The avatar above you is in jail, what for?

[Cakebandit :3 1,064]

For breaking into a jail

[Wayzer 1,418]

Smuggling cake into jail

[Demirari 454]

For scamming us with the promise of cakes and waffles!

[Aniki 386]

For wearing white after labor day.

[Cakebandit :3 1,064]

For having extremely small glasses

[Demirari 454]

For saying small glasses aren't cool!

[Loriem 639]

For sneaking all over my business.

[Shadling 348]

For looking to much at Derpy.

 

(Remember?)

[Klopp 2,050]

Going to jail for using a pony from that silly pony creator as an avatar. Probably murder too, but that's the lesser crime here. :3

[Cakebandit :3 1,064]

For stealing some ponies pie

[Loriem 639]

For being too Royal.

 

For looking to much at Derpy.

 

(Remember?)

Yes, Spyro's lost it a bit... 

[Commander Tangent 861]

For Pissing off my brother, SCP-(Data-Expunged)

[Demirari 454]

For maiming a Class-D in the wrong way.

[Cakebandit :3 1,064]

For driving a truck into a bomb

[Demirari 454]

For suggesting that I rammed the bomb and not the other way around.

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

For not looking where he is going.

[Cakebandit :3 1,064]

getting fillies drunk at a party

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

For using the same response twice.

[Demirari 454]

For denying the fact that she did it… again.

[Cakebandit :3 1,064]

For not taking the Pinkie pie to jail!

[Shadling 348]

For sympathizing with the enemy (I now where this is going...)

[lighting flash 207]

Being a Psycho pony.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

For allowing ponies all across Equestria to share social media all through teh interwebz.

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

For being too cute.

[Cakebandit :3 1,064]

For murder

Death by adorableness