Guess that reference!

[Woohoo 34,214]

No idea.

"You wake up late for school, man, you don't wanna go! You ask your mom 'please' but she still says 'no!'"

[ggg-2 3,553]

Beastie Boys "You wanna know how I got these scars? My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face." And...Why so serious?"

[Woohoo 34,214]

The Dark Knight, more specifically Heath Ledger's Joker.

"Hey, Teach, here's my project and it's awesome! It's got a lot of, uh, running, uh, a lot of, uh, chili dogs! It's got a monkey, and a chicken, and they just yell all the time, they went 'blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah.' It's totally awesome!"
"McDumbass, did you put any effort into this?”
"Nah, I just got high."

[ggg-2 3,553]

Nostalgia Critic "Dammit, i just BOUGHT those eels!"

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

The Amazing Spiderman?

"Don't say it!" "To your left." 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,132]

Captain America?

”Trouble with the trolley, eh?”

[ggg-2 3,553]

Spyro 2. "TRUDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Woohoo 34,214]

No idea.

"Oh no, I've said too much, I haven't said enough. I thought that I heard you laughing, I thought that I heard you sing. I... think I thought I saw you try"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Your Favorite Martian.

"HOW DARE YOU GIVE THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS AN EXPIRED COUPON!"

[Shadowking58 1,137]

22 hours ago, Mike Dawson said:

Your Favorite Martian.

"HOW DARE YOU GIVE THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS AN EXPIRED COUPON!"

That sounds like something Vegeta would say, but I don't know enough about Dragon Ball to tell.

"I've no time for games, bovine."

"Darkness don't scare me none!"

[ggg-2 3,553]

Them's Fightin' Herds? "Dust for prints!" "I found him!" "No no no! FINGER prints! "......I don't think so....."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Animaniacs.

"I found him like this is in the bathroom, Your Honor. Somebody beat the hell out of him."

[ggg-2 3,553]

Liar Liar. "Am i not turtley enough for the Turtle Club?"

[Woohoo 34,214]

Master of Disguise

"Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya. Bermuda, Bahama, c'mon pretty mama. Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go?"

[ggg-2 3,553]

Beach Boys! Kokomo, one of my favorite songs! "Shark Bait, Hoo ha ha!"

[Woohoo 34,214]

Finding Nemo

"Yes, hello, I was wondering if you could play that song again."
"Hmm, which one, man?"
"The one that goes 'Beep, boop-boop-bop, boop-boop-beep.'"
"No, man, you're thinking of 'Beep, boop-boop-bop, boop-boop-bop.'"

Edited November 23, 2020 by Woohoo

[ShadOBabe 18,997]

Mr Krabs from Spongebob! The episode where Spongebob suspects he’s a  R O B O T .

“You abused our magic, took out Archduke Ferdinand, and plunged the world into World War 1.”

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

Shoot I've heard that but I can't remember!

"Rock...Tree..." 

[ggg-2 3,553]

No idea "Mom! Get off my Wet Banana!"

[Woohoo 34,214]

Nostalgia Critic

"He needs your legal advice."
"STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOOOOLE!"

Edited July 28, 2022 by Woohoo

[ggg-2 3,553]

Liar Liar "Your mom sure is something" "You're not so bad yourself~"

[Woohoo 34,214]

Best Gift Ever

"Once bitten and twice shy. I kept my distance, but you still catch my eye. Tell me, baby, do you recognize me? Well, it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me."

[ggg-2 3,553]

Last Christmas. "That's what you slipped in! That's what was on your shoe! And that explains the abrasion on your palm! DAMN I'm good! Can you feel that? Can you feel it... ...Captain Compost? The day of redemption is at hand! Repent! And thou shall be saved."

[Woohoo 34,214]

No idea.

"Uh, excuse me, chief. I got something here you might wanna see."
*gets blasted*
"I hate when people talk during the movie."

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

Don't know

 

"This is the part where you run away."