Count to a million

[L1ghtn1ng_Flash 213]

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Wow I cant beat that, no mater how clever I am.

Rainbow dash would be so disappointed in me if she was here.

Edited November 30, 2015 by L1ghtn1ng Flash

[DasCapschen 7,766]

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Onwards to thy castle, mighty knight, where safety shall await us and thy bravery shall be rewarded.

[The Derpy Hooves 615]

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ooOOOoo a castle    can i tag along?

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

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[The Derpy Hooves 615]

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so?  

[DasCapschen 7,766]

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The princess invites thee, Derpy Hooves, but the knight must make the decision.

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

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My lady, what dost though thinkest.

Is Derpy of Hooves worthy to join us.

I am in requirement of a new squire.

 

But only if it pleaseth my lady.

[DasCapschen 7,766]

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If Derpy Hooves is willing to be thy squire then so it be and she shall join us.

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

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Behold... Camelot

 

(It's just a model )

[The Derpy Hooves 615]

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uhm... ok it's fine  i always get these... kind of works... anyway...

Edited November 30, 2015 by The Derpy Hooves

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

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'Ere CAPS, I think we broke Derpy

[L1ghtn1ng_Flash 213]

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Oh well I'll be going now

Edited November 30, 2015 by L1ghtn1ng Flash

[DasCapschen 7,766]

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Oh what a magnificent castle thou have brought me upon

Now show thy princess where she rests and lock the door behind, for thou shall be rewarded.

Edited November 30, 2015 by Princess CAPS

[The Derpy Hooves 615]

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WAIT WIKIPEDIA? WHAT?

 

 

Village leader[edit]

In English village life from the late 17th century through the early 20th century, there was often one principal family of gentry, owning much of the land and living in the largest house, maybe the manor house. The head of this family was often the lord of the manor and called “the squire”. Lords of the manor held the rank of esquire by prescription.^[2][3]

Squires were gentlemen with a coat of arms and were often related to peers. Many could claim descent from knights and had been settled in their inherited estates for hundreds of years. The squire usually lived at the villagemanor house and owned an estate, comprising the village, with the villagers being his tenants. If the squire “owned the living” (i.e. "was patron") of the parish church — and he often did — he would choose the rector, a role often filled by a younger son of the squire of that or another village. Some squires also became the local rector themselves and were known as squarsons;^[4] a portmanteau of the words ‘squire’ and ‘parson’. The squire would also have performed a number of important local duties, in particular that of justice of the peace or member of parliament.

Such was the power of the squires at this time that modern historians have created the term ‘squirearchy’.^[5] Politically, during the 19th century, squires tended to be Tories, whereas the greatest landlords tended to be Whigs.

The position of squire was traditionally associated with occupation of the manor house, which would often itself confer the dignity of squire. It is unclear how widely the village squire may still be said to survive today, but where it does, the role is likely more dependent upon a recognition of good manners, lineage, and long family association rather than land, which, while relevant, is nowadays likely to be considerably smaller than in former years due to high post-war death duties and the prohibitive costs associated with maintaining large country houses.

In Scotland, whilst esquire and gentleman are technically correctly used at the Court of the Lord Lyon, the title laird, in place of squire, is more common. Moreover, in Scotland, lairds append their territorial designation to their names as was traditionally done on the mainland of Europe (e.g., Donald Cameron of Lochiel). The territorial designation fell into disuse in England early on, save for peers of the realm.

 

YAY

 

 

and then there is this...

 

"Beginning in the Middle Ages, a squire was the shield- or armour-bearer of a knight.^[1] At times, squires acted as a knight’s errand runner or servant.^{[citation needed]} Use of the term evolved over time. Initially, squires were a knight’s trainees/apprentices. Later, a village leader or a lord of the manor might be called a squire, and still later, the term applied to key public figures, such as justices of the peace or members of parliament. In contemporary American usage, squire is the title given to justices of the peace or similar local dignitaries."

Edited November 30, 2015 by The Derpy Hooves

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

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What trickerie is this?

Your tounge writhes like a serpent.

You'll hold no court with me, a lowly squire believing themselves to be gentrified?

 

A squire is the shield-bearer to their knight.

And although acting as my errand runner and servant.

I shall teach you the chivalric code as i train you as my apprentice.

[The Derpy Hooves 615]

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uhm... yes master?

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

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*clips Derpy with the back of his hand*

 

I am not you master, you may address me as "Sir".

 

Are you stout of heart and strong of constitution?

[DasCapschen 7,766]

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Thy princess must rest for the day. May tomorrow be a bright day in our lives.

So pray to the gods and thank them for thy princess is well.

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

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My lady, taketh your leave and rest assured that you humble knight stands guard.

 

Squire,

 

Tend to my horse.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Thank you and good knight.

I need some kip.

Ciao all

[The Derpy Hooves 615]

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Ehm... yes sir... i guess?

[Sonic Shimmer 4,133]

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So, my 4 year old cousin saw MLP on TV and said it was stupid and for babies.

 

This is quite embarrassing.

[DasCapschen 7,766]

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Oh wow, ouch.

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

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We'll he's stupid and is a baby!

 

(Damn not supposed to be here still)

[Grepper 3,192]

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(Only 633713 to go!)
 

Hello everyone.

 

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So, my 4 year old cousin saw MLP on TV and said it was stupid and for babies.

This is quite embarrassing.

 

He's in the target age range!

Does he know you watch the show?

 

EDIT: You never mentioned your cousin's gender.

Edited November 30, 2015 by Grepper

[IronM17 5,399]

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hi