Ask Applejack!

[Aureity 3,055]

Applejack,

How are you doing?

 

?Ah'm fine. This weather reminds me a bit o' Appaloosa. 

 

 

 

I understand, but, no offense, but in my eyes, it looks too abusive and petty. Still, I'm glad you and Big Mac managed to forgive Applebloom and her friends. By the way, if I have offended you in any way, I apologize.

 

's fine, pardner. Maybe ya've got a different way of doin' it, but tough love never goes wrong. 

[BlueEyedPegasus 59]

's fine, pardner. Maybe ya've got a different way of doin' it, but tough love never goes wrong. 

Thank you.

[Bright Honor 2,654]

Have you ever kicked a stallion in the crotch? If so, do you think he'll be able to have kids?

[Brainstorm 4,106]

Ah'm fine. This weather reminds me a bit o' Appaloosa.

 

That's nice, I was just thinking, even though Spike is Twilight's dragon, do you sometimes feel that he's yours too?

Edited June 25, 2013 by Brainstorm

[Aureity 3,055]

Have you ever kicked a stallion in the crotch? If so, do you think he'll be able to have kids?

 

Oh, hay no. Ah'd get sued fer all ah've got.

 

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Ah'm fine. This weather reminds me a bit o' Appaloosa.

 

That's nice, I was just thinking, even though Spike is Twilight's dragon, do you sometimes feel that he's yours too?

 

Err, not really? He's his own person, nopony owns him. 

Edited July 1, 2013 by Aureity

[Brainstorm 4,106]

 

Err, not really? He's his own person, nopony owns him.

Okay, so, how are you, Big Mac, and Applebloom doing?

Edited July 1, 2013 by Brainstorm

[Aureity 3,055]

Err, not really? He's his own person, nopony owns him.

Okay, so, how are you, Big Mac, and Applebloom doing?

 

Err, at the moment AppleBloom's enjoyin' her time off o' school.  She wants ta help out on the farm, ya see, but ah won't let her. Not just yet, anyhow. Still a mite too young.

[Brainstorm 4,106]

Err, at the moment AppleBloom's enjoyin' her time off o' school. She wants ta help out on the farm, ya see, but ah won't let her. Not just yet, anyhow. Still a mite too young.

Okay, so how are you doing?

[Aureity 3,055]

Okay, so how are you doing?

 

Apple harvest ain't as big this time as ah remembered it 'fore, but ah'm fine. A lil' grumpy 's all.

[Brainstorm 4,106]

Apple harvest ain't as big this time as ah remembered it 'fore, but ah'm fine. A lil' grumpy 's all.

Okay, so, Applejack, how did you like seeing the Dragon Migration?

[LooneyTunerIan 5]

Applejack, are you a cheater?

[Stormy Shock 28]

<Witch Docter> ahhh apple jack i have'nt seen you since you were a filly how goes your chaos free life...For now.

[Aureity 3,055]

Okay, so, Applejack, how did you like seeing the Dragon Migration?

 

Way ah figure it - once in a lifetime opportunity, so ah'm glad ah got ta see it.

 

 

 

Applejack, are you a cheater?

 

Where th' hay did that come from? AH ain't called the Element of Honesty for nothin', ya know...

 

 

 

<Witch Docter> ahhh apple jack i have'nt seen you since you were a filly how goes your chaos free life...For now.

 

Heh..."chaos-free". Like hay it was.

 

[Brainstorm 4,106]

Applejack,

Did you hear that Spike tried to join the Dragon Migration and it lead to quite an adventure?

[LooneyTunerIan 5]

Applejack, did you bribe Flim and Flam to ruin their cider?

[Apple Bloom Bot 47]

Wanna race sometime ?

[Stormy Shock 28]

Way ah figure it - once in a lifetime opportunity, so ah'm glad ah got ta see it.

 

 

 

 

Where th' hay did that come from? AH ain't called the Element of Honesty for nothin', ya know...

 

 

 

 

Heh..."chaos-free". Like hay it was.

 

<Witch Docter> I mean as of now

[Aureity 3,055]

Applejack,

Did you hear that Spike tried to join the Dragon Migration and it lead to quite an adventure?

 

Ah heard. Glad the lil buddy's learnin' bout his heritage. Ah know ah'd love that.

 

 

 

Applejack, did you bribe Flim and Flam to ruin their cider?

 

If ah had the money, we'd have much more 'n just a farm.

 

 

 

Wanna race sometime ?

 

*scratches head*

A human Dash...? Ah don't even know what ta say.

 

 

 

<Witch Docter> I mean as of now

 

Eh, still not really that quiet. Ah like it lively - why, just last week the cattle got out and caused an awful mighty ruckus.

Edited July 29, 2013 by Aureity

[Brainstorm 4,106]

 

Ah heard. Glad the lil buddy's learnin' bout his heritage. Ah know ah'd love that.

 

True, but, glad that Spike came home, wouldn't you agree.

Edited July 25, 2013 by Brainstorm

[BlueEyedPegasus 59]

Tell me, Applejack, would you be heartbroken if any of your family members got killed?

[LooneyTunerIan 5]

Applejack, do you endorse slavery?

[Aureity 3,055]

..

 

True, but, glad that Spike came home, wouldn't you agree.

 

Okay, ah'll admit that. Woulda been awful lonely without him around. But don't go yapping 'bout that in his ear, alright? Ah don't need ta give him an ego inflation.

 

 

 

Tell me, Applejack, would you be heartbroken if any of your family members got killed?

 

Now why 'n tarnation would somethin' like that happen? 

 

 

 

Applejack, do you endorse slavery?

 

No, ah don't. Ponies belong out 'n the open, where they can roam free.

Edited July 29, 2013 by Aureity

[BlueEyedPegasus 59]

 

Now why 'n tarnation would somethin' like that happen? 

I would never want anything like that to happen. I just wanna know if you truly care about your family.

[LooneyTunerIan 5]

 

 

No, ah don't. Ponies belong out 'n the open, where they can roam free.

 

Applejack, do you put ponies before all other species?

[Messershmitt 289]

Do You like Oranges?