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Mock the Illuminati at your own risk.

 

For my efforts, I have been awarded New Zealand. Sign up now, and when we overthrow the world: you too will get a piece of real estate (and the people therein to boss around).

 

Once you pass Illuminati Minion 101, you will get your own fleet of Black Helicopters to use and abuse as you will.

My little fleet: post-1029-0-35557700-1370096621.jpg

 

This what happened to the last guy who mocked one of my posts:

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Now you will be asked to perform Illuminati business. That part I cannot tell you about or I'll have to disappear most of the readers. Let me say this, It fun and you get to blow stuff up!

 

As for signing up...its easy. Unbeknownst to the admin/mods here, MLP forums has built in mind reading/control software. We will know who is interested. we'll contact you.

 

Mock us not. The Illuminati is everywhere  Even three of the Ponies are Illuminati members. If you want I'll even release their names because you can do nothing to stop us!

 

Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha! <-- all prospective members need to work on a good evil laugh, its how we close all our meetings.

 

Oh, and for current members...sig le molatov ala Zoop de loo. Dinosaurid deyo deyo deyo.

Fear the Illuminati!  cause like we're scary and stuff.

 

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Illuminati*

 

How we think the illuminati's hideout place looks like.

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How it actually is

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Very good. Fear the Illuminati. Those pics earn you a brohoof now. 10 more and you can be an honorary man in black.

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I get to be Johnny Cash? Edited by Mayor Callisto
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Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something?

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I'll tell you what... you explain to me what exactly makes the Illuminati what they are and what they really do and i'll believe you.... If you refuse to tell me, you can request in PM that I explain. But if you really have no fear because you believe yourself to be that powerful then why even do what your talking about in secret? Not only that, I'll even go so far as to say it's you that live in fear. I have no quarrel with you but coming on to a public forum and making such statements loses something for me. 

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For I have saved your soul in the heavens, and now save it on the ground. - TwilighCelunaCircuits

 

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So I get to be Will Smith?

 

 

I get to be Johnny Cash?

 

 

I'll tell you what... you explain to me what exactly makes the Illuminati what they are and what they really do and i'll believe you.... If you refuse to tell me, you can request in PM that I explain. But if you really have no fear because you believe yourself to be that powerful then why even do what your talking about in secret? Not only that, I'll even go so far as to say it's you that live in fear. I have no quarrel with you but coming on to a public forum and making such statements loses something for me.

What you dare mock the Illuminati? Doom cometh for thee!

Unleash the Kraken! (and don't look behind you...

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What you dare mock the Illuminati? Doom cometh for thee!

Unleash the Kraken! (and don't look behind you...

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That's your answer? Frankly I'm disappointed. I would have at LEAST expected you to come up with something even if it was their own public information. Is your obsession with power that great that you can't even provide the simplest of answers? Maybe I should have lightning strike more then just the Vatican...


For I have saved your soul in the heavens, and now save it on the ground. - TwilighCelunaCircuits

 

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Ghey.

What?!! More mockery? Death by LOLCat!

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Don't make me pull out the Luna Kitten. I will. So help me, I'll pull this car right around and go straight home!

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Oh Noes! More mockery. Thats it! Death by Luna Kitty! you're ALL in trouble now!

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No matter how sorry you feel, Luna kitty has no mercy.

 

Dealing with ponies should have taught you...

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No fear of the kittehs? You have not felt the fierce power of the cute, But No matter, I have seen where this thread is headed and those who mock must be destroyed.

 

For you who fears no kitteh, I send a squad of Geeks with BFGs! Soon thou shalt know to fear the mighty hand of the Illuminati!

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Wat iz dis itanimulli anyway?


STOP READING THIS SIGNATURE! THIS IS AN ONLINE FORUM, NOT A LIBRARY!

 

My main OC is Rick. Link to my main OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/rick-r3145My Unicorn OC is Mind's Eye. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/minds-eye-r3273I also have an alicorn pegacorn OC, Fred. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/fred-r3298

Also, the arbitrary Earth Pony OC, Marshall. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/marshall-r3314

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