Ask DJ Octavia!

[Antismurf9001 1,271]

Ahem...

 

Er... yo!  What's up Ponyville?  Are you ready to have a good time?  Well, get ready, because DJ Octavia is in the house!  I'm about to raise the roof and cause permanent hearing damage to everypony in a 100 yard radius!  You're about to get more wubs than... um... than usual, I suppose.

 

Oh curses, I sound ridiculous, don't I?  Please forgive me, I'm not sure I'm really used to this.  Apparently, I've been doing this my whole life, but it seems so foreign all of the sudden...  Anyways, the truth is that I'm trying to get some publicity so that perhaps somepony will attend my concerts.  I'm quite literally one late rent payment from becoming homeless.  That being said, please ask me questions below and attend my concerts.  Preferably before this month's rent is due.

 

[Lonely 93]

okay

Jack: *pushes his friends away* what kind of.. djing do you do

Gamerpony: and do you also do dupstep

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

Does DJing have to be your destiny because that's what your cutie mark is telling you?

[Antismurf9001 1,271]

okay

Jack: *pushes his friends away* what kind of.. djing do you do

Gamerpony: and do you also do dupstep

 

What kind?  You mean there are different kinds now?!  Er... I do the one with the music and the turntables and the obnoxiously loud speakers, if that helps you.

 

And dubstep, is that the one that goes like WREEEEEE-op-op-op-BRRRRR-zatatatata WUUUUUB-BRRRIIIIING-op-op-op-zatatatatata?  I tried to do that once but it sounded less like that and more like repeatedly beating your head against a brick wall, so I guess you could say that it's less that I actually do dubstep and more that I pretend I do it.

 

Does DJing have to be your destiny because that's what your cutie mark is telling you?

 

Well, yes, isn't that what cutie marks are meant for?  To be honest, I'm not sure what mirrored eighth notes have to do with DJing (unless they mean that all of this nonsense is musically backwards...) but that's what everypony seems to expect from me, so that is what I shall deliver.

[Ianpiersonjdavis 513]

So does Vinyl play the cello, then?

[Antismurf9001 1,271]

So does Vinyl play the cello, then?

 

Vinyl?  The cello?  Heavens no!  She's Ponyville's renowned confectioner... except that she hasn't been doing terribly well either as of late.  The only cellist that I know of in Ponyville is a mare named Derpy, though her performances are less of a musical act and more of a comedy.  I have a feeling that she doesn't really know what she's doing...

 

(OOC: This character is based on this version of What My Cutie Mark is Telling Me, where Vinyl gets Bon Bon's cutie mark)

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

Vinyl?  The cello?  Heavens no!  She's Ponyville's renowned confectioner... except that she hasn't been doing terribly well either as of late.  The only cellist that I know of in Ponyville is a mare named Derpy, though her performances are less of a musical act and more of a comedy.  I have a feeling that she doesn't really know what she's doing...

 

(OOC: This character is based on this version of What My Cutie Mark is Telling Me, where Vinyl gets Bon Bon's cutie mark)

Lightning Sketch: Welp, i guess Twilight messed up Starswirl's spell again :/

 

So Octavia, wanna go back to being a cellist again? I have the spellbook

[Ianpiersonjdavis 513]

Are you and the others unhappy with your jobs, despite them apparently being your destiny?

[Antismurf9001 1,271]

Lightning Sketch: Welp, i guess Twilight messed up Starswirl's spell again :/

 

So Octavia, wanna go back to being a cellist again? I have the spellbook

 

Princess Twilight?  What does she have to do with this?

 

What do you mean 'being a cellist again?'  I don't believe that I ever was a cellist.  It's a beautiful instrument though, and I'd love to try it sometime...  I just don't have the time right now, trying to relearn how to be a DJ and all.

 

Are you and the others unhappy with your jobs, despite them apparently being your destiny?

 

I'll admit it, my job does leave something to be desired...  I want to make music, I really do!  It's just that I'm... not, and I don't understand why.  It seems that Vinyl feels the same way.  I can't say much for anypony else though; they seem to be avoiding me lately.

[Ianpiersonjdavis 513]

Do you feel like the others are avoiding you because they might be blaming you for there unhappiness or believe that you are at least partially responsible in some way?

 

Or are all of you just feeling anti-social in general?

[Antismurf9001 1,271]

Do you feel like the others are avoiding you because they might be blaming you for there unhappiness or believe that you are at least partially responsible in some way?

 

Or are all of you just feeling anti-social in general?

 

Eh heh heh...  Well, they might be blaming me for their unhappiness, but much of it may be my fault.  You see, I've been rather stressed about my current financial predicament, which may have led to one or two... or more... public emotional breakdowns, in which I begged ponies to attend my concerts while sobbing pathetically.  So, yes, I believe that my situation with other ponies might be self-inflicted...

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

Princess Twilight?  What does she have to do with this?

 

What do you mean 'being a cellist again?'  I don't believe that I ever was a cellist.  It's a beautiful instrument though, and I'd love to try it sometime...  I just don't have the time right now, trying to relearn how to be a DJ and all.

 

 

I'll admit it, my job does leave something to be desired...  I want to make music, I really do!  It's just that I'm... not, and I don't understand why.  It seems that Vinyl feels the same way.  I can't say much for anypony else though; they seem to be avoiding me lately.

Let me show you... *teleports us to a alternate universe (OOC: A.K.A. Real universe)*

 

*shows you well... you!*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ9RPTEkQW4

 

If you were convinced then ok... if not then give me a second to face-hoof me 100 times...