The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[reader8363 1,281]

hm, I am not screwed at all.

[Moonlit_Night 223]

maybe about 25%

[Akari of Duskshire 581]

Lawyer:  As the executor of Ms. Akari's estate, I have been empowered to read Ms. Akari's last will and testament.

 

[Xeltor23 704]

I don't think so.

[Yoshikupo 302]

you can go throw my clones like butter...freaking dragon ball

[Akari of Duskshire 581]

Hm...

 

I could probably stand a chance.

[reader8363 1,281]

hm, I guess i am not screwed

[Yoshikupo 302]

Clones with giant strength and rocks, I think I win against a horror monster

[cmthuggin21 177]

Ha, Die? I don't ever die!

Not against me, you are not strong enough, Just look at my face and watch what happens

psst. I'm SCP 096

Edited August 20, 2015 by ContraMaster

[reader8363 1,281]

well, a few cuts and bruises, but not screwed at all

[cmthuggin21 177]

Nope.

 

And it would not just scratch you, tear you apart.

when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress. SCP-096 will cover its face with its hands and begin screaming, crying, and babbling incoherently. Approximately one (1) to two (2) minutes after the first viewing, SCP-096 will begin running to the person who viewed its face.
Documented speeds have varied from thirty-five (35) km/h to ███ 
Due to the possibility of a mass chain reaction, including breach of Foundation secrecy and large civilian loss of life, retrieval of subject should be considered Alpha priority.

Capt. █████████: [Pauses] Yeah, yeah. It started screaming at us, and crying. Not animal roaring though, sounded exactly like a person. Really fucking creepy. [Pauses again] We started firing when it picked up Corporal ██ and ripped off his leg. God, he was screaming for our help… fuckin 'A… anyway, we were blowing chunks out of the target, round after round. Didn't do jackshit. I almost lost it when it started [DATA EXPUNGED] him.

Dr. ███: That's when you ordered the use of an [Papers are heard moving] AT-4 HEDT launcher?

Capt. █████████: An anti-tank gun. Started carrying it ever since SCP-███ got loose. I've seen those tear through tanks like tissue paper. Did the same thing to the target.

Dr. ███: There was significant damage to SCP-096?

Capt. █████████: It didn't even fucking flinch. It kept tearing apart my squad, but with half of its torso gone. [He draws a large half-circle across his torso]

Dr. ███: But it was taking damage?

Capt. █████████: If it was, it wasn't showing it. It must have lost all its organs, all its blood, but it didn't acknowledge any of it. Its bone structure wasn't hurt at all, though. It kept tearing my squad apart.

Dr. ███: So no actual structural damage. How many rounds would you say were fired at SCP-096?
 

Capt. █████████: At the least? A thousand. Our door gunner kept his GAU-19 on it for at least twenty seconds. Twenty fucking seconds. That's six hundred .50 caliber rounds pumped into the thing. Might as well been spitting at it.

Edited August 26, 2015 by ContraMaster

[Kiri 7,288]

Given the above information, I think I'd be pretty screwed...

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

I'll probably get flinged around a bit by telekinesis and suffer whatever other spells she has - pretty screwed.

[cmthuggin21 177]

Screwed meter OVER 9000

[Kiri 7,288]

Princess of the night? Heh. *writes will*

[reader8363 1,281]

I'm going to survive this encounter

[Boyevyye De 244]

I can beat up weird shadow pony.

[Grim Mortis 106]

hellos asuka. Didn't you die when the angels ate you and your eva?

[Mars Orbit 729]

Not at all screed.

[reader8363 1,281]

I'm going to say 101% positive i'm going to survive

[Xeltor23 704]

Let's how hard a horse can kick

[Mars Orbit 729]

OH F*CK!!! I'M F*CKED!!

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

Um,not screwed

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I am totally screwed.

 

(tries to look all fierce at the pony below. Grrrr.)

[reader8363 1,281]

(smiles) good try, but I'm going to survive