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[Appetite4Democracy 452]

And tetrahedron is their word for sphere

[Dsanders 5,747]

And there were no stars in this universe.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

The universe is so cold, it is hardly habited by life that can handle extreme cold in the least cold planets, which are still really cold, and is also edited by the Flying Spaghetti Monster to not need stars anyway.

Edited June 30, 2013 by ÷Zero

[Dsanders 5,747]

This life consisted of ponies. 

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

And some other life forms that are in other planets, but all of their civilizations are super young to know there are life in other planets.

[Appetite4Democracy 452]

Since there were no stars, planets constantly crashed into each other, killing all life.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster then starts to randomly spam stars, and wherever his noodles point to, a star appears, whether or not they will be placed on another star or placed on planets.

[Dsanders 5,747]

Meanwhile in another universe, Pinkie Pie was licking peanut butter off of Rainbow Dash's face.

 

Edited July 1, 2013 by Dsanders17

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Then, I pause to tell you that that the Universe is commonly defined as the totality of existence.

[Dsanders 5,747]

Then I pause and refrain what I said to be more specific: in another Multi-Universe/Dimension/Reality.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Then a star randomly forms near the planet farthest from the star of the planetary system where Equestria is.

Edited July 1, 2013 by ÷Zero

[Dsanders 5,747]

And then Celestia and Luna were born, again.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

But Luna was evil and Celestia was good.

[Dsanders 5,747]

They fought against each other.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

The concept of Lunar Republic vs Solar Empire existed, and they always competed for land.

[Dsanders 5,747]

However, Luna was winning.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

But then Twilight Sparkle was born as not good or evil, but neutral.

[Dsanders 5,747]

By the time she had grown old enough, she too, joined in the fight.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

She made her own faction, in which she had both good and evil ideals.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

But then Derpy and her legion of Muffin Mercenaries appear and destroy all three factions..

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Getting lots of money, the mercenaries are swimming in money while there is anarchy in Equestria from a lack of government and lack of funding for police.

Edited July 1, 2013 by ÷Zero

[Appetite4Democracy 452]

The mercenaries killed everyone, then committed suicide.

[DarligPegasi 315]

Blue Barry Mufinista, he always wanted to be a star and now that everyone was dead he had his chance.

[Appetite4Democracy 452]

He learned to play 5 instruments and sing at the same time, and he became a one-man Megadeth cover band.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

But then the mercenary turned out to be able to reproduce asexually, and a thousand years later, the world is still repopulating.