Wake up in Bed with the avatar above you, Your reaction?

[Monsoon 1,662]

I would scream and crawl out of my computer

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

My breakfasts are a lot bigger these days. And a lot more.. alive..

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

*giggles*

[FullMetalParagon 80]

Just WHAT was I drinking last night?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

The good stuff

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Oh,hello,tiny purple dragon. How did you wind up here?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I flew. How about you?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No idea. Must've been too tired to walk home.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Shoulda called a cab. I'll have to eat you now

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Trying to eat me would be suicide.

[Lightbulb 170]

Whatever i was drinking last night, Whatever i was smoking, and whatever i took, it must've been worse than LSD, Jack Daniels and Pineapple Express.

 

Cause I've got a nazi penguin and a turtle with a unibrow in my bed.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Nazi Penguin? Dedede is a lot of things,but a Nazi is not one of them. 

 

Is that you,John Marston? I almost didn't recognize you with that beard.

[Lightbulb 170]

No Nazi Penguin Cause i found another user with him waving and i keep calling him a nazi penguin.

 

"Howdy... strange green shelled and spikey turtle... and penguin..."

[JonasDarkmane 19,785]

Oh... uhm... you might want to put away your weapon D: 

[DeadAccount 4,603]

I believe you borrowed my socks

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

I don't have a bed, I just sleep where I stand

 

AAAHHH a Unfeathered is trying to sneak up on me! Defense maneuver delta! *slaps lightly with flippers, pecks at shoe laces, poops on shoe, and flees*

[DeadAccount 4,603]

What was that for?? ;-;

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

(that is actually how penguins defend themselves on land)

 

i'm sorry, I thought you were unfeathered heathen scum

[Lightbulb 170]

If you were three inches taller, this would have been a great feat of strength on my part.

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

Hey I am 4 feet tall and I am proud! Also when I'm on my bear I am 8 feet tall!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

THIS POST IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE.

Edited July 10, 2017 by (Delete) NoOneImportant

[Lightbulb 170]

Well I Think I've Pissed You Off.

 

Also That's for both.

[Thunderlane 550]

Um.... put the gun away plzzz

plzzzzzz

[-Octavia- 1,176]

This reminds me of a repulsing fic I read once...

Edited October 2, 2015 by Wubtavia

[ThePiDay 340]

Well...I can't complain.