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Hoofry

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I'd appreciate it if you could read my story!

 

Equestria: A History Revealed

 

It's written in-character of a crazed and extremely biased pony historian who creates insane theories to explain the inconsistencies of every aspect of Equestrian history. Written in an essay-like format, with over-analysis, poor reasoning, and hilariously ridiculous explanations galore, Loose Change attempts to reveal the conspiracies that lie in Equestria's past.

 

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That sounds great, I alway like semi-informative and semi-joking stuffs.

 

(Do you know the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy by Douglas Adams? This fic made me think of the quote of the said guide which are scattered throughout the novel)

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"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music"—Friedrich Nietzsche

 

here's the most disturbing / touching sentence I ever read :"You have beautiful eyes" — Scootaloo's last words, The Rainbow Factory

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Yep! I'm a big Douglas Adams fan. I wasn't really inspired by Hitchhiker's Guide when I added the quotes in (it was more to create the feeling of an academic essay, along with the bibliography), but I suppose it might've had an effect on me subconsciously! 

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Chapter 12 of Equestria: A History Revealed is up! It delves further into Celestia's supposed "secrets" preceding her reign, alicornification, the end of the "PRE-Classical Era", and more general insanity by Loose Change.


 


Check it out!


Chapter 12: The Folds of Deitism – Interlude to the Equestrian Rebirth


 


As with every chapter release, the bibliography has also been updated, so be sure to read along with it too!


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This is fantastic! It has almost everything a story need to get to my top favorites. Comedy, history, ponies, alcohol, sex references. I love it and I'm only on chapter 6. You deserve more than a brohoof from me

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Sorry, Sombra! But it seems like the Crystal Empire section of the story is over! (for now)


 


I really liked writing this chapter. Definitely one of my favourites! Or maybe it's because this chapter is so long; I think it's my longest so far.


 


Anyways, check out the new update below!


 


Chapter 16: The Forgotten War - The Crystal Siege


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Hoofry

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New Chapter! It's about time.

 

 

We'll be getting into the Equestrian Civil War. It'll be quite a ride, so enjoy!

 

 

 


 

 

 

Also, it might be a while until my next update (though I know it's already been a while since the latest one, apologies). It's just that exams and stuff are coming up. The next update should be coming in the end April, but I might be able to squeeze in another chapter before then if I'm lucky.
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Here's the release of the latest chapter to Equestria: A History Revealed!


 


Chapter 18: A Foreign Abstraction - Celestia and the Griffon Republic


 


Whew! I'm glad I could keep my promise on a chapter out by the end of the month. It actually would have been out sooner, but I realized I had to write up the Bibliography for this chapter.


 


Updating the Bibliography takes much more time than you would expect, but it adds that extra helping of jokes to the chapters. So just as a reminder, be sure to always have the Bibliography open in a new tab when reading! I've done my best to make sure each chapter release has a corresponding Bibliography update so remember to check it out!


 


Also, as a general thing, I'm done University for the term! I'll be taking Summer School so that might cut into my time on the fic, but there should definitely be no more monthly waits for a new chapter! I've got 2 weeks before Summer classes begin, and I intend to use all that time to my advantage. So...I'll be starting a "Rapid Fire Writings" program for myself! Every day I'll try to get as much written as possible! It's not that it's painful to write or I want to get it over with or anything, but rather that I have a ton of ideas for the fic sitting on the backburner. The next few chapters have all pretty much been plotted out, I just need to get to writing. As such, if all goes according to plan, there should be a chapter release every week from here on out. Of course, sometimes life gets in the way, but I'll keep you all posted!


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The new (long) release to Equestria: A History Revealed is here again!


 


All of the buildup to the Equestrian Civil War finally is about to pay off!


 


Here's the newest chapter, Chapter 20: On Resolve and the Solar Restoration - Celestia Enters the Arena .


 


The war's about to begin, and Celestia's about to undergo the most difficult journey of her life, much to the delight of Loose Change.


 


Enjoy!


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I know I haven't updated this page in a while, but now that we're approaching the end, I thought of no better time to do so!

 

Here's Chapter 35: Princess Twilight Sparkle – The Binding Lies, covering alicorn Twilight! And of course, be sure to check all the previous chapters beforehand if you haven't done so already!

 

There's a Bibliography too, so don't forget to use that while reading!

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And so it ends! Here's the final chapter to Equestria: A History Revealed! Loose Change wraps everything up in the conclusion to her magnum opus of the academic world!

 

Check it out!

 

Chapter 36: Conclusion - The Future and Beyond

 

And the final Bibliography!

 

Thanks to everyone who read and supported the fic! It really means a lot to me!

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