Legion of Doom

[Unknown Ghost 21]

Research and all that Science stuff will take a long time. What if we could round up Zombie Armies in the Makai World. Lucky for you I can travel to the Underworld. That way it will not only save us time and will save us some crash!

[Toaster Bot 183]

I'm in on these ideas, however, it is likely that we will encounter some opposition. I propose that we drive away any potential opposition with an army of bots. They don't actually have to harm anybody, just be unpleasant and overall annoying. Or we could just give them all guns and javelins; then just let them loose and see what happens. I don't care either way.

[Lil' Lovebug 1,041]

My Reaper army could land upon the Earth and wreak havoc. We then demand that people bring the mods and admins before us. This will cause people to turn against each other, and the mods and admins will have to go into hiding. If they are brought before us, or come before us on their own accord, we capture and enslave them, allowing the Legion to take the positions of power. We shall use promises of freedom and safety like we did to Saren, making them want to help us to save themselves. This will be a lie, of course.

Edited August 31, 2013 by We are Harbinger

[Vaporeon 1,168]

Guys I have an idea. Why don't we just.....ask nicely? I mean I don't really know how brute force and laser sharks are gonna help us liberate Pokemon. Maybe we should have a really convincing speech detailing our goals and ideal vision of the forum.

Edited August 31, 2013 by N-Harmonia

[Wingnut 7,000]

Obey Darkseid or perish!!!

[Night Shine 767]

Guys I have an idea. Why don't we just.....ask nicely? I mean I don't really know how brute force and laser sharks are gonna help us liberate Pokemon. Maybe we should have a really convincing speech detailing our goals and ideal vision of the forum.

How about...

 

...no.

[Vaporeon 1,168]

How about...

 

...no.

Why not? It's not good to force your ideals onto others. Trust me I tried and it didn't work out.

[Unknown Ghost 21]

OI Aren't we forgetting something? What do we do if we encountered those goody two shoes Ponies & lets not forget our Enemies as well. Do we even have a Back-up Plan on taken' down our Foes?

[Lil' Lovebug 1,041]

OI Aren't we forgetting something? What do we do if we encountered those goody two shoes Ponies & lets not forget our Enemies as well. Do we even have a Back-up Plan on taken' down our Foes?

Two words: Reaper Ponies!

[Cwanky 17,592]

Heads I’m in. Tails, you’re on your own. I just watch the world burn.

[Stellafera 3,836]

 

Heads I’m in. Tails, you’re on your own. I just watch the world burn.[/size]

 
Let's hope it's tails, Two-Face.
 
What? Don't look at me like that. I'm not joining your villain league because I'M NOT A VILLAIN! Just because I try to do my life-saving efficiently as possible (sorry guys who die here tommorow; I could save more by moving somewhere with higher concentrations of evil!) doesn't mean that I'm a bad guy.

 

I've got my extremely sharp eye on you all.

Edited September 1, 2013 by Stellar Dust

[Cwanky 17,592]

 

 

Let's hope it's tails, Two-Face.

 

What? Don't look at me like that. I'm not joining your villain league because I'M NOT A VILLAIN! Just because I try to do my life-saving efficiently as possible (sorry guys who die here tommorow; I could save more by moving somewhere with higher concentrations of evil!) doesn't mean that I'm a bad guy.

 

I've got my extremely sharp eye on you all.

You either die a hero or live long to see yourself become a villain. I hope you're lucky enough to keep half of yourself alive.

[Mand'alor Dash 2,224]

The tyrant Celestia would see Equestria's innovators, its hardest workers, its lifeblood, condemned to lives of squalor and poverty while the ponies who kiss her hooves at the Grand Gala are given the lap of luxury.

 

During my travels in Ponyville, I witnessed an Earth pony put together a cider assembly line that outperformed a factory machine. Indeed, the assembly line made her money, but only enough to survive the winter. In a real market, without the regulation and taxation of Celestia's bureaucracy, young Applejack would be allowed to bring her Cider market to Canterlot, and bring prosperity to both herself, and the cider-loving citizens of the city.

 

Instead, she is stuck in a backwater town on the edge of nowhere. Her tools are rusted, her barn is falling apart, and her grandma's hip is in dire need of surgery. Meanwhile, scam artists such as Flamtaine are given exclusive rights to hock their swill around Canterlot, and Celestia's government gets fat collecting the kickbacks.

