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The fact that you were actually trying to convince me to join a Proggy band means that you weren't gonna go anywhere with this from the start.

 

What genre do you want to play then?

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Some really dark and angry sounding Experimental band that doesn't have any of that lame tech death solo crap anywhere

Fine, we'll start a really weird Avent-garde band.

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Band name: "Soundgarden and 4 other loosers nobody really gives two shit about because they still live in their moms basement despite graduating from high school over a decade ago"

 

Literally hits way too close to home.

 

The producer who's only purpose is to convince the band to incorporate elements from obscure and unknown genres, turning the band into the most experimental clusterfuck known to mankind: (he got a sense for these kind of stuff)

 

ADD MORE GREGORIAN CHANTS!! AND BLASTBEATS WE NEED MORE OF THOSE!! WHY AREN'T THESE SONGS AT LEAST 15 MINUTES LONG??? 

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Eh? Nandatte?

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Band Name: Alternate CurrentϟDirect Current

 

Vocals: ~Alaskan Changeling~

Lead Guitar: Wedge Antilles

Drums: Zoop (can pass for Chris Slade... sorry Phil!)

Bass Guitar: Anonymous~

Rhythm Guitar: GoneϟAirbourne

 

Manager: Who needs a manager when you're band has been around since the 70's?

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  • 2 years later...

Band Name: Nekromaniakodepressivanxiousanity's Words Of Ultra Mega Pain Forged In The Deepest Volcano That Humanity Decided To Ban Because It Promoted Violent Content To The Eyes Of Bob, Our Master, Christ And True Only Friend, Isn't That Right Mate, lol

 

Vocals, Guitars, Drums, Bass, Keyboards, Industrial elements, soundscape editor, lead programmer & designer, art director, orchestral arrangements, Chugging mechanics, Plumber, Lead translator, President of sound, Memes incorporation, Pony Shaver, Suicide Bomber, Avant-garde from Heaven and sole Manager & producer & promoter in marketing : George The Plumber AKA Steven The Seventh Emperor Of Northern Darkness From The Deepest Hell Located In Necropolis, Equestria and Quebec

 

Genre (Geez it's hard to classify my band, even I can't do it!): well here goes... *clears throat* Avant-Garde/Industrial/Progressive/Thrash/Death/Black/Power/Epic/Memetastic/Hardcore/Punk/Kid friendly/Trip Hop/Disonnantasallheck/Dark/Soundscaped/Electronica/Speed/Heavy/Folk/Southern/Eastern/Occultist/Grind/Djent/Voivodian/Kawaii/Core Metal

 

But you should classify us as a Rock n' Roll Band!!!!!111111 YEAAAH! Rock n roll!11


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