Count to a million

[DasCapschen 7,764]

324.814

 

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.

[Metalbro 16]

324,817

[DasCapschen 7,764]

324.818

 

Q: how many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: none, they just make darkness a standard and tell everyone "this behavior is by design"

[Kawaii Besu 28,010]

324818

 

I have to sleep now.

 

Night!
 

[Raritas 6,820]

324'819

324xxx

Did you mean recursion?

 

Did you mean Recursion?

 

 

Goodnight Filly!

Edited July 24, 2015 by Raritas

[DasCapschen 7,764]

324821

 

Nait filleh!

 

 

A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake without ketchup and mustard.

[Deano 1,704]

324822

 

Good night Filly!

[lomk 20,663]

324xxx

 

I don't even get that one (been a while since I've heard of COBOL) but I still find that funny.

[DasCapschen 7,764]

324824

 

if the garbage collection in Java worked correctly, most Java programs would disappear

[Deae Rising Shine~ 52,849]

324.825

 

NEW START! I CLEARLY SAID RAIN WHEELS AND MY BUCKING TEAM GIVES ME OTHER WHEELS! I don't let the race screw up now because my stupid team gives the same wheels again!

 

Grand Prix from Malaysia 2013 1 from 56 Laps(Cloudy)

1.Rising Shine/Marussia 0 Stops

2.Lewis Hamilton/Mercedes 0 Stops

3.Sebastian Vettel/Red Bull 0 Stops

4.Fernando Alonso/Ferrari 0 Stops

5.Mark Webber/Red Bull 0 Stops

6.Nico Rosberg/Mercedes 0 Stops

7.Nico Hülkenberg/Sauber 0 Stops

8.Jenson Button/McLaren 0 Stops

9.Felipe Massa/Ferrari 0 Stops

10.Sergio Perez/McLaren 0 Stops

11.Kimi Räikkönen/Lotus 0 Stops

 

...

 

15.Paul di Resta/Force India 0 Stops

16.Daniel Ricciardo/Toro Rosso 0 Stops

 

...

 

18.Valtteri Bottas/Williams 0 Stops

 

...

 

20.Jules Bianchi/Marussia 0 Stops

[Raritas 6,820]

324'826

 

Wow Captn that's a burnnn xD

Edited July 24, 2015 by Raritas

[DasCapschen 7,764]

324826

[BastementSparkle 20,312]

324828

[lomk 20,663]

324xxx

 

I'm getting kinda hungry.

[DasCapschen 7,764]

324830

[Metalbro 16]

324831

Edited July 24, 2015 by Metalbro

[lomk 20,663]

324xxx

 

Has anyone heard of the IBM mouse balls memo?

 

MEMO

 

Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls.

 

If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

 

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

 

It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.

 

Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.

[DasCapschen 7,764]

324833

[Deae Rising Shine~ 52,849]

324.834

 

Grand Prix from Malaysia 2013 11 from 56 Laps(Light Rain)

1.Rising Shine/Marussia 0 Stops

2.Mark Webber/Red Bull 0 Stops

3.Fernando Alonso/Ferrari 0 Stops

4.Nico Rosberg/Mercedes 0 Stops

5.Sebastian Vettel/Red Bull 0 Stops

6.Felipe Massa/Ferrari 0 Stops

7.Lewis Hamilton/Mercedes 0 Stops

8.Jenson Button/McLaren 0 Stops

9.Romain Grosjean/Lotus 0 Stops

10.Sergio Perez/McLaren 0 Stops

11.Kimi Räikkönen/Lotus 0 Stops

12.Nico Hülkenberg/Sauber 0 Stops

 

...

 

16.Valtteri Bottas/Williams 0 Stops

17.Paul di Resta/Force India 0 Stops

18.Daniel Ricciardo/Toro Rosso 0 Stops

 

...

 

22.Jules Bianchi/Marussia 0 Stops

[BastementSparkle 20,312]

324835

 

Woona, you just made my day.

[lomk 20,663]

324xxx

 

And this was a serious email. Sent in a serious business setting

[Raritas 6,820]

324'837

 

"Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls."

 

LOOL ahahaahah

 

Anyway... xD

 

I've gotta head off, I'll see you guys on Monday!

[DasCapschen 7,764]

324838

 

cya

[JonasDarkmane 19,777]

324.839

 

Don't mind Mumbo here, I am sure you don't mind if I use some of your money to do magic tricks. 

[DasCapschen 7,764]

324840

 

I played command line russian roulette on my Kubuntu VM.

 

My root folder was cast to void.