 

Then there is the white unicorn who owns a fashion outlet in the same small town. In a true market, her ravishing fashions would sweep the country by storm, and give her the life that she so deserves. Instead, Canterlot censors declared her designs "too shocking" and forbade her from distributing her best works. As a result, not only did poor Rarity suffer, but fashion all across Equestria suffered with her.

 

And yet, another unicorn, who is Celestia's student I should add, runs a library so damn poorly that she never gets a single customer, and constantly mucks up the town with her haphazard spellcasting. Yet instead of being sent to prison where she belongs, is instead transported to Canterlot and made into a full princess. A spoiled city girl can live off of government money and rise to the highest echelons of power, while her ambitious and skilled pegasus friend is stuck performing weather duties for a meager pittance.

 

If the industrialist is not allowed to innovate, if the artist is not allowed to express, if the parasite who never worked a day in his life can get rich merely by smoozing with the government, then how is Equestrian society to advance beyond simple existence?

 

The answer is simple.

 

Celestia, must be stopped.

Edited September 1, 2013 by Andrew Ryan

[ParsoOfEquestria 1,490]

The tyrant Celestia would see Equestria's innovators, its hardest workers, its lifeblood, condemned to lives of squalor and poverty while the ponies who kiss her hooves at the Grand Gala are given the lap of luxury.

 

During my travels in Ponyville, I witnessed an Earth pony put together a cider assembly line that outperformed a factory machine. Indeed, the assembly line made her money, but only enough to survive the winter. In a real market, without the regulation and taxation of Celestia's bureaucracy, young Applejack would be allowed to bring her Cider market to Canterlot, and bring prosperity to both herself, and the cider-loving citizens of the city.

 

Instead, she is stuck in a backwater town on the edge of nowhere. Her tools are rusted, her barn is falling apart, and her grandma's hip is in dire need of surgery. Meanwhile, scam artists such as Flamtaine are given exclusive rights to hock their swill around Canterlot, and Celestia's government gets fat collecting the kickbacks.

 

Then there is the white unicorn who owns a fashion outlet in the same small town. In a true market, her ravishing fashions would sweep the country by storm, and give her the life that she so deserves. Instead, Canterlot censors declared her designs "too shocking" and forbade her from distributing her best works. As a result, not only did poor Rarity suffer, but fashion all across Equestria suffered with her.

 

And yet, another unicorn, who is Celestia's student I should add, runs a library so damn poorly that she never gets a single customer, and constantly mucks up the town with her haphazard spellcasting. Yet instead of being sent to prison where she belongs, is instead transported to Canterlot and made into a full princess. A spoiled city girl can live off of government money and rise to the highest echelons of power, while her ambitious and skilled pegasus friend is stuck performing weather duties for a meager pittance.

 

If the industrialist is not allowed to innovate, if the artist is not allowed to express, if the parasite who never worked a day in his life can get rich merely by smoozing with the government, then how is Equestrian society to advance beyond simple existence?

 

The answer is simple.

 

Celestia, must be stopped.

your words be so wise, yet so rare. I shall aid you in your overthrow

[Night Shine 767]

I've got my extremely sharp eye on you all.

 

Do you now. That does not bode well...for you, if you decide to do something, ah, unwise.

 

 

Why not? It's not good to force your ideals onto others. Trust me I tried and it didn't work out.

 

From my experience, you can force anything onto others, as long as they do not realize it is being forced. The trick lies in your ability to influence the factors which convince them of the aforementioned ideals. If you try and convince them willingly...well....that clearly will not work out, since...it will be on their terms.

 

 

Heads I’m in. Tails, you’re on your own. I just watch the world burn.

 

Please let us know the result, so that we may factor your participation (or lack thereof) into the master plan.

 

 

Celestia, must be stopped.

 

Of course, of course. I have previously (well, almost) succeeded in this effort by bringing in a large host of villains into Equestria to subdue the Elements of Harmony....would not the group assembled in this thread be perfect for this? Once the Elements are out, Celestia will not be a problem.

 

Still, we must keep focused on one task if we wish to see it done. Which means, we must choose which to conquer first--the forums or the Equestrian government.

[Unknown Ghost 21]

Of course, of course. I have previously (well, almost) succeeded in this effort by bringing in a large host of villains into Equestria to subdue the Elements of Harmony....would not the group assembled in this thread be perfect for this? Once the Elements are out, Celestia will not be a problem.

 

Still, we must keep focused on one task if we wish to see it done. Which means, we must choose which to conquer first--the forums or the Equestrian government.

 

Your Forgetting something Puzzle Head!. Even without the elements of whatever there are. There still not only there army! not only that! They still have allies aiding them from different countries!. They out numbered us a Billion to 100!

[Cwanky 17,592]

What is a villain but an antagonist? Dissent schemers seek to silence. No ones truly good or bad Just 2 sides of the same coin.

[Night Shine 767]

Your Forgetting something Puzzle Head!. Even without the elements of whatever there are. There still not only there army! not only that! They still have allies aiding them from different countries!. They out numbered us a Billion to 100!

 

Last time I had my brother use a sleeping spell on the entirety of Canterlot before anypony caught wind of my plans. Unfortunately though, he is...well, no longer available to assist us.

 

If we need a force to combat the Equestrians', though...

 

 

 

I propose that we use Sharks with Laser beams attached to their heads to take down the admins and mods.

Take the laser beam sharks... and insert them into a tornado! Laser Sharknado!!!!

 

Or take direct control of/indoctrinate all the Admins/Mods. This plan has worked elsewhere, so we shall continue to implement it till it fails.

Sharks with laser beams? What an idea! I might ask Fink to provide them with Vigors and mechanical wings. Columbia would be an excellent basis for a flying shark fighter squadron. Great wonders does science unveil.

I shall join your Legion of Doom, so there will be at least one serious villain in your midst.

If it were up to me, the sharks would also have infrared targeting beams. Blotting out the sun does wonders for inducing mass panic and hysteria, and being able to aim in the dark would do wonders for furthering our goals!

 

Though, there is the issue of everything dying when the sun goes out....hmm....

sign me in, we need more chainsaws on the shark to make the little exstra. (FRESH MEAT)

these are such cunning plans, I wish to partake in such. If the event that the sharks do fail. I have a backup to have my empire fabricate simulations to break the mods to our will

A cause such as this truly would benefit from my sorcery, I shall lend my aid to the legion and the forums shall feel the wrath of the Netherrealm.

What if we could round up Zombie Armies in the Makai World. Lucky for you I can travel to the Underworld. That way it will not only save us time and will save us some crash!

I propose that we drive away any potential opposition with an army of bots.

My Reaper army

Two words: Reaper Ponies!

Heads I’m in.

 

 

 

I think we will be fine.

Edited September 1, 2013 by Puzzle Master

[Stellafera 3,836]

You either die a hero or live long to see yourself become a villain. I hope you're lucky enough to keep half of yourself alive.

 

Pfft, already been a villain. Got kicked out of the academy for it. Heroes have it way better. Like that stupid goody-goody Rainbow Dash...

 

Just you all see. Tommorow, all of you will be gone. Mark my words.

Edited September 1, 2013 by Stellar Dust

[Night Shine 767]

Just you all see. Tommorow, all of you will be gone. Mark my words.

 

And that is why one must always remain three steps ahead of their opposition.

 

Count on them winning; use their victory to your advantage in whatever way possible--a backup plan is always helpful, and/or a secondary plan with your opponents' victory as its catalyst.

...well, my time is up now. Night Shine has demanded that I return control of his profile....I apologize sincerely, especially since we accomplished next to nothing. Still, that points out one of the most important things to keep in mind for a villain--patience. In hindsight, having only one day to plan was simply not enough time to flesh out a real, effective plan.

 

If anyone needs me as a consultant for a villainous plan, or needs my help implementing one, I will hopefully be in my office in Canterlot soon.

 

OOC comments:

 

 

Geez, writing as this guy is even more fun than writing him into a story! xD That said, you should still check out the fanfic he's from, if you like to read MLP fanfiction and anything I said earlier makes it seem like Puzzle Master would be an awesome villain in a story--especially going up against and/or controlling the Mane 6, Celestia and Luna, Queen Chrysalis, Discord, Spike, and more.

Thank y'allz, and have a nice night!

 

 

Edited September 1, 2013 by Puzzle Master

[Stellafera 3,836]

And thus I, Lightning Dust, saved the day! Ciao!

EAT THAT RAINBOW DASH

 

(Man it was fun to write as her. It was awesome getting to play a "hero" on Villain Identity Day with supremely unheroic motives and no empathy.)

Edited September 1, 2013 by Stellafera

[Lil' Lovebug 1,041]

This was fun. Seeing everyone's ideas was great, especially the more interesting and creative ones. Glad to see so many sticking to character too!