The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[Hastur 505]

A am not Ceilin' Cat...I am the Narrator, one without origin, for he was there since the origin itself...

 

((My hands are getting shaky, so there may be errors*

[Overdrive 5,366]

Doesn't matter who I kill. The story still changes.

[Hastur 505]

*looks to the city to see Basement Cat Killing Ponies* ....why would you kill that of your own kind?

[ShadowPirateX 600]

You don't seem to pose any danger.

[Overdrive 5,366]

Just kill me now

[Hastur 505]

*gives you 100 extra years to live*

[uptill5am 36]

cookie?

[Overdrive 5,366]

Yeah, I have an idea where that came from. No thanks.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

still no threat here

[Overdrive 5,366]

Well, I could pull out a proton pack, but I think I'll just let you be.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Please, do not attempt to fight me. I do not wish to cause harm, and you will surely be destroyed should you try to engage my weapons systems.

[Overdrive 5,366]

I think this one's a keeper...

[Blue Moon 6,341]

I think I'll be just fine.

[Overdrive 5,366]

Conflict of interest

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

You don't look that tough. But,I'm a wimp,so I'd probably be dead.

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

I foresee no difficulty. 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I don't think she's hostile.

[Literally Snails 2,307]

They're too distracted with shipping. I can get away easily.

[Overdrive 5,366]

*facehoof* You gotta be kidding me.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Doesn't look like a threat. Although,I could be wrong.

[Overdrive 5,366]

*hands pot brownies, goes on about business*

[Hopes and Memes 391]

I am gonna be fine

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

I will also be fine. Your disposition does not indicate a penchant for violence.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'm fine.

[Hopes and Memes 391]

Yep, I am quite fine. Just a question though,

 

Are you a wizard? I will honestly just ask everyone this question till they die. That is how I kill you.

Edited September 3, 2014 by The Epic Rarity