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  1. Not Mike Jones
    Well. My top spot would probably be when people bring it up in the most pointless times, and then get launched into a whole speech of acceptance when told to shut the fuck up. For example: Random guy 1: Wow, 'Eyeless' by Slipknot is a great song! Random guy 2: Yeah, Slipknot is the best! Random Brony: Yeah, it's good, but does anyone here watch MLP? Wow, last night's episode was amazing! Moderator: ...How is that related to Slipknot? You shouldn't be trying to change the subject... Random Brony: Why can't you just fucking accept us for who we are? Fuck you all, you narrow-minded discriminatory assholes! Random Brony has disconnected. For god's sake, we are teens and older men watching a little girl's show! Of course we are going to get hated! Just man up and deal with it!
  2. Not Mike Jones
    Aw hell...
  3. Not Mike Jones
    Make friends with some of the more Sadistic ponies, hatch a plot, when I'm ready take control, install them as my aides and enslave Celestia. Have Luna somehow transformed back to Nightmare Moon and make her (along with Discord and a magically resurrected King Sombra) my second(s)-in-command. Ah, the fun as I hear the screams of tortured ponies ring in my ears.
  4. Not Mike Jones
    Seriously. It's a cartoon dog. On the other hand, if one of the Mane Six voice actors got fed up and they had to somehow kill off Rarity, there would probably be a just-as-big shitstorm.
  5. Not Mike Jones
    So long as there was still Internet.
  6. Not Mike Jones
    Plain or full-cream. Any other kind of milk makes me ill.
  7. Not Mike Jones
    Just wondering, are you a conspiracy theorist? Sorry, just had to ask. People would probably stick by the governments for a LONG time, mainly for the fact of bigotry and hate for anything non-human. (I would probably just go join the pony side, it would be a much more interesting life than I am leading now XD) I never did say it was a fair plan.
  8. Not Mike Jones
    Well, I wouldn't go so far as to say MLP has changed my life but... Recently I've started having a rather strange swinging between apathy, uncontrollable rage and suicidal depression. I find nothing worth living for anymore, but yet I still live and watch myself with a sort of clinical detachment. I'm obsessed with introspection, and most of the time I just mope around thinking what a sad, sick twisted individual I am. I don't even care about video gaming anymore, one of my favourite things back then. It still satisfies me in a way, but not like it used to. MLP is just about the only thing I find entertaining now. It's just after a long day, sitting down and watching an episode, that's always what makes me happy (Unreasonably happy. Seriously, I get really strangely happy and now I'm wondering if I have bipolar disorder.). But I'm fucked when I finish burning through the episodes...
  9. Not Mike Jones
    Yeah, but governments would probably have super secrit bunkers and stuph, designed for something like this. Well, probably not. But still... A self-sufficient bunker with a geothermal heating system, farms and shiz would be able to survive underneath. Plus, we could just send a badass in a hood to assassinate Celestia. We could also launch ICBMs, have planes fly over all major Equestrian cities and simultaneously drop nuclear bombs or send in our military with their guns or use our navy or send a tank convoy through the towns killing and crushing anything in the way or create an artificial virus that only works on equines (kinda like myxomatosis) or we could use entomological warfare (insect warfare, releasing vast clouds of bugs that either attack directly [biting] or indirectly [spreading infections and destroying crops]) or release radiation or make a peace treaty and stab them in the back when they don't expect it or industrialize it so much that the pollution rises and smog kills them off or poison the water supplies or offer them a life of wellbeing and send them off to concentration camps or drop gas bombs on the cities or burn the towns to the ground or sabotage the buildings or... Well, you get the idea.
  10. Not Mike Jones
    Depends on pain or killing power. Killing power, guns.Pain, knives can do much more. Carving/gouging into your arm with any sharp object really hurts, and I know this fro m experience. A gun will usually put you into shock (which can kill you anyway) even if you are hit in a non-lethal place like the legs. A gunshot wound is painful, but not as painful as a jagged, serrated, rusty blade being dragged along your chest. All in all, guns are more dangerous but knives are more painful. Oh yeah, and what Malinter said about a killer being much more ruthless if he is planning on gutting you instead of a nice clean gunshot. EDIT: Personally, I would love to have a go at gutting someone and shooting someone to see the difference. Any volunteers?
  11. Not Mike Jones
    An Equestrian Torchwood would be awesome! #JustSayin Oh, and I might just leave this here:
  12. Not Mike Jones
    An empty cardboard box. Fucking seriously.
  13. Not Mike Jones
    Thank you for saying what I was too afraid to type.
  14. Not Mike Jones
    I love this XD But on the topic of Bronyism in general, just think for a moment exactly how Bronies have changed the series quite a bit. For example: If there were no such thing as the Brony fandom, do you really think they would have renamed Ditzy Doo to Derpy?
  15. Not Mike Jones
    I have never clopped, and most likely never will. I think it's a pretty weird thing honestly, but hey, whatever floats your boat. A clopper? Fine, I can respect that. But I still reserve my opinion. It's not like I haven't seen/read something clop-related, but I just do it because I'm resisting the urge to laugh. To me, it's just one of those strange things, an eccentricity some people have, y'know? EDIT: Well, maybe once.
  16. Not Mike Jones
    My favourite SCP is probably 895, I have the pictures from the monitor (SCP: Containment Breach) saved to my laptop :3
  17. Not Mike Jones
    Hooray! Honestly, this ain't that disturbing to me. Then again, I'm a little bit of a goreaphiliac (Is that even a word?) so don't be surprised. Nice work so far, can't wait to read more!
  18. Not Mike Jones
    Evil blue unicorn! 3/10. Not that vicious-looking.
  19. Not Mike Jones
    So, yet another of my boring introductions... I am, no matter what others say, NOT Mike Jones. So therefore, meet Joe Bob, my fake ID. I am a major fan of Rammstein and SCP CreepyPasta. I am generally pretty new to the whole forums things, but I should get used to it soon. Ok, here goes... I am a reformed Anti-Brony. I would spent hours a day criticizing anything Brony-related. Soon I realised my criticism was completely pointless, and decided to watch an episode simply to prove a point. Needless to say, I got hooked. I hope people here won't mind my *ahem* previous opinion. Just as a side note, I probably won't be highly active here due to the whole 'Closet Brony' thing, and other (much more personal) reasons. Hope to get to know you all better soon! -Totally not Mike Jones
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