whats the strangest/funnyest message you recived

[Valormos 262]

So whats the strangest or funniest message you recived mine was someone sent me a message in a middle of a game of black ops saying its 41 seconds past my bed time my moma is gonna beat me serves me right

 

 

[repsol rave 2,963]

i once got a random text message on my phone from a number that i didn't recognise.

it said "you should have parked your cat somewhere else, now my birdhouse is all fluffy."

i was like "wut?"

[TheTEChguy27 273]

My friend @Ninjaneer sent me this message on Steam several months ago.

 

1:45 PM - Ninjaneer: wow he didn't even does onomatopoeia what the cat came up while he's sleeping in the car on the way to PO what the

 

Apparently he was trying to use a voice-to-text program on his phone, but there were other people in the room talking which made the whole thing spazz out. 

[Swick (ded) 436]

"CROSS MY SPLEEN AND HOPE TO FLY, STICK A MUFFIN IN MY SPLEEN" Courtesy of my pal Scoutaloo. This was apparently his definition of a Pinkie Promise.

[. eris . 1,661]

My mother once took a picture of her breakfast and emailed it to me, with no other message besides the picture. I emailed her back going "What's up with this?", and she replied back something like, "Oh, I don't know, it just looked yummy to me."

 

I'm so glad she doesn't have Twitter or something. She would have the most random tweets ever.

[Lunas Husband 2,777]

I just got done playing a match of Gears of war 3, kicked the other teams ass (noting new), then I get a message it said. "Fucking white guy"...... its like oh ok that's umm that's nice.

[Dusk Dream 137]

I once got a ragey message from an xbox live player, which of today i still have in the inbox :

 

*ahem*

 

Dear [old username], Me, [sender], Manager at Microsoft, has used his hacking detector to find out that you indeed have been using a hack. We at Microsoft will immediately lock your account and permamently ban you off our XBOX LIVE services, unless you comply to send us a copy of this hack so we may destroy the codes. Again, failure to comply will result in your account getting locked, and locking any possible future access to our online services. We strongly disencourage hacking as it damages the fair community of XBOX. Do not respond to this message, as it is an automated one. Simply send the link from where you have downloaded this hack to [some e-mail]. We at Microsoft would greatly regret it to lose a member of the community.

 

I just responded with "Dude, don't rage because that final kill was a headshot."

[An Old Head 4,816]

One of my friends found a Gangnam Style emoticon combination on Facebook and tried to send me it on chat. It didn't go too well.

 

[/// 7]

I had just arrived at my friend's house, and my mom texted me "It's a boy!" My friend and I laughed for hours about it, then her mom told us about the royal family. She was talking about the royal baby. I hate my mom sometimes. XD

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

I love my friend Andrew. He's indecipherably fun to be around.

This is just one of the times he's said something like this, and he espouses such things on a regular basis.

[Serbon div 386]

Hahaha, one day my friend sent me this message on skype:

"Nooo what have I done, I ain't going to heaven with you, I sold my soul to Lucifer!!!!"

[Bronyette 835]

One day I was just sitting around like I normally do and my friend texts me.:

 

I'm having I moral dilema right now, what do I do?

 

So of course I ask whats wrong.

 

I don't know if I should eat these scallops or not... they died for me. D:

 

...weirdo.

 

Its not really that weird but it tops my list as the most random.

[Egghead 46]

Talking with my friend on Skype and this happened...

 

Friend: "Listen here [My Name] I dont care what you are all i care is that you stay away. I am going skateboarding with my bro and thats it.

Me: Ummmm....

Friend: Nice meetin ya b***h Say to [His Name] I just trolled him.

Me: wtf are you drunk???

Friend: Thats why i TROLLED

YOU

SORRY

HIM

WHO ARE YOU???

 

I never got an answer even months later about what the hell happened. 

Edited August 7, 2013 by Egghead

[Smarts 1,622]

I have plenty of strange messages that I receive from my two friends on steam. They are a weird bunch, but I like them. One of them mainly sends me links to very strange youtube vids. The other talks about political stuff in the UK that goes way over my head.

 

 

[AS41 100]

Talking to a Japanese guy that wants a tattoo, he said: "if i tattooed, i would tattoo 家紋" 

Which means 'Family crest'

 

I told him: "We'll go in together and get tattoos, you can get that, I will get 美尻"

Which means 'beautiful buttocks'

 

I am not a man to be taken seriously when speaking informally on the internet.

Edited August 7, 2013 by AS41

[Moonlight 7,286]

Well...I...on Deviantart, I got a message from a girl asking me if I wanted to do a...sexual...roleplay on Deviantart with her through messages. 

[Jackie 57]

I've gotten tons of weird/funny messages. Here's a weird conversation I had with some dumb guy on Meetme last week:

 

Guy: hey hun you into white guys

Me: I am white......

Guy: That's sexy

Me: How could you not tell that I'm white???

Guy: Yes but u also look Russia

[SkyDream 315]

Haha, Russia.

 

My sister once got an E-mail from a literary program she subscribed to.  A glorified magazine club, essentially.

 

"Dear <sister>:

 

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~The magazine staff."


I don't even remember how long we were laughing for.