ooc The Trotting Dead (Closed)

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

You are my favorite person ever.

[Grand_Finale 529]

I know every word to it, as well as the whole dance. Its one of my favorite musical songs, its definitely the most fun

HOW COULD I FORGET THIS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

I do not know.

[Grand_Finale 529]

UGH I LOVE HALLOWEEN SONGS

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

You will destroy Google!

 

[Grand_Finale 529]

OH MY GOD I JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO PUT IN THE VIDEO ON ACCIDENT THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

Dammit, my Geass powers aren't working.

[Grand_Finale 529]

Im just a sweet transvestite

from traaaansexual

transylvania-ha-ha

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

Does he look like a bitch?

This is the first chapter of my fic.

 

Chronicles of a Critic - By The Ponyville Critic

 

Prologue - South Bruchellia: Night

 

Final Draft is going to kill me for not starting this sooner.

 

It's now night-time in a foreign land and I'm convinced that

my zebra companion doesn't want to either kill me or eat me

, so that's always a good sign. Anyhoof, my journey is going

rather well, I've learned a few things about zebra culture, though

I haven't gotten to the sensitive topics yet.

 

You're probably wondering how I got to this place with the people

to whom I'm referring and why I'm going to do what I'm about to do

, well, it all started about 4 months ago, I was exploring the uncharted

regions of Pantheria, in the desert, I hadn't packed enough water,

and you can guess what happened...

 

-4 Months ago- Eastern Pantheria: Day

 

It was mid-day, probably, the heat of the sun overpowering my 

senses and forcing me to take shelter. I found a small shrine of 

some sort, decrepit and forgotten, just as I had gotten my breath 

back, the ground below me collapsed, leaving me falling towards the 

darkness, just before I hit what I assumed to be ground, I heard 

the snap of a rope, it had tangled around my back leg somewhere 

along the way down. Lucky me. I was trapped, no way of getting 

down, I had to think fast before I passed out.

 

I tried to pull myself up the rop to untie it but I'm not a unicorn 

and unfortunately, I'm not that flexible. I tried calling a (bat?) 

over to me to make it chew the rope. I was feeling light-headed, 

just when I thought I was going to black out, the rope snapped and 

I fell head-first into the hard concrete floor. Yes, concrete, I 

felt around me, it was unmistakebly concrete, after about 2 minutes 

fumbling with a fire-making kit, a lit a torch, all around me, 

there were thousands, and thousands.....of books.

 

I had stumbled into an old library of some sort, dusty books lining 

the old, wooden and rotten shelves. Most of the books had long 

since lost their bindings, and those that had covers were of a 

different language. Non-Equestrian, and not a language I had ever 

seen before, since I had no immediate reason to leave, I lit a

conveniently placed candle and sat down at a stone table so

the book was illuminated by it's dim glow.

 

I pulled a few documents out of my saddlebags, studies on

ancient languages, I found no matches. It was an undiscovered

language. I wondered, had I just discovered something? I put

everything back and went exploring a bit to find out just what I

had stumbled upon, the shape, the architecture, it was

undeniably the biggest discovery of my life-time.....the lost

library of Alexandripaw.

 

If I was able to prove the existence of one of the most infamous

sources of lost knowledge in the history of the world, it would

have made my career as an adventurer, I would be remembered

for ages to come. But I wasn't after the fame, all I wanted was the

thrill of seeing spectacular sights and stunning scenery. And who

knew what kind of wisdom is contained within those books. So I left

with a couple of books in my saddlebags, and returned to

Aexandripaw to get on my plane back to Equestria.

[Anneal 2,197]

I wonder how Ponyville was able to build itself and develop in a quarantine zone when basically all of Equestria is in anarchy and there are still undead zombies possibly lingering outside their walls. Logically, if a zombie apocalypse occurred, it would take way more than nine years to totally eradicate the virus, or bacteria, or fungi. And literally, fighting a zombie infection is ten times worse than fighting AIDS, or the influenza in the early 20th century, or the smallpox back in the colonial ages. It would take decades, even centuries, to totally extinguish the undead.

 

Also, the damage dealt by the issue is probably going to stay for some time. 

[Grand_Finale 529]

The real world doesnt have magic tho

This one does

[dashian500 194]

Yea

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

The plague was cured through magic, also, the damage of the apocalypse is still there, it's just covered up. There's physical damage left by the trotters, e.g. Missy and Grand's legs. and mental damage.

[Milk Wave 454]

@ @ @ @@dashian500 @

 

Hey guys, so here's some bad news for you.

 

I'm leaving for the weekend on a camping trip, and I wont be back until Sunday afternoon. Because of this, can we.... Stop the whole RP for a bit? Please..?

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

*le sigh*

[Geek0zoid 1,468]

@,

I really don't want to.

[Milk Wave 454]

I know, but it's like last time.. I was gone for a week to summer camp, and the RP is finished off by killing that super trotter or whatever. I know we've slowed down a lot since then, but... Still, I just don't want to be held up.

[Geek0zoid 1,468]

I know, but it's like last time.. I was gone for a week to summer camp, and the RP is finished off by killing that super trotter or whatever. I know we've slowed down a lot since then, but... Still, I just don't want to be held up.

...

Fine.

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

and you leaving for a weekend isn't holding us up?

[Milk Wave 454]

I know it's holding you guys up and all... But I just.. Please..?

[Grand_Finale 529]

Speaking of which, but of a heads up that late January, early February us A very busy time for me. Figured I'd say it now while we're on the topic

[Geek0zoid 1,468]

That's Shy's choice.

Speaking of which, but of a heads up that late January, early February us A very busy time for me. Figured I'd say it now while we're on the topic

Thanks for the heads-up.

[dashian500 194]

I won't be on at all tomorrow I got d&d 3.5 all day

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

Watch this video:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUBuVdkskA&feature=c4-overview&list=UU4ToGRJNQFPFAphVOEgg0ag

This is now my favorite song.

[Anneal 2,197]

The real world doesnt have magic tho

This one does

 

Yea

 

And you think magic is going to solve everything?

 

It's like a nuke.

 

It's awesome.

 

But in a pandemic, it's not going to do much shit.