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However, the Military showed up, and contrary to popular believe, killed all of the zombies with ease.

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The fallen zombie ponies become puddles of chocolate pudding with gummy eyeballs floating in it.

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Trevor was disturbed, but managed to evade the military for his past crimes, all the while a new dark force planned to take over poland.

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Trevor tripped over a wild electrode causing it to use explosion.

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causing WW3

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World war 3 ends abruptly after peter farts into a megaphone.

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Sterilizing everyone in New England and leaving Brad Pitt with the horrible prospect of procreating with obese Southern women.

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Then out of nowhere Canada invaded the United States, and aimed to take over all of the Americas.

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The Canadians, led by Studio B, slaughtered all the democrats and republicans, conquering America, turning it into a new province and installing the first ever functional political system in U.S. history, with Geddy Lee as President/ Prime Minister.

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And then a guy fell off of Niagara falls, somehow starting WW4.

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Which the United States of Canada won by giving everyone a free Luna plushie.

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The Luna plushies are really famous lyra plushies in disguise.

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And now everyone was happy, until The United State of Canada accidentally dropped a new type of atomic bomb, the Mushroom bomb, which blow off a fourth of the world, and kills pretty much everyone, while the survivors mutate.

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They mutate into werewolves (not the werewolves from Twilight or Harry Potter but more like the ones from, Van Helsing and Vampire: The Masquerade).

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Then evil aliens made of silver invade.

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But melted due to humans inventing the lava gun

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but the lava gun was broken so they replaced it with a dubstep gun

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When suddenly, everything was fixed, except Canada still controlled the United States.

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Then a concealed individual built a super laser cannon of doom.

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But then the clumsy assistant accidentally fired it.

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Then the earth exploded and everyone died, the end.

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So God created another one

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And that god was the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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But then Pinkie ate him.

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Realizing he had meat inside him though she vomited bit of him up, before dying of food poisoning.