fan fiction The Brony Conspiracy

[Caesar2013 22]

Disclaimer: (This story is completely untrue and just a random conspiracy theory I came up with after pulling an all-nighter. I doubt either Tara or Lauren are planning this sort of thing, after all, why would they?... if they are, please don't silence me or kill me I have a wife and kids... and a goat to feed!)

 

 

Do you ever wonder why we are bronies? Why do we as men seem to enjoy My Little Pony so much? A show meant for Little Girls yet adored by many grownups in their late teens to their thirties. It is because we are being brainwashed. Nopony watches the show for the plot nor because they adore the ponies. You see there are subliminal messages throughout My Little Pony: Obey, Tara is our Queen, Faust is our goddess. In each episode we are constantly being bombarded with orders to obey the wishes and commands of the duo. Soon we will be ordered to overthrow the governments of our respective nations. See it from this point of view: Every brony and pegasister is in reality a ticking time bomb. We are all now sleeper agents for the two (Faust and Strong), soon we will be given the final order: Taking out our leaders of our countries will cripple the governments of the world allowing the two to take over the world. This has been their plan all along. To create a show where the vast majority of the viewers are adults and teens (as a well known revolutionary once said that to evoke the power of the youth is to invoke the power of revolution). Soon as each nation falls the power of Faust and Strong will grow until the entire human race now bows before their ladies, their goddesses, their masters. 

 

Years will go by as more and more monuments are built to their name. But like Celestia and Luna, there shall be a rift between the two. Once best friends, Faust will come to view Tara with suspicion, and grow paranoid of her. Tara will see Faust the same, and begin to undermine her authority. Eventually a civil war will break out between them. Tara will use her reputation as "Queen of the bronies, and Twilight Sparkle" to rally her followers known as the Tarastrongtites, or followers of Twilight (that's a cult, but I won't dwell on that).. The other group the Faustians, will rally behind the goddess, Faust, and take the tactical and strategical prowess of their wise master into the heart of the Tarastrongtites' defenses. Soon a final battle shall occur between the two. Back the right leader, and paradise is promised. Back the wrong leader and damnation is forever.

 

VIVA LA FAUST!

 

 

 

 

 

(I'm aware this is not at all true. But I got the idea from a conversation with a friend who basically said that if they wanted to, I'm sure that if Tara wanted to they could march on the capital and take over the country.)

Edited July 4, 2013 by Caesar2013

[Justin ZW 396]

I like it. Picking which one to support would be tough, though. Faust is pretty cool, but Strong has voiced so many popular characters. In fact, I recently discovered that she is the voice of Paz Ortega in Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker. It's hilarious because Paz talks with a Spanish accent, but to me it just sounds like Twilight Sparkle attempting to sound like she's Hispanic.

[Caesar2013 22]

Come my bronies, tis not too late to overthrow your government and set up Faust and Strong as your rulers, ladies, masters, and goddesses.

[Not Mike Jones 5]

I love this XD

 

But on the topic of Bronyism in general, just think for a moment exactly how Bronies have changed the series quite a bit.

 

For example: If there were no such thing as the Brony fandom, do you really think they would have renamed Ditzy Doo to Derpy?

Edited November 28, 2013 by Not Mike Jones