect a so-called gentlecolts league that does not include bow ties. BOW TIES ARE COOL, GUYS.

*dons a tuxedo and bow tie*

Tuxedos are sexy on everyone. Yes.

 

I'm totally a stallion by the way, hahahahahahaha, what would make you say otherwise?

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[Umbral Noir 1,556]

Are we forgetting the importance of moustaches in this club? Top Hat + Moustache + Tuxedo + Monocle = A Truly Gentlemanly Gentleman!

 

 

Perfection! Now, it's time to twirl moustaches, drink fine wine and discuss ponies!

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[stainesbrony 219]

Hmm, time to get the 'Herschel Layton' top hat, the monocle sunglasses, the handlebar moustache, the suit, the tea set, the other gentlemanly things, the bow tie and the fez inside the top hat.

Now, is there any vacancies here?

[Umbral Noir 1,556]

Did someone say Hershel Layton? The greatest, most gentlemanly gentleman there ever was? Huzzah!

[stainesbrony 219]

Yes, I know about him. He was a friend of Clark Triton and helped him save misthallery from that frightful Descolé who was disguised as (REDACTED FOR SPOILERS). Also, that Descolé is really ungentlemanly, trying to kill Layton, his (REDACTED FOR GIANT SPOILER). Anyway, I do find his solving of the case of the Miracle Mask a marvel, as well as the truth of Ambrosia, the Azran Legacies, the Golden Apple of St. Mysterie, the Pandora's box and the time machine incident. Huzzah to him! Also, under Layton's example, I think Luke, his apprentice, became quite the gentleman. Also, one last thing, are there vacancies in this league of gentlemanly gentlemen?

[Umbral Noir 1,556]

I think so! As long as you have a top hat on hand! Layton is my favourite video-game character! Nothing like a fine cup of tea and a riddle to show off true gentlemanly-ness!

[stainesbrony 219]

Talking about that, here's a puzzle for you!

 

Three boys are admiring a toy car on sale for 12 pounds.

 

Jeff: "If Pete and I pooled our allowances, we could buy this car together in two weeks!"

 

Sam: "Well, Pete and I could buy it in three weeks..."

 

Pete: "It would take you guys six weeks to save up enough."

 

All allowances are received weekly. How much is Sam's allowance?

 

Hint: This is Puzzle 087 of Professor Layton and the Lost/Unwound future. The puzzle is called "Sam's Allowance"

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[Umbral Noir 1,556]

I solved every puzzle in that game first try, as a true gentleman should! Give me a few minutes while I make a cup of tea and I shall have it answered like that!

 

Edit: Sam doesn't have an allowance! Pete has the greatest allowance of £4 and Jeff has an allowance of £2, but Sam has an allowance of £0! "Another puzzle solved!" Takes a sip of tea.

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