Kill the user above you in random way

[A Black Circle 1,586]

Your half-sister beats you unconscious with an encyclopedia and shoves a pipe into your head, killing you.

[Melody Word 237]

That's my job... oh well,I know plenty of other ways to kill somepony! Gives you a scarf that strangled you to death. Then beats you with a umbrella full of cheese. don't question me, or I kill you next.

[A Black Circle 1,586]

You forgot to pay your taxes, so Morgan Freeman cracks your skull open with a bicycle.

[Melody Word 237]

I tie you up with Christmas lights, and sell you as a Christmas tree. Trees don't eat, so you didn't get feed, and you died.

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

I feed you many blueberry muffins laced with rat poison.

[Melody Word 237]

I kill you with a rubber snake.

[Mr. Mustang 647]

Divide by Zero then hide the calculator in your room.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

throws a stick at your plane causing it to get struck by lightning some how

[Your Nightly Spectre 1,061]

Well, I would probably poison a taco and give it to him.

[Melody Word 237]

A CABBAGE MURDERS YOU!!!!!

[Mr. Mustang 647]

I go through the Multiverse and gather an army of Derpy's.

[GrauWitz 1,010]

Make you say the word "freedom" in North Korea

[Melody Word 237]

Discord traps you in a balloon cage, and you float into space and die.

[Night Visions 624]

Death by Bananas!!

 

I shove bananas down your throat, causing you to choke to death. I also licked them seductively before shoving them down your throat.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Waterboarding using boiling water then liquid nitrogen.

[Melody Word 237]

A do you off a cliff, you land in a pot of gummy work candy, then the candy worms eat you.

[Night Visions 624]

Death by Circles!

 

 

Nuff said

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

Gamer_Celestia whoops your ass in Halo... or some other 1st person shooter.

[A Black Circle 1,586]

You are in a McDonalds when the building collapses, killing you.

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

^ I've had fears of that while working at a McDonald's.

 

A phoenix comes by and sneezes on you, causing an epic fire-y explosion.

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

^hangs with boneless

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

Discovers that you can eat too much cake.

[Braeburn - Gay Horse 37]

^loses on Jeopardy! and then hangs self

[Night Visions 624]

Death by...

 

 

Derpy Hooves!!!!!!

 

Enough Said.

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

Derpy bakes you into a pie, tops you off with whipped cream, then attempts to throw you at Rainbow Dash, missing her and hitting Princess Twilight instead.

 

^loses on Jeopardy! and then hangs self

 

...I'm not even kidding about this; I've had nightmares like that.