Away 2,077 May 22, 2013 Share May 22, 2013 (edited) Guys, guys! I just thought of this crazy idea. What if, by some chance, we're the ones in a show and THEY are watching US?! All the lessons they teach at the end of each episode are just a way to control us. Nightmare Moon, Discord, the changlings... it was all just an act. I think Pinkie breaking the 4th wall is actually her trying to exploit them. She's trying to warn us. What do you guys think? Edited June 5, 2013 by LatinoChurro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainblow H. Ash 5,091 May 22, 2013 Share May 22, 2013 Yes, it's all a conspiracy, and it's all about control. The Royal Guards, who are all Blank Flanks in reality, are guarding the ponies in the show just in case we ever find out about this heinous plot. Not to mention that Twilight is being turned into a Princess. Does anypony here know what she's supposed to be ruling over? No? Well you actually do... She's going to be our Princess. That's right, we get to watch as the new ruler and overlord of the planet Earth is crafted in front of us, and we laugh and play along because we think it's all a show. But Twilight will come into our world when she's ready, and she will be our new Queen, our new Princess, our new ruler. It's only a matter of time now. So switch off your television, stop watching episodes, for they're all portals into our world that the ponies can use to come through! Heed Pinkie's warnings before it's too late! 3 #bringbackmerriwetherwillaims Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duidamasterXD 9,627 May 22, 2013 Share May 22, 2013 This thread appears to be some manner of random (but strangely enjoyable) nonsense, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to the Forum Lounge section of Cloudsdale Colosseum. This is an automatically generated message, by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainblow H. Ash 5,091 May 22, 2013 Share May 22, 2013 See, the conspiracy thickens. DashForever is obviously in league with the ponies and has moved this topic into another area for containment so that the truth does not spread. But we see the truth! Don't worry, I have started construction on a secret underground bunker for us to hide in when Princess Sparkle does eventually come to rule our world. That is, if she ever stops getting tested by Celestia... *Takes a puff on pipe* Let's hope that day never comes. 1 #bringbackmerriwetherwillaims Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Away 2,077 May 22, 2013 Author Share May 22, 2013 Yes and the reason why they get us to become so attached to these characters is so that we will just readily accept them when they finally come to our world and reveal there plans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin ZW 396 May 22, 2013 Share May 22, 2013 I lold A Whovian Administrator of Zelda Wiki who loves Rainbow Dash and all her antics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainblow H. Ash 5,091 May 22, 2013 Share May 22, 2013 Ah, so you laugh at the truth. That's fine if you find it all amusing, but I hope you will stand by my side and resist the coming of the ponies when that day does come. If not... then I hope your shackles weigh on your wrists lightly, and that the thought of you being a fellow Earthling fades from my memory. *Steps inside of bunker* 1 #bringbackmerriwetherwillaims Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Away 2,077 May 22, 2013 Author Share May 22, 2013 Save your breath Rainblow Hash, it's no use trying to convince this one. He's been brainwashed past the point of reasoning like so many other people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stainesbrony 219 May 22, 2013 Share May 22, 2013 Hmm... I need to remove my fingerprints, then send a lot of angry letters to the prime minister to get him to make those bunkers! And to leave Afghanistan alone! STOP READING THIS SIGNATURE! THIS IS AN ONLINE FORUM, NOT A LIBRARY! My main OC is Rick. Link to my main OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/rick-r3145My Unicorn OC is Mind's Eye. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/minds-eye-r3273I also have an alicorn pegacorn OC, Fred. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/fred-r3298 Also, the arbitrary Earth Pony OC, Marshall. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/marshall-r3314 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporeon 1,168 May 22, 2013 Share May 22, 2013 Twilight is best one world dictator. 2 Eeveelutions: @Vaporeon: N-Harmonia : Ampharos @Flareon: Descant/Bard @Espeon: Locked @Umbreon: Lhee @Leafeon: Firebolt @Glaceon: Mal @Sylveon: Don'tDropThatDedenne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverhoof 2,844 May 23, 2013 Share May 23, 2013 The show IS a nefarious Lauren Faust plot. All the world will be turned into ponies. we will just be the first. UNICORN FAN CLUB: http://mlpforums.com/topic/113426-unicorns-are-the-best-ponies-fan-club/ NEW SILVERHOOF http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/new-silverhoof-r4429 Equestrian Physiology 101: http://mlpforums.com...physiology-101/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainblow H. Ash 5,091 May 23, 2013 Share May 23, 2013 Sweet Golden Locks of Rapunzel... It seems that more folks accepting their new pony overlords have come, begging to be released from their human bodies and placed into pony ones. But you see, that's just it; that's not a part of their plan at all. They want to rule over us humans and make us do their bidding, they would never allow us to become ponies. Perhaps they will turn a few Bronies into ponies to get their hopes up, and then tell the rest of us that if we work hard enough for our new slave masters, then maybe, just maybe, we'll get to become ponies too. Will I listen to them? Neigh, I will buck the trend and I will fight them to the end. The ponies have oppresed other races in the past, such as mules, Griffons, and Changelings, but I will not be the next to be oppressed! Viva la Revolution! 2 #bringbackmerriwetherwillaims Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 May 23, 2013 Share May 23, 2013 Neurotic, are we? *Leans back in a chair* There's nothing happening here, citizens. Do not be alarmed. These invaders only seek peace with us humans. I suggest we stop worrying and watch more ponies. Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainblow H. Ash 5,091 May 23, 2013 Share May 23, 2013 *Sighs and lowers pipe* I feared that this day would come... when even Muffin Thief falls for the promises that these ponies make. But they are lies, I tell you, lies! Who do you want to belief: the ponies that you hold so dear to your heart, or a raving mad lunatic with a pipe? ... Don't answer that. But if you will not listen to me, listen to Pinkie Pie; although a pony herself, she does not wish for us to become the next slaves to the pony overlords, and she has been trying to communicate with us over the forth wall. But time is running out, and she is only one pony; we must resist them when they come, and resist them we shall. Why do you think they're making Equestria Girls? It's to normalize the idea of ponies coming into the human world to us, so that we are more accepting when they come with their whips, chains, and torture devices and attempt to enslave us! 2 #bringbackmerriwetherwillaims Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Away 2,077 May 23, 2013 Author Share May 23, 2013 Pinkie Pie will lead humankind to victory. With her leading us into battle, we will survive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half-Note 273 May 23, 2013 Share May 23, 2013 Pinkie isn't the only one in her Splinter group. Derpy Hooves, whose change of voice was actually a double while Celestia tortures the real Derpy. We also have an agent by the name of Discord in their ranks. And of course let us not bring up stories of private Sombra, who died early in his career. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainblow H. Ash 5,091 May 23, 2013 Share May 23, 2013 Ah yes, poor Sombra, who tried to reverse the trend by enslaving the ponies who sought to enslave all other races. Unfortunately, he was cut down twice, which is unfortunate. If only he had tried to contact us sooner, he may have survived and we could've regrouped... As for our other agents, it would not be wise to discuss them here... after all, there are agents of Celestia among us. *Stares at DashForever and Muffin Thief* For all we know, they could have connections to Celestia through the television portals, and could be relaying our plans now. Part of me wants them to know that we won't go down without a fight, but I fear that our numbers are too little to oppose them now, and most of the human world is not aware of the coming age of darkness thanks to these ponies... 2 #bringbackmerriwetherwillaims Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 May 23, 2013 Share May 23, 2013 Nothing is going on. You're all crazy. Nothing is going on. *Innocently whistles* Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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