Kill the user above you in random way

[Melody Word 237]

I offered you to take an internship at my job, and you said yes. Turns out, I work at the rainbow factory, and your not there for a job, you were turned into a rainbow.

[CheeryFox 23,821]

You will eat my cupcakes till you explode! 

[Mr. Mustang 647]

I offered you to take an internship at my job, and you said yes. Turns out, I work at the rainbow factory, and your not there for a job, you were turned into a rainbow.

 

Does that process even work for non ponies?

 

 

I use the awesome power of shenanigans to destroy you.

[Melody Word 237]

Does that process even work for non ponies?

 

 

I use the awesome power of shenanigans to destroy you.

No, but it's ok, we had a unicorn turn you into a pony, so it still worked.

 

Also, you might want to look up. *piano falls on your head.* Derpy: Sorry! Melody: Its ok, I was gonna set this raccoon with rabies on him, but this works. Derpy: .... *Melody walls away*

[A Black Circle 1,586]

With a penny...

 

 

...dropped from the Empire State Building

 

Mythbusters disproved it LOL

 

Melody Word is playing Smash Brothers 3DS in a field of tulips when a helicopter crashes and the propeller blades decapitate her.

[Melody Word 237]

Oh silly, don't you know better than to try and kill me?

I summon an army made up of the elements of insanity, the mane six discoreded, bat ponys, and changlings. After several years, then battle has been won by my team. However, you remain alive. You summon all your surviving warriors, and place them outside a tower where you are hiding in, determined to stay alive and win. My forces quickly dispose of your army, and set up several sharp spikes outside your window. I climb the tower, and we fight to the death. During this fight, you stop to tie your shoe, and I throw a muffin at you. You fall through the window, land on the spikes, and die.

 

(I could have made it more impressive, but I have to kill you in a random way, so yeah)

Edited October 13, 2014 by Melody Word

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

who is next to die  :okiedokielokie:

 

*looks at next user*

 

I cannot kill you, your sooo cute 

[Melody Word 237]

*blushes* thank you. *stabs the next person to comment with a bunny.*

[A Black Circle 1,586]

You were at a fancy restaurant, and you disliked it. Instead of leaving a tip, you asked for a refund. You are given a complimentary desert instead, but, it was poisoned.

 

Enjoy your meal.

 

Scum.

[Melody Word 237]

Sadly for you, you were with me at this dinner, and I threw the dessert at your face. You suffocate, and die. Then I get a normal piece of cake.

[A Black Circle 1,586]

I blocked it with my tray, but alas, you had inhaled the poison anyway.

[Miss.RariDash 44]

Throws you in the oven and bakes you alive as I send a nuke flying in your direction. DEATH TO RARITY!!!!

 

Angel bunny kills you

Edited October 14, 2014 by Miss.RariDash

[A Black Circle 1,586]

You choke to death on a whistle.

[FancyHorse 1,209]

Suddenly, Pineapples.

 

Death. No question asked.

Maybe just one...

[Melody Word 237]

The pineapple betrayed you, and killed you to take over the world.

[A Black Circle 1,586]

You are traveling to Mexico because you are a professional racer,

 

but you get food poisoning because RATS.

[Melody Word 237]

Sadly for you, I became a ghost, and became friends with the rats that killed me. I gathered them into an army, and we stabbed you to death with balloon swords.

[Mr. Mustang 647]

My contacts at GDI loaned me this...

 

 

I'm sure Celestia and Luna wouldn't mind that I just used an Ion Cannon Superweapon.

Even if you're dead, you're dead again.

 

 

[A Black Circle 1,586]

Shoemaker uses Sunny Daze!

 

That kills you!

[Night Visions 624]

Butchershy breaks out of her Asylum Cell and breaks into your house, looms over your bed as you sleep, strangles you to death, kills you again with a hatchet, and kills you a THIRD time with Angel Bunny.

 

Triple kill. Works every time.

[Solar prince 40]

I kill you with the moon XD

[Night Visions 624]

Death by ponies!!!!!

 

I also hire those of the elements of insanity to hunt you down. They are all in my asylum. MY WORLD

[Solar prince 40]

Sadly for you I am the elements of insanity because they ditched there old body's and because they were fused to long they withered away and I turned you into a skeleton coatrack.

[A Black Circle 1,586]

I kill you with cuteness.

[Mr. Mustang 647]

I force you to walk to Mordor.