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[The Recherche 29,968]

Sure, but he had better not make me tap my feet because I've been waiting for too long! 

[Cwanky 17,598]

Would you like some beet?

[The Recherche 29,968]

Nah, I have a beef with that food! 

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

I'll raise a pint of beer to that 🍺

[cuteycindyhoney 13,308]

1 hour ago, Dawnchaser said:

I'll raise a pint of beer to that 🍺

Be careful, the beer might attract a BEAR!

(They're big drinkers, bears.)

Edited May 28, 2018 by cuteycindyhoney

[The Recherche 29,968]

Yeah, they'll kick your rear when they get drunk! 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,308]

3 minutes ago, The Recherche said:

Yeah, they'll kick your rear when they get drunk! 

Maybe you can lure them off with a PEAR!

[The Recherche 29,968]

Yeah, sure. The bear population is at its peak here, so I'll take what I can get! 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,308]

The only thing that will contain a beer crazed bear it a TEAK wood trunk!

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

I can’t wait to get some Teal paint for something I’m not working on.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,231]

Pale

[Nightfall Thunder 1,937]

The strange tale of Recherche and bears

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

Theres a storm coming, brace yourselves for a gale.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,231]

If your a dead pirate? Would you tell a Tale?

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

No, no, no it's "pilot" not "pirate".

Tail? My aeroplane has one.

Anyway, pilot, pirate or just men

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Sorry, I was up late and ended up oversleeping ^^;

 

[Nightfall Thunder 1,937]

It must have been FATE for you to oversleep

[The Recherche 29,968]

At this rate, he'll be in hibernation! 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

This game has me dead to rite... singular XD

 

[Nightfall Thunder 1,937]

I am going to go fly a KITE (For the record, I have no idea what you just said, Gobo) 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I'll have to check with Kate... but I thought it was clear I was joking the phrase 'dead to rites'

o3o

 

[Cwanky 17,598]

Anyone up for some

?

Edited May 28, 2018 by Cwanky

[Nightfall Thunder 1,937]

Ah, that sure did fix the missing part of my knowledge. (To be fair, I'd never heard that phrase before - Maybe it's more of an American thing?)

Edited May 28, 2018 by Nightfall Thunder

[cuteycindyhoney 13,308]

I'll drink to your health, but beer is too TART for me.

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

The beer was alright but it made me fart something chronic. 

 

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The expression "dead to rights" seems to be more of an Americanism. 

Although, a familiar expression in the UK, I think we might use "bang to rights".

With both expressions meaning the same thing and used in the same context .