Kill the user above with the item they give you!

[Bastion 414]

I drop it in your radius, unusable.

Necromorphs swarm the area shortly after.

 

 

I leave you with a cup. :I

[Minepro 107]

I whip you around and shove the cup down your windpipe. As you suffocate to death, the last thing you see is my battered face with an ubermorph scar on it.

 

I leave you with a wet noodle.

[Bastion 414]

I put half of the noodle down your throat and the other still in your mouth, you suicide from the extreme discomfort.

 

I leave you with my avatar.

[Minepro 107]

I take the avatar's form and pose as your own until you least expect it. You are impaled on a kanabo I happened to carry.

I leave you with a single, puny grain of rice.

[Bastion 414]

I trap you in a room and make you stare at it.

You slip into insanity and die.

 

I leave you with Twilight Sparkle.

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

She uses a spell from the Necronomicorn, turning you into a zombie.  After that, you attempt to eat the brains of a member of the Scottish Yard, but your body begins to decay too quickly, and you crumble into a pile of icky sticky goo.  (On a side note: Twilight has her royal title and alicorn wings taken away from her and is sent back to Magic Kindergarten).

 

I leave behind a blueberry pop tart.

[Bastion 414]

I eat it, you fall into a depression from losing what could have been yours.

NoPony sees you again.

 

I leave you with a 

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

Your head explodes from the high levels of cuteness.

 

(On a side note, that actually does sound like something I would do).

 

I leave behind a chinstrap penguin.  (This is a legit breed of penguin: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinstrap_penguin ).

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

I'll tell it you're made of fish, and it goes ahead and pecks away at you

 

I'll leave a glass of orange juice.

[Techite Sparkle 354]

I break the glass down your throat.

 

I leave you with Excalibur.

(Oh no this is going to get nasty)

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

I slice off your head and feed it to Merlin.

 

I leave behind an origami frog.

[Techite Sparkle 354]

... Ummm... Let's just say that papercuts... ARE DEADLY > *FATALITY*

 

 

I give you a pineapple.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

I'll stuff it down your throat, making you suffocate

 

I'll leave the Origami killers secret medicine

[Shadling 348]

I don't know exactly what it is... But I'm pretty sure that you can make an overdose of it, so I'll feed industrial ammount of the said medicine directly into your blood via multiple intravenous pipes until you die. :3

 

 

 

I'll leave a broken toaster.

[Techite Sparkle 354]

I will heat it up to the max get a metal cutter to remove the divider then ram your head into it. Toasted hair anypony?

 

I leave you a golf ball.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

I'll throw it in your eye, then proceed to punch you so many times in said eye til you die

 

I'll leave Gabe Newells glasses

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[RainbowMau 291]

I'll make you wear them and sing highly until the glass breaks and fragments chop your eyes and your brain.

 

I'll leave a bottle of water.

[The Dark Lord 332]

I'll shove the bottle down your throat and see you suffocate.

 

i'll leave a feather

[mars 4,862]

I'd probably tickle you until you couldn't breathe, then let you suffocate or laugh to death.

 

I'll leave a gingerbread man.

[Minepro 107]

I spread oleander icing on it and feed it to you. You are dead within a minute.

 

I leave behind a stasis module that you'll automatically wear.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

I'll hit you in the head with it, then slow you down with it just to see you slowmo fall to the ground. One you're down, i'll just kick you in the face repeatedly

 

I'll leave my avatar

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[Bastion 414]

I eat it. :I

 

I leave you with, a me.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

If its a copy of you:I'll take its katana and slash both of you

If its you:I'll take your katana and slash you

 

I'll leave Snuggles

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

I grab Snuffles and smother your face with it.

 

I leave behind a chewy Jolly Rancher.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

I cut you're taste buds off and you suicide from not being able to taste it

 

I leave a 12 gauge shotgun