The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[uptill5am 36]

(puts on bear suit)

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

 

You're giving me bad vibes still! I'm going to crawl back into my E.S. and not come out until you leave. 

[Overdrive 5,366]

This guy looks a'ight. Don't see why we couldn't just hang?

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

 

Excuse me?! You think I'm a guy? Oh, now it's on. I'm not screwed. It is YOU who is screwed!

[Overdrive 5,366]

For the record, I use guy as a general term for both sexes.

[Cwanky 17,602]

I just wanna say hi.

[Overdrive 5,366]

That's what they all say. *cocks 12 gauge*

[Sekel 696]

Oh really? *readies scythe* Bring it on!!

[Overdrive 5,366]

Yeah, I'm screwed.

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Pretty pony.

 

2/10 not screwed.

[Overdrive 5,366]

I'm not taking any chances *grabs bottle of chloroform*

[uptill5am 36]

poofs up everything proof shield 

[Overdrive 5,366]

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

You seem to pose no threat at this current time.

[Pinkamena Dianne Pie 465]

Alcohol? Let's play the King's Game!

[Sekel 696]

Nope. Not doing that.

Edited September 1, 2014 by Dji

[Overdrive 5,366]

*begins sign of cross, starts singing 'Stairway to Heaven'"

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

your no threat to me Pegasi don't even try it 

[Wolf General Alpha 636]

I have noticed that everyone and everything have been trying to kill me all of a sudden.....

What have I done to deserve this? 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Subject is armed. Subject is out to kill me. I am unarmed. Guess how this is going to go. *Runs and hides.*

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

Don't worry your a Clone I love Clone Troopers so I won't kill you now run back to your squad before somepony else does kill you

 

god dammit 42 you maybe the meaning of life but I'm not alive so you can't do jack against me

Edited September 1, 2014 by Snowflake Frostflame

[Just some guy 1,070]

She's crying,but she has an eyepatch...

 

HARR,YE BE ONE CLEVER PIRATE TRYIN' TO FOOL ME,YE SCALLYWAG.YE CAN NEVER GIT M -- Shit,wait,it's a goddamned pirate.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Oh, you thought I was a Clone Trooper? Nope! You have just fallen victim to one of my ninjas! In 5 seconds, your body will realize it has already been cut by my dagger and you will drop dead.

 

Edit: AHH! My ninja was just ninja'd! *Dies.*

Edited September 1, 2014 by FortyTwo42

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

I'm already dead 

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I am too. Does this mean your ghost is trying to kill my ghost? Can you do that? Can you die twice